Session Start: Sat Jul 15 13:45:52 2006 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:45] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:45] * Topic is 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, July 15th, 2006! at 3:00 PM EST on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes.' [13:45] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Jul 01 15:28:06 [13:45] * ChanServ sets mode: +oq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:46] ah, there you are [13:46] Yup...just setting up. Hola [13:46] how's things? [13:46] crazy, but good. You? [13:46] crazy and hot [13:46] friggin heat wave going on here [13:47] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3:00 PM EST on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com! [13:47] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3:00 PM EST on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com! (Non-Prophets)' [13:54] rap, boy, rap [13:55] Doh [13:55] lol [13:55] That wasn't supposed to go out yet...we're not quite ready to start [13:56] well, the volume is very low [13:56] had my itunes fully turned up and it was still just slightly above threshold [13:59] I've made some adjustments...we should be pretty good in a few [13:59] heh [13:59] voice audio seems good [14:00] just about time to crank up the victrola... [14:01] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [14:01] wb [14:01] The show won't be at 3:00 PM EST. It'll be 3:00 PM EDT. [14:02] Oh...picky picky. :) Thanks [14:02] damn daylight savings [14:02] When in doubt, write ET. [14:02] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3:00 PM EDT on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com! [14:02] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3:00 PM EDT on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com! (Non-Prophets)' [14:02] It's a script that I wrote when it WAS EST [14:02] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets The Non-Prophets is LIVE at http://www.nonprophetsradio.com. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for show information. [14:02] * ChanServ changes topic to 'The Non-Prophets is LIVE at http://www.nonprophetsradio.com. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for show information. (Non-Prophets)' [14:02] here we go [14:02] Hence, the value of ET. [14:03] * NeutronJack isn't into the rap music. [14:03] lol [14:04] word yo [14:04] * NeutronJack shouts out to his biatches. [14:04] wazzzup [14:04] a stoned throw at a bunny rabbit...? [14:04] smoke em if ya got em [14:05] I'm not sure what he means by that...but there's a car dealership which often has huge things like bunnies floating above their showroom. I think it's meant to scare off carots looking to buy cars. Or something :) [14:05] hm. okay [14:06] Oh, thank nobody--I thought he was talking about Cher! [14:06] heh [14:06] no huge surprise, but I probably won't be too active in chat. We've got a lot to talk about and I'm planning on jumping in a bit more. :) [14:06] threw me for a second too [14:06] I'll be looking in from time to time though [14:06] Do what you must! [14:09] Half breed! [14:09] * NeutronJack loves to hate the word. [14:09] Now they're REALLY talking about Cher! [14:11] enough crap on my lawn thanks tosome of my neighbors dogs [14:12] * tik2roo has joined #nonprophets [14:12] Because atheists have taste? [14:12] * NeutronJack thought he said "super-goddy" [14:13] geeez, my lawn looks so pathetic, a sign or two might actually make it look better [14:13] lawns are completely impractical in this climate anyway [14:13] * tik2roo has quit IRC (tik2roo) [14:14] A gawdy car? [14:14] powered by jeeezuz fuel. [14:14] "Ceding the lawn" -- say it out load! [14:15] 5 sandal miles per gallon [14:15] lol [14:15] * tik2roo has joined #nonprophets [14:15] I cede my lawn to the elements [14:15] I know what burma shave is [14:15] Of course I know what a Burma-Shave sign is! [14:15] Hi! [14:15] at my age I couldn't miss them [14:15] Afternoon, tik2roo. [14:16] "If you're driving while you're drunk, put a coffin in your trunk - burma shave [14:16] got a book full of those somewhere here [14:16] Hiya tik [14:16] Oooo! Can I have that as a quote? [14:16] the giant invisible bunny? [14:16] Hiya! [14:17] huh? [14:17] Judeo-Marxism!? [14:17] judeomarxism [14:18] I think that he thinks Jesus is really a Judeomarxist Bunny. [14:18] what, does he have george bush disease? [14:18] Who loves George Bush. [14:18] lol [14:18] Darby sounds seriously tweaked [14:18] Darby is a fucking nut...I've said it, we stood by it...and now atheists are no longer saddeled with his nonsense [14:19] This is the Holocaust revisionist? [14:19] Yes? [14:19] Yes..kinda [14:19] now, does darby still run the law center, or is he still associated with it? [14:19] The law center no longer exists [14:19] ah [14:19] he disbanded it on the 6th [14:20] And....just keep listening :) [14:20] and the money went where? [14:20] ah [14:20] I took the link to Freethought Radio from my Blog down after you guys disassociated from it. [14:20] Conform, freethinkers! Conform!! [14:21] Yes. We have to, you know. [14:22] Wow. Well, I'm glad he's gone. I'll put the banner back up! Whoo-Hoo! [14:22] So, since FT radio is no longer associated with them, is it ok to go back to broadcasting on FT radio? [14:23] any good physicist can tell you, it's hard to overcome inertia [14:23] Maybe not... It doesn't sound like they are riding the clue train. [14:23] not to be confused with the inertia train [14:23] We won't be going back to FTR [14:24] We explained the problem, the took no action. We explained that we no longer wanted to maintain the association - and they went off. [14:24] well, the atheist network is still running, it's all reruns but they're running [14:24] FT radio is broadcasting "FT radio classics" right now. [14:24] Ah. I might put the banner back anyway. We have so few outlets and the asshats have so few. [14:25] heh. they're even rerunning my old shows [14:26] lol [14:26] gawd created time! [14:26] I love it [14:27] Well, God created it, but they didn't happen to write it down. Yeah, that's it. [14:27] guess gawd needed some red bull to create all that shit [14:28] Nah, he had the old Tab, rudeboy. The *good* stuff. [14:28] hah! [14:28] 6 fucking days [14:28] damn, even gawd was working without a union [14:29] what a dumb fuck [14:30] He would never allow a union in, rude. It would sap away all the initiative. Every good Republican knows that. [14:30] And we all know that god is a good republican, right? [14:30] yeah, besides, it reeks of (gasp) socialism [14:31] *OH NOES* (not the 's' word!) [14:31] Do'h! [14:32] Well, if you're OMNISCIENT, it's easy to determine if somebody has repented. [14:33] and if I'm omnipresent, I can see it all anyway [14:33] damn, it's so SIMPLE [14:34] it's so SIMPLE even someone like Dubya .... well, maybe not [14:34] Somewhere I lost the threads of this conversation. [14:34] x_x [14:34] sorry, my clothes are threadbare [14:34] as is my text [14:35] oops, need to stuff the dryer ... BRB [14:35] Ah, are we talking about recidivism? [14:37] I think that we are stepping into the next generation of crime control. It's going to delve into medical control. [14:39] I sincerely believe that there is a gene for sexual attractions. People who are attracted to children, animals, etc. are that way because of genes. [14:40] If we can help them through genetic modification, should that be done? [14:40] Is it a slippery slope? [14:42] I'm talking about the next generation of nanomachines being used for genetic modification - I read an article about it a while ago. [14:43] damn nanites may have invaded my clothes dryer... [14:44] But, we know so much more about crimes and criminals now. It isn't that black and white. [14:44] Nanites? [14:44] pop culture reference -- mystery science theater [14:45] Ah, I never really watched that much. I was always an Elvira person. :P [14:45] * NeutronJack misses Ned the Nanite [14:45] all right, yeah me too [14:45] Cassandra Peterson has yet to pass the torch with her horror host character [14:46] She said she would several years ago [14:46] * Dave63 has joined #nonprophets [14:46] Really? She's still on the air? [14:46] No, I read that in an interview [14:47] Ah, okay. Wow. I thought she might still be on the air. [14:47] Nope, last I saw of her it was the followup feature to her Elvira movie [14:47] Yes Matt, when you stop believing in Santa Claus, what do you replace it with? Nothing. [14:47] but it didn't get a wide release [14:47] I remember her movie [14:48] See, people replaced Elvira with MST [14:48] It's sad about Santa. [14:48] well, time marches on [14:48] ;) [14:48] * NeutronJack is a complete MST3K fanatic, but never watched Elvira. [14:48] sanity clause? [14:49] pop culture reference, the marx brothers -- Chico specifically [14:49] Elvira had much bigger boobs than the cast of MST [14:49] lol [14:50] Peterson was a Vegas showgirl and did a few soft core movies in the early 70s [14:50] Prior to that she was a teacher [14:51] She makes more money selling Elvira merchandise. Smart girl, she kept the rights to her character [14:51] People freak out about that when you mention the sun burning out in a billion years. I've never been able to understand why they freak. [14:51] more like 8 billion, but yeah [14:52] Okay - 8 billion [14:52] hence space travel is imperative [14:52] Like it's a difference? *grins* [14:52] over the extremely long term [14:52] For some value of "imperative". [14:52] Imagine what "humans" will be like in billions of years. We/they might find another solar system. [14:52] I don't get why the human race dying out is a big deal. [14:53] "Beam me up, Scotty, this planet sucks!" [14:53] We don't seem to have a problem killing each other, that's for sure. [14:53] lol [14:53] Or invent new and different ways of killing each other in mass quanities [14:53] Someone has read Larry Niven [14:54] Dyson spheres [14:54] Obviously... Russell hasn't :) [14:54] Heretic! [14:55] Here a tick, there a tick, hare a tick [14:56] I think a ringworld sounds kinda possible. I don't know about a Dyson sphere. [14:56] That is one of the most bizarre sites I've ever seen [14:56] * NeutronJack was banned from the RaptureReady message board. :-) [14:56] You really are banned??? [14:56] guess you didn't make their hot list [14:56] That is SO cool. [14:57] Yup. [14:57] I'm totally impressed. [14:57] I saw a bumper sticker a few weeks ago: If you're getting raptured, can I have your Mercedes? [14:58] They are the most deluded people I've ever seen. [14:58] They won't get raptured if they commit sins [14:59] Mac compatibility? what's the trouble? My MAc works fine [15:00] Faith based sports? "We lost because Jesus made me fumble." [15:00] Never happen, Dave [15:00] That's your own fuck-up [15:00] allow me to remotely retch [15:00] Jesus is only responsible if you win [15:00] How about "We won because God hates your team." [15:00] * rudeboy chunders [15:01] That's Allah - Completely different from God [15:01] ;) [15:01] Allah a sudden I'm feeling a presence [15:02] lol [15:02] what is it dogma? why not catma? [15:02] or ratma? [15:02] christian ratma [15:03] I like the sound of that [15:03] iron chariots [15:03] oh, the irony [15:04] Anyone ever heard a rebuttal to the "iron chariots" verse? [15:04] science is my copilot [15:04] reason is my navigator [15:05] * rudeboy measures the size of his nerds [15:05] Cool! Blog material. [15:05] I think I'm sufficient [15:06] I'm not a nerd. You do not have to be a nerd to be here. *heh* [15:07] No hell? Oh, hell! [15:08] Which is why Christianity is so damn popular. [15:10] I remember that Chick tract. Chick tracts did more to make me an atheist than anything else. [15:11] * scarlett75 has joined #nonprophets [15:11] hey all, Chris from California here [15:11] hey chris [15:11] Hey Chris [15:11] Hi Chris [15:11] where in the sunsihe state? [15:11] sunshine [15:11] Bakersfield [15:12] I'm about 3 hours south of your location [15:12] :) [15:12] so, how late am I for the show, this week? Are they about an hour in? [15:12] yeah, they have 20 minutes to go [15:12] Bakersfield, is that where almlost-American-Idol Katherine McPhee is from? [15:12] Shoot [15:13] I meant "almost" [15:13] I think so (re: american ido) [15:13] Bakersfield, I spent a year there on day [15:13] one [15:13] no joke, rude boy [15:13] heh [15:13] they actually had several interesting used book stores [15:13] but like here today, it's damn hot out there [15:14] yeah, it's hot as, proverbial, hell here [15:14] Re: show. I vote for God being a crutch!! A crutch that needs to be discarded [15:16] A Christian is also hypocritical because you're a Christian to save your own sorry soul. It's a fundamentally SELFISH world view, and you'll do whatever God wants you to do in order to SAVE YOURSELF. And they have contemp for atheists for that same reason. [15:16] if they start examining the bible critically, then they have to examine their own lives with the same critical mirror [15:17] wha..? Semen on the Mount? [15:17] Thought I just saw that porno movie [15:18] lol [15:18] I certainly wouldn't want Bobby Brown as a neighbor [15:18] Handy, isn't he [15:18] here a quack, there a quack...oh. Sorry [15:18] lots of neighborhood wrist action [15:19] ewwwwww [15:19] or is that Bill First action.... [15:19] Frist [15:19] * rudeboy slaps his typing hands [15:19] Bad boys bad boys [15:19] lol [15:19] sadist [15:20] more maso that sado [15:20] than [15:20] both [15:20] 2 in one [15:20] unless you're mormon [15:20] then you're just scary [15:20] naw, I refuse to wear that stupid underwear [15:20] EXACTLY! [15:21] Jeeeez, I dated a lapsed mormon girl [15:21] * rudeboy shudders [15:21] At least she was on her way down the road to seeing the stupidity in all that shit [15:21] that's a long, long road [15:21] hm [15:22] I have a friend who is an ex-mormon married to an ex-muslim [15:22] yikes [15:22] I bet that was an interesting wedding [15:22] not to mention the mail and reading material [15:23] I know the family visits are really weird [15:23] His family still lives in Algeria [15:23] If everything you do is wrong/sinful, what is the purpose of living? [15:23] Why would an infinitely just god give humans the liberty to choose sin? [15:23] well, being the black sheep of my family, I know the feeling of being outcast [15:24] Taught me to be stronger in character, I think [15:24] certainly more independent in thought [15:24] 14 Hell in pro per? [15:24] I think most black sheep are more independent. [15:25] "You can pay a man's debts on his behalf, but you can't make a guilty man innocent by suffering in his place." Was that Ingersoll? [15:25] 5 the problem is that Christians can't act without a threat to guide them. They can't fathom independent action w/ truly altruistic motives [15:26] scarlett75, that dark red font is kinda hard to read. [15:26] 1sorry- back to black [15:26] hm. I can see it fine [15:26] Did any of you ever see the movie Bad Lieutenant with Harvey Keitel? [15:26] nope [15:27] I have a black background -- that's it. [15:27] nope [15:27] how do you judge the depth of a person's belief [15:27] It's a great example of how truly fucked up the Christian idea of redemption is [15:27] with a virtual dip stick [15:27] Go check it out at IMDb [15:27] BWA HA HA! [15:27] stuck into the cranium [15:28] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103759/ [15:28] I do often criticize hippos at the zoo, therefore I am a hippo-crit [15:28] But, Russel has the threat of the wrath of Ginny to deal with, if he goes looking for hookers [15:29] When you buy a hooker, they're called "wives". [15:29] HEY! [15:29] I prefer the term "domestic goddess" [15:29] Long-term lease, perhaps. [15:29] by hookers I assume you don't mean the chemical company and its various divisions [15:29] is a divorced woman then "Certified pre-fucked"? [15:29] lol [15:29] De-hymenized? [15:29] sounds so clinical [15:30] you could get some sweet deals on a CPF wife [15:30] If you do the math, it's probably $1000 per session. [15:30] yuck [15:31] in other words, he was a parasite [15:31] this sounds like a job description for Fred Phelps [15:31] hah [15:32] Ingersol rules [15:32] Fuck...we never got to talk about Dr. Dino [15:32] agreed! [15:32] Oh well, I'll hit that topic on the TV show tomorrow. [15:32] Good show, NP! [15:32] See y'all...when will the whole show be on podcast [15:32] another good job guys [15:32] ? [15:32] NO! Not the rap again! [15:32] Thanks all for coming...see you in 2 weeks!! [15:32] Bye! [15:32] bye [15:32] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, July 29th, 2006! at 3:00 PM EDT on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes. [15:32] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, July 29th, 2006! at 3:00 PM EDT on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes. (Non-Prophets)' [15:32] buhbye! [15:32] ciao [15:32] * NeutronJack covers his ears. [15:32] lol [15:33] * tik2roo has left #nonprophets [15:33] college kids rockin out [15:33] :) [15:33] torkin jeeeezuz [15:33] Bleeding water Jesus? LOL [15:33] oh [15:33] storking [15:33] WERD [15:33] no stroke [15:33] heh [15:33] it sounds like someone's trying to rid their body of excess alcohol [15:34] priceless [15:34] cute [15:34] all right, time for me to depart [15:34] see y'all...I need to try and find the first half of the show [15:34] see all of you next time [15:34] over and.... [15:34] * Dave63 has quit IRC (Downloaded the WikkedWire mIRC 1.3 at http://www.wikked.org/mIRC.exe) [15:34] * rudeboy has left #nonprophets [15:34] * NeutronJack has quit IRC [15:35] * scarlett75 has quit IRC (scarlett75) [15:44] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Jul 15 15:44:29 2006