Session Start: Sat Sep 03 09:28:19 2011 Session Ident: #nonprophets [09:28] * Now talking in #nonprophets [09:28] * Topic is 'The Non-Prophets will be live on the 3rd of Septemper 2011 at 10am CDT, 3pm UTC. Stream will be live on http://www.bitsizzle.com:9000/nonprophets -Visit http://nonprophetsradio.com/ at your leisure.' [09:28] * Set by debdrup!debdrup@nerdheaven.ws on Sun Aug 28 14:18:33 [09:28] * ChanServ sets mode: +ao Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [09:28] moved up to first class [09:30] still, despite the controversy, I admire some of the things Luther did - he was brave to go against the church [09:30] and went against the "Diet of Worms" (pun intended) :) [09:31] * Roland has joined #nonprophets [09:33] good morning everyone :) [09:34] 'morning :) [09:34] morning [09:34] I'm at a coffee shop... two VT students wandered by and used the phrase "studying abroad in denver" .... [09:34] is it studying abroad if its still in this country? [09:35] or maybe a Broncos cheerleader [09:35] well, we Coloradans *are* pretty weird. o.O [09:36] lol, yes you are [09:36] also: it is game day here [09:36] i am not wearing team colors [09:36] i stick out terribly [09:38] bright purple (me) against maroon and orange (every other person in this town today) [09:38] @AnneH, I used to get pissed off because people would assume my orange meant I supported UT! [09:38] haha! yes, i'm glad to be away from the mania of knoxville on a game day, lol [09:39] just put some maroon next to it and by some weird logic its "ok" as opposed to kind of a hideous combination that makes my eyes hurt [09:39] er [09:39] nothing agianst vt :P [09:40] And it's even worse here. The other UT has a gorgeous burnt orange that looks awesome on me! [09:40] i used to live in gainesville, i like football but I know how you feel :) [09:40] * sn1989 has joined #nonprophets [09:41] * Symbion has joined #nonprophets [09:41] thanks for calling it the "other UT" i always get mixed up when people talk like U Texas is the only ut [09:41] I remember Noam Chomsky had a tirade in _Manufacturing Consent_ that support of sports teams was irrational and kept us from thinking/discovering the truth...in a way, it is similar to religion. [09:41] in awesome news: found a coffee shop with wifi in time for today's show [09:41] also: danish <3 [09:42] * Avon has joined #nonprophets [09:42] oh for fucks sake--- orange and marooon pinstripe overalls [09:42] Tennessee is the REAL UT! [09:43] YEAH [09:43] microbiologychick: my brother went to A&M, so in his mind there *is* no UT. sorry :) [09:43] howdy all [09:47] hello zim :) [09:47] * Liny has joined #nonprophets [09:49] * Rhetoric has joined #nonprophets [09:50] anneh: the hokies are hokey...wtf is a 'hokie' anyway? [09:51] a turkey thingie [09:51] lol exactly [09:51] seriously- there are turkeys all over this town- huge freaky smiles and only a few inches shy of my full height [09:51] and i know they don't move... but its like they pop around corners at me, they always freak me out [09:52] hrmph the stream is silent and it says episode 9.1 for some reason [09:52] i noticed that too, Rhetoric [09:52] ! [09:53] first time listening, no idea what i'm doing [09:53] im a first timer as well [09:54] * Kookaburra has joined #nonprophets [09:54] Liny, zim: welcome [09:55] ok, the stream on http://nonprophets.dyndns.org:8000/listen.pls is working now but it's silent [09:56] if you turn your speakers way up you can hear a buzz [09:56] it keeps making me download a txt file whenever i go there [09:56] Liny: download winamp or equivalent [09:58] * deeds has joined #nonprophets [09:59] winamp, it really whips the llama's :) [09:59] * odd_megan has joined #nonprophets [09:59] Starting soon [10:01] wooo, first time in the chat! [10:01] welcome odd_megan [10:02] * MrSunshine has joined #nonprophets [10:02] * kait82 has joined #nonprophets [10:03] good morning. [10:03] hi kait82 [10:03] has the show started yet? [10:03] not yet [10:04] its taking forever to start up winamp [10:04] * DocWebster has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [10:04] Is someone printing something? I keep hearing muffled printer-like sounds. [10:04] Oh good. I was worried my computer was the problem. [10:04] can you not use iplayer? [10:04] * Www has joined #nonprophets [10:05] i never listened live before, didnt have winamp, just did a quick scramble to download and install :D [10:05] * nickster has joined #nonprophets [10:05] you dont need winamp, any player will do [10:05] i just got winamp cause somebody told me to use it [10:06] I said 'winamp or equivalent' - I only suggested it because it's free and easy to use [10:06] This 10 am time is a little early. We'e all tired. [10:06] ooh ok [10:06] oh [10:06] I use Itunes [10:06] ooh lol [10:06] yay! [10:06] k [10:06] yay!!!! [10:06] coming in loud and clear [10:06] yehh [10:06] woot [10:06] forgot that i was listening in..... matt just scared the shit out of me [10:06] haha [10:06] lol [10:06] lol [10:07] journey........ [10:07] * Kazim has joined #nonprophets [10:07] me/ air guitar [10:07] * debdrup changes topic to 'The Non-Prophets is LIVE on the 3rd of Septemper 2011 at 10am CDT, 3pm UTC. Stream is LIVE on http://www.bitsizzle.com:9000/nonprophets -Visit http://nonprophetsradio.com/ at your leisure.' [10:07] * debdrup sets mode: +oo Kazim microbiologychick [10:09] * GravityFoxx has joined #nonprophets [10:09] not bad... [10:10] yeah, everyone sounds pretty much asleep [10:10] hey, button-pushing is hard work! [10:10] Texas needs Tim Horton's coffee. [10:10] true true [10:10] I'm the morning person here. [10:10] 4pm here [10:11] 6pm here [10:11] 8 am on the Oregon coast [10:11] 9am here [10:11] 11 am :D [10:11] but I've been up since 5 [10:15] Kookaburra: gay your life must be... [10:15] * GravityFoxx has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [10:15] Yes, yes it is! [10:16] Color me jealous you all are getting to go to Austin Pride. [10:16] It's 4PM where I am, and I'm still tired [10:16] sn1989: it's teatime [10:17] I'm going to make some lunch while i'm listening [10:17] every time is tea time! [10:17] here its 4:20pm [10:17] * plublesnork has joined #nonprophets [10:17] Dennis rocks! [10:18] true christian test, turns blue when exposed to bullshit, and red for gulability [10:18] do you have to pee on a stick? [10:18] * lottirj has joined #nonprophets [10:19] howdy fellow non believers, born right the first time [10:19] this is classic: http://i.imgur.com/lTPXj.jpg [10:19] haha, love that [10:21] christians have a persecution syndrom...that's why they act like morons...they want everyone to pick on them [10:21] bring on the horse hair shirts [10:22] sure, they, their values/morals, etc. are always under attack...victim mentality is just another appeal to emotion [10:22] * Kazim_ has joined #nonprophets [10:22] wait a darn second there...gawd screwed a 13 year old virgin....that's ok? [10:23] Wait [10:23] specific attention? [10:23] lol @lynnea -- yes he really just wants a friend [10:23] Is there another "Kazim" here? [10:23] I'm Russell. [10:23] It's a power play..get MD all to yourself! [10:23] and matt seems like the best candidate [10:23] sure, he's god - he can do anything he wants... my mom: "Are you presuming to *judge* God?!?!" [10:23] kazim are you logged in on another computer too? [10:23] why not he judges us [10:24] I don't think so... [10:24] Hah, this guy [10:24] haha ! you just used the other one! [10:24] No, I've got the underbar. It assigned that to me automatically. [10:25] I live in Colorado Springs, CO [10:25] I don't know who the one without the underbar is. [10:25] there's gonna be a lot of teabaggers on that list [10:25] er..... well maybe something weird happened when debrup made you a mod? [10:25] lol, an atheist register.... to keep track of the demographic about the activitys of one of the demographics least likley to pose a danger to others...... [10:25] Discrimination in hiring practices, too.. [10:26] A christian boss could look someone up on there... [10:26] * Kazim has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [10:26] * Kazim_ is now known as Kazim [10:26] Oh, it's fixed. [10:26] beware! there are people whith rational wordviews around! hide your kids! hide your wife! cause they're educating everyone up hear [10:26] He timed out or something. [10:26] as an ex-Muslim, there are people in the world that want to stone me for apostasy...the stakes are higher for some atheists than others about "telling people" our beliefs [10:26] calling atheism a religion >_< argh!!! thats so annoying! [10:26] That was weird. [10:26] Could be used as an advantage though. "Oh he's an atheist? Mean's he's a critical thinker, let's give him a job." [10:26] Point conceded... [10:26] I'm an atheist and I work in a religious hospital...oh wait it's catholic, so I'm sure that's just as evil to this guy [10:27] * Scrotum has joined #nonprophets [10:27] right and in California the bigoted christians that fought for prop 8 didn't want the courtroom televised because they wanted to stay annonomous [10:27] i work at chick fil a...... i really don't want to get in to what would happen if my coworkers knew [10:27] yeh, what is it with fundies thinking catholics are evil? they are pretty much as bad as eachother, exept for the whole covering up crimes commited by preists thing [10:27] and when they sign petitions they want the signatures kept secret [10:27] * Scrotum has quit IRC (Scrotum) [10:28] California? Is this the same state that had a governor that had extra-marital sex with the help and ended up having a child with them? [10:28] just one governor that did that? [10:28] im not in favor of a self registry, i like being out to some people but not others, [10:28] at least he didn't hike the Appelachian trail [10:29] uhm, that's the point, megan. [10:29] If you don't want to be out, don't sign it. :) [10:29] yeh i know, i had a brain fart [10:29] We already have a registry of atheists...it's called Facebook. [10:29] Amazingly for a Catholic org, my co-workers are cool with it. [10:29] oooh pretty red text! [10:29] Also it has the highest concentration of lesbians in any workplace I've had, so that's a big bonus! [10:29] laugh [10:30] You're a lesbian, laughing bird type person? [10:30] thing is when the uk did a system of petitions like this the first one to come up was to bring back the death penalty, and a bunch of other mental right wing things [10:30] yup [10:30] show us your baptismal certificate [10:30] cause they organised better and faster [10:31] because non-religious people should not be considered citizens, according to Pres Bush [10:31] so what? acording to him people shouldnt eat brocoli [10:31] hmm, brb [10:31] damn that means that the founding fathers weren't citizens [10:32] sie-nod [10:33] sin-odd [10:33] ok [10:33] odd_megan: the broccoli thing was the first pres Bush - I'm talking about the second one [10:33] rly he said that? i thought it was the first, and even if iwth was the second, we can stil ignore it [10:34] cause we dont listen to the political opinions of the mentaly disabled [10:34] do they kill each other on the show? [10:35] we had a show like this in the uk , where a bunch of atheists where supposed to be converted by various types of pastor [10:35] like real fundys [10:35] What could possibly go wrong? [10:35] sounds like a trainwreck...my favorite! [10:35] but its gona be boring has, hell, just pointless drama, no one will change their mind [10:35] they can all ban together and burn a few witches [10:36] won't be worth the airtime without Snooki [10:36] what religion is snooki? [10:36] Jersey Shorism [10:36] i think thats thebest argument against religion, the argumentum ad snooki [10:36] Reformed Church of Fakkenbakken. [10:36] She worships the Church of Spray Tan. [10:36] I think they'd be better off doing a Where's Waldo type show called where's jeebus [10:37] * zim has quit IRC (zim) [10:37] or where in the world is carmen sandiego [10:37] only where in the world is evidence for the existance of anything magic [10:38] any sufficiently advanced civilization is indistinguishable from magic. [10:38] but any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science [10:38] whenever you think that you have made it idiot proof gawd makes a better idiot [10:39] is urine produced from comunion wine holy watter? [10:39] * exBeliever is a "better" idiot than lottirj :) [10:39] k, maybe i won't brb. :) [10:39] which extra stuff [10:39] * plublesnork has quit IRC (gotta dash!) [10:39] history proves that they are anything but honest [10:40] yay finaly homeopathy might get busted, should have happened ages ago [10:41] does that mean I have to throw away my Zicam? [10:41] * Rotiana has joined #nonprophets [10:41] Kookaburra: snooki is an overpaid, undereducated brat...the antithesis of what critical thinkers would find appealing [10:42] it depends what you mean, i found her getting punched entertaining [10:42] I was thinking more on the entertainment value of watching a house of religionists getting subjected to her [10:43] I say were only allow hoersectional cows to use homeopathic drugs [10:43] homersectional [10:43] the drought in Texas is God's way of encouraging us to eat less beef because it's healthy to cut down on beef consumption [10:43] i thought it was gods way of punishing rick perry for praying for rain [10:43] for extra ratings boost, make it a hoarded house and have the Hoarders team come in and berate them [10:44] I thought it was gawd's way to expose the morons [10:44] mmm, the tuberculosis means it's fresh! [10:44] (full disclosure, I grew up on fresh, raw goats milk) [10:46] I'll still pass on unpasteurized milk, thank you [10:47] in college I worked as a goat-milker, one of the perks was getting to take home milk. [10:47] I think raw milk is dangerous. [10:47] in France they use unpasturized milk to make cheese and you never ever hear of anyone getting sick from it [10:47] I thought the world was made "just perfectly" for us :) [10:47] that's because they care for their milk animals [10:47] I'd never drink raw milk I hadn't obtained myself. [10:47] There is a big difference between raw milk and cheese. [10:48] not really bacteria will grow in both [10:48] I'm a microbiologist by trade [10:48] The bacteria that make cheese will outcompete the pathogenic organisms in many cases. [10:48] yes [10:49] water used to be dangerous too before filtration technology - that's why early Americans used to drink a lot of alcohol [10:49] * deeds has quit IRC (deeds) [10:49] but contaminated milk will still make cheese that makes you sick [10:50] here in america we are so paranoid about food and germs that our bodies resistances are so weak the littlest thing gets us sick [10:50] Is she going to go around with a pair of gazelles stuffed into her bra? [10:51] if the cow is treated properly and the milk is tested for white cell count and it's used fresh and not store drinking raw milk is fine [10:51] (I know i'm a few minutes behind but) is that why dennis has a beard? [10:51] I'm still waiting for someone to do this with the Song of Songs. [10:51] It can, but it's the growth of the organisms to certain levels that causes problems. Liquid, unpasteurized milk will continue to grow the pathogenic bacteria. [10:51] to attend stonings in an unassuming manner... [10:51] most of our cows stand in their own poop all day [10:52] ala cart bible study [10:52] all your atheism are belong to us [10:52] its cool we don't eat their pelt [10:52] or hooves [10:52] lol Lynnea [10:52] but it does cause diseased cows [10:52] Raw milk cheese is less of a risk. Raw liquid milk is an unacceptable risk, because pastuerization does just fine. [10:53] this is my preferred beard style [10:53] http://advice.bemoor.com/hatshepsut.jpg [10:54] the solution to cafeteria religion: continuous revelation by a prophet that is in constant contact with God...like the LDS church president [10:54] well in this country we get more food born illness from panut butter than the French get from drinking raw milk [10:54] peanut [10:54] lol, let me match you with someone who you are not atracted to so that you cana void pissing off my imaginary freind [10:54] gosh that sounds so appealing [10:55] its just a nice way to say forced marriage [10:55] loveless doesn't necessarily equate to sex-less... [10:55] sex isn't germane to intimacy...sex has nothing to do with love.. [10:56] you might as well just castrate homosexuals then - it's still trying to tell people who they can have in their bedroom [10:56] the sick thing is that rabbi probably honestly thinks he is being tolerant and helping homosexuals [10:57] castrating homosexuals won't help...the heterosexuals will just produce more [10:57] i have a satisfyingly unbiblical life :D [10:57] Early start time + Light news week = Sucky show. :) [10:57] lol [10:57] Why not diss Michele Bachman's stupidity this past week? or was it last week? [10:58] What about the Syrian cartoonist? [10:58] or even daily stupidity [10:58] But I guess that wasn't really religiously motivated. [10:58] do you run out of stuff to talk about b/c you're also using material on godless bitches, microbiologychick? [10:58] true true [10:58] Yes, dividing news between NP and GB can cause trouble. [10:58] LOL I saw that article. [10:58] I say we give her a corndog and forget about her [10:59] * TScott has joined #nonprophets [10:59] * TScott has quit IRC (TScott) [11:00] The Rabbi could not even answer direct question in the comments. [11:00] 4 out of 10 Americans don't even think Obama is a Christian [11:00] Why's that? [11:00] * kait82 has quit IRC (kait82) [11:01] call the segment Stupid Bachmann Tricks [11:01] I feel so....validated... [11:01] God doesn't like Anglicans [11:02] * GravityFoxx has joined #nonprophets [11:02] Thanks Mindy. [11:02] when obama was a senator he played the christian card alot that doesn't prove anything really but it raised plenty of godless hackles [11:02] United = Unitarian in fundies' minds [11:02] one Rabbi in New York said the events were because of gay marriage being allowed in New York [11:02] at least, that's my folks' position [11:02] Didn't Glenn Beck make a similar comment regarding Irene? [11:02] Yea think gawd might be telling fundy christians in Texas something with all that drought [11:03] * AnneH has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.87 [Firefox 6.0.1/20110830092941]) [11:03] omg, i bet it turns out that she is a poe and the whole thing is an elaborate prank on america [11:03] Tropical Storm Lee will give water to every gulf coast state *except* Texas, it seems [11:03] there ya go....gawd is speaking lol [11:04] so every Atlantic coast-facing state except Texas is covered by rain from hurricanes now [11:04] true story [11:04] LOL [11:04] jinx [11:04] cuz if you do, the devil gets your soul.... [11:05] I thought that the devil went down to Georgia [11:05] But wouldn't a fiddle made of gold sound terrible and weigh a ton? [11:05] He was lookin for a soul to seteal. [11:05] steal [11:05] idid matt need to add "for govenors" to that sentence? [11:05] Not if yer the best that's ever bin. [11:05] Actually, I'd like to hear what godless bitches have to say about women candidates... [11:05] :p [11:06] We say the same things about women candidates as we do male candidates. [11:06] We evaluate them on the issues. [11:06] give the Pope a Nobel Peace Prize! [11:06] The vatican gets pissed off because of sexual crime investigation? [11:07] my, you have a way with words, Matt :) [11:08] geez all those naked statues in the Vatican that they can masturbate to and they still have to go after kids [11:09] or maybe that's the reason...the devil has been let into their society... [11:09] let's all go iconoclast now and smash all the statues [11:09] they almost threw me out of the vatican when I was on tour there and I asked where the Jergins and Kleenex were [11:10] Prosecute them under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act? [11:11] anti gawd...well yeah [11:11] * Liny has quit IRC (Liny) [11:11] byeeeeeeeeeee [11:12] bye! [11:12] thanks gang another great show [11:12] happy trails [11:12] lol [11:12] perfessional... [11:12] lol [11:12] * Symbion has quit IRC (Client exited) [11:12] You pay for the best, you get the best.... [11:13] somehow the show is more fun live :) [11:13] my favorite heathans [11:13] * GravityFoxx has quit IRC (GravityFoxx) [11:13] worth every cent [11:13] yup! [11:13] * MindyinCyprus has quit IRC (MindyinCyprus) [11:13] thanks for another fun show guys :) [11:13] lol c-ya [11:13] * Rotiana has quit IRC [11:13] Thanks for the show :T [11:14] i shal sacrefice a goat as a proper tribute [11:14] anyone know if Reasonable Doubts put out another podcast? [11:14] * Das has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.87 [Firefox 3.6.21/20110830092825]) [11:14] * Dest has joined #nonprophets [11:14] All you guys and gals at the Dillahunty International kick ass [11:14] hmm, don't get as much knitting done when I'm on the chat [11:14] don't care, it was fun everyone. [11:14] * odd_megan has quit IRC (odd_megan) [11:14] we thank thee O NonProphets, that thou dost kick much ass [11:15] * sn1989 has quit IRC (This must be heaven, have I found it? What I've been looking for. This must be heaven, have I finally stumbled through the door?) [11:15] take care everyone have a great holiday weekend [11:16] Enjoy your weekend and read the words to Viva La Vida...if it's not about religion, I'll be a monkey's uncle. ;) [11:16] * Www has quit IRC (Www) [11:16] * Dest has quit IRC (Dest) [11:16] * lottirj has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.87 [Firefox 6.0/20110811165603]) [11:19] * Kookaburra has quit IRC (Kookaburra) [11:20] * Avon has quit IRC (Avon) [11:20] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Sep 03 11:20:29 2011