Session Start: Sat Aug 26 13:10:27 2006 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:10] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:10] * Topic is 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, August 26th, 2006! at 3:00pm eastern on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes.' [13:10] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Aug 12 15:33:50 [13:10] * ChanServ sets mode: +oq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:11] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (2pm central)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [13:11] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (2pm central)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! (Non-Prophets)' [13:12] I wish the time could be expressed in UT as well. ZULU, GMT, whatever. [13:13] I am confused about this eastern time thing. [13:13] I don't know when the daylight savin kicks in, or even if it does. [13:13] It's confusing. [13:14] I can do that...just a sec. [13:15] Only confusing for limeys like me. [13:15] he he. [13:15] ;) [13:15] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [13:15] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! (Non-Prophets)' [13:15] It will be 3 pm Eastern time in 45 minutes. [13:15] w00t! [13:16] time for me to go to the shop and get some beers. It's nice to listen in the evening, I don't feel so bad about getting drunk. [13:16] The only reason you guys like UTC is because there's no real change from what you're used to ;) [13:16] You're absolutely correct. [13:17] English computer programmers have trouble doing timezones correctly. :) [13:18] Pre-show music: Artist - Ten Inch Men ... Album - Pretty Vultures (1993). A decent album that no one really heard about. [13:18] Since I worked abroad, I keep the second time on my watch to UTC, just to get myself used to compensating for daylight saving etc. [13:18] Ooh, I'll connect after I come back from the shop. [13:18] Alwas good to hear new music. [13:19] actually I connected alreadyy. [13:19] Whoever just connected, don't freak out, I'm restarting the album :) [13:20] That was me [13:20] Sounds vaguely skid rowish [13:21] From the piccy on the site front page, Russell Glasser looks like someone. I think out of some band. Dont know what I mean yet. [13:21] (is that you, Non-Prophets?) [13:21] Despite the fact that they broke up and the lead went on to another failed band...I prefer this album to anything Skid Row ever did. But that's probably just me :) [13:21] <-- Matt [13:21] I'm "not pictured" there [13:21] Oh, Hi Matt. [13:21] Wise to avoid piccies I think. [13:21] But there's a pic on the wiki and the tv show site [13:21] I always regret photographic evidence of my presence... [13:22] Nah, I gave up that battle as soon as I started doing live TV. 30 pictures per sec...most of the 90 minutes per week... pictures are now trivial [13:22] For example, the picture on my ironcharoits page: http://wiki.ironchariots.org/index.php?title=User:Libraryjuice [13:22] heh e [13:23] Yeah, I got a good chuckle out of that [13:23] Don't ask. I don't even remember it being taken. I had to deduce when it was from the surroundings. [13:23] Thing is, from what I can tell I must have been 100% sober. [13:23] AFK a few...setting up mics and stuff [13:24] OK. I'm off to the shop. [13:31] * blat has joined #nonprophets [13:32] * aANKOo has joined #nonprophets [13:32] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [13:38] Messing with music, sorry if your entertainment was destroyed [13:40] * rudeboy has joined #nonprophets [13:40] Ah, ladies and gentlemen, it's almost that time again.... [13:40] 20 minutes...give or take [13:41] yep. [13:41] give or take one beer and a bag of barbeque chips [13:42] test that mic [13:42] pull my finger [13:43] wait, let me open a window first.. [13:43] * stephenark has joined #nonprophets [13:44] * stephenark has left #nonprophets [13:44] BRB [13:44] no sound? [13:46] no soudn [13:46] and we're also under attack again....I'm working on it, but you're PROBABLY still connected [13:46] Yes, I think I'm connected still. [13:47] Does this happen frequently? [13:47] * stephenark has joined #nonprophets [13:47] What is the IP of the attacker? [13:49] huh. those freaks just don't quit do they? [13:49] probably some religious freeper nutters [13:50] 70.128.227.154 is the IP, he's stopped again. I've already contacted his ISP [13:50] * Aerik has joined #nonprophets [13:51] Everything's back to normal and anyone who's not already connected, should connect now - but you won't hear anything for about 10 minutes [13:51] HI/ [13:51] Hiya Aerik [13:51] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [13:51] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! (Non-Prophets)' [13:51] sorry bout those caps. didn't let go of shift. [13:51] iTunes is still rolling along for me. . . [13:51] hm. time for a beer [13:51] BRB again [13:53] There's even a freephone number for reporting abuse. Might be a good idea to start a packet sniffer to have some evidence and then use the freephone number to report it - bound to get a better response than by email. [13:53] ...and Check. I'm solidly connected to http://nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls [13:53] ethereal (now called wireshark) will record network traffic for you. There are many others. [13:54] I'm going to have to leave early though, b/c I'm babysitting my nephew at 3c/4e [13:54] What a stupid fuck, he's not even attacking via some anonymizer like tor. [13:54] Is it just one guy? looser! [13:54] This is my first time in the chat room, do you guys get these attackers a lot? [13:55] Next week, run a packet sniffer, get a log of the traffic from his IP. [13:55] I only remember the last two shows [13:55] or have they been doing this for longer? [13:55] What sort of attack is he doing? swamping with connect requests? [13:55] cant remember it talked about before that.. [13:56] on the show..I normaly do podcast.. [13:56] My goodness, he's even got icmp open. [13:56] hm. can we nick a name or at least an addy? [13:57] shocking [13:57] * ChristOnIce has joined #nonprophets [13:57] * atxcats has joined #nonprophets [13:58] * bnem has joined #nonprophets [13:58] someone get more chairs; room's filling up [13:58] the streaming server cannot accept any more connections at this time [13:58] Is this the same guy who's IP was captured and reported to the proper authorities, and one of the hosts was like, "My Kung Fu is way fucking better than yours!" ? [13:59] my connection still holds [13:59] yeah, mine too [13:59] I'm gettin the music! [13:59] The problem with reporting this sort of stuff to the "authorities" that that they usually ignore it. [13:59] i'll gry again [13:59] try [13:59] cry [13:59] I'm connected - no music [13:59] You have to send them a letter looking like it comes from a lawyer before they'll do anything. [13:59] Music started...but you're on a delay [13:59] as long as it isn't a tom delay [14:00] Aha, audio! [14:00] here we go [14:00] Should be hearing it now [14:00] hello all :D [14:00] yep [14:00] music! [14:00] weird music! [14:00] the best kind [14:00] * Dave63 has joined #nonprophets [14:00] weirdness is the best [14:00] Lovin it [14:00] (obviously not religios weirdness) [14:01] *religious [14:01] funky [14:01] it IS hte same guy?! lol dumbass! [14:02] only a half dozen?? [14:02] it's a nutter who thinks he's brilliant [14:02] * scarlett75 has joined #nonprophets [14:02] hello [14:02] There's 17 live connects now [14:02] Hiya scarlett [14:02] o.k., i can hear now [14:02] w00t [14:02] I've got it capped at 30 though, everyone else has to enjoy a podcast :) [14:02] For sure you can block his IP using iptables. [14:02] I thought it was the aquabats [14:03] Probably shoutcast has an application level IP block feature. Dunno. I've not used it myself. [14:04] the bat cruise is about the bats that live under that bridge, right? [14:04] Yeah, I'll look into it if this happens a third time :) [14:04] down a river of bat guano [14:04] But Linux can do it for you with iptables (the built-in firewall thing) [14:04] ya gotta love the bats [14:05] Bats are very important [14:05] without bats, we would not have tequila [14:05] seriously, rude? [14:05] yaym confuse the Americans! [14:05] YEah, thanks guys, I have enough trouble doing the two-hour math [14:05] certain bats pollinate the tequila plant [14:05] its in the topic header [14:05] 21.00 in sweden (summer time) [14:05] the blue agave [14:06] Americans don't have funny accents, WTF?! [14:06] gotcha [14:06] Let me get this straight--people from TEXAS are making fun of American accents!? [14:06] library, they've never been to wisconsin [14:06] he he [14:06] The butthole in the bible belt? [14:06] and what exactly is an "american" accent? [14:06] texas is that part of the belt that leaves a bruise on the bible belt [14:06] Ask Hugh Laurie - he's a british guy who mastered the american accent [14:07] Hugh is my hero [14:07] He's not bad. [14:07] always thought of Texas as the boil on the butt of the bible belt -- huh, alliteration [14:07] love writing for him [14:07] Accent-wise, that is. [14:07] Oh goodness, I better start to speak like a Brit, wot wot. [14:07] jolly good, that. [14:07] The NonProphet "Texas" guys don't have Texas accents. What's up with that? [14:07] No, that's Captain Sensible, Wot?! [14:07] I say old fruit, pass a glass of pimms. [14:07] hooray bats! [14:07] some aren't from tx [14:07] thank you [14:07] ;) [14:08] 4 Have youever used the bats in Austin to support atheism? [14:08] like cricket bats? [14:08] so you have to put your booze in a sports bottle [14:08] they are atheist bats, right? [14:08] $17.85 to watch bats. I suppose that you have to be there. [14:08] That's more like enforcement. [14:08] Hanta virus for everyone [14:08] Yeah, the Christians have the dove, and the atheists have the cute, lovable vampire bat. [14:08] lol [14:08] a little fruit bat [14:08] they stole the dove. [14:08] It's $17.85 for the boat cruise...you can watch the bats for free :) [14:09] bats are lovely. [14:09] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets The Non-Prophets is LIVE at http://www.nonprophetsradio.com. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for show information. [14:09] * ChanServ changes topic to 'The Non-Prophets is LIVE at http://www.nonprophetsradio.com. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for show information. (Non-Prophets)' [14:09] we get bats here too [14:09] One...one bat. Ah ah ah [14:09] A little late with the "live" message, but oh well [14:09] the first date i went on with my to be husband was to watch the bats [14:09] I can hear bats. [14:09] Chat hosted by irc.wikkedwire.com [14:09] Visit the Atheist Community of Austin website: http://www.atheist-community.org [14:09] Visit the Non-Prophets website: http://www.nonprophetsradio.com [14:09] Welcome! You can connect directly to the LIVE show! Winamp, media player and other software can be used by "connect to URL" or "play URL" features and directing the player to: nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000 (Limited spaces available) [14:09] ? [14:09] I can tell when they're around by the chirps they make. I can also hear the horizontal scan of TVs. It drives me nuts. [14:09] it's nice there are so many in the chatroom today [14:10] the Non-Prophets bot should tell us the *exact* url to insert into our stream-handy media players. http://nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls [14:11] Network stalled here [14:11] An alternative is to create DVD images and distribute them via bit torrent - get people to burn copies themselves and give to their local schools. Maybe do this in parallel. [14:11] Last night (or wednesday?) Infidel Guy peaked at 136 listeners. [14:11] yeah...just a touch [14:11] bats in austin, http://www.batcon.org/home/index.asp?idPage=122 [14:11] When is the infidel guy show on [14:11] I stopped sending mail and decided to do a blog to bitch [14:11] I usually listen to the podcast. [14:12] Time in UTC please ;) [14:12] 21 listeners? I count 14? [14:12] Oh I guess they mean stream. Nevermind. [14:12] * NeutronJack waves to the listeners. [14:12] hey neutron [14:12] * libraryjuice waves [14:12] Aerik... the listen.pls isn't required in winamp...but I'll add it. Thanks! [14:12] I feel so used [14:13] Non-Prophets: It just works better because you can 'save' the file to the desktop and 'play' it to connect to the stream at any given time, without having to visit the SHOUTcast page. [14:13] Non-Prophets did you post in the Freethoughtmedia host forums? [14:14] I have no idea, but I'll talk to Russell about it after the show is over [14:14] It's also a good URl to bookmark. [14:14] do you get any hate mail....? LOL [14:14] I wanna' hear the hate mail. LOL [14:14] Atheists get the worst hatemail of anybody. [14:14] no, we're so nice and swell that non one hates us [14:14] hmmm - kicked out - server now says it is full??? [14:15] shit, I got a bedside blessing (In the waiting room) from a Christian, while waiting for the CT scan, with a kidney stone. That's gotta' be worth something [14:15] ouch, scarlett! [14:15] yeah [14:15] just for a kidney stone? nothing life threatening? psha. [14:15] double ouch. I've passed two of those myself [14:15] she held a bible To. My. Head. [14:15] My mother has had kidney stones - but she said the ovarian cyst was much worse. [14:16] DOUBLE OUCH (about the bible. to. the. head.) give her a boot. to. the. head. [14:16] Blessed be thy kidney stone, that the lordeth intends for your to passeth [14:16] I yelled at her, so it was all good [14:16] nucular [14:16] I told her that if she was going to pray for me, she needed to pray for dilaudid to fall from the sky [14:17] a what? [14:17] If a tree falls in the forrest...? [14:17] huh? [14:17] What a lovely set of vague questions. [14:17] what is a dilaudid [14:17] dilaudid is pain killer [14:17] it's never one good question. it is always a long list of crap [14:17] That's like saying Darwin's responsible for Hitler... idiots. [14:18] let me overwhelm them with silly assed questions [14:18] what is faith without mystery....? What is a hot dog without ketchup? [14:18] Under attack again, apologies if anyone gets disconnected. [14:18] mention the frappr map!!! [14:18] uh, the religious nutters have or are about to release some video that states just that. that darwin was responsible for the nazis [14:18] i got temporarily bumped [14:18] mention the frappr map!!! [14:18] mention the frappr map!!! [14:18] I set Winamp's DirectSound output's buffer to it's maximum length (20s), prebuffer to 9.9s, and buffer ahead on track change to 10.1s. This really helps to stream audio through Winamp. [14:19] bumped again, i'm gonna go make a martini, perhaps when i get back. . . [14:19] I think it perceives the bump as a track change and buffering ahead forces connection. [14:19] I dunno. [14:20] what's the point of attacking an audio show? It only goes to show that Christians live to be annoying [14:20] http://www.frappr.com/ironcharioteers [14:20] put yourself on the map! [14:20] 15 members so far [14:20] already on it, library [14:20] I remember when the DaVinci Code came out, a grop of 20 Christian protesters stood outside the movie theater near me saying to boycott every theater that shows the movie. [14:21] god told bush to go and secure the oil deposits of iraq - no plan... [14:21] scarlett75: w00t! [14:21] a fine example of xtian silliness. they never learn from their mistakes [14:21] well, and if you take out Satan, there's no need for Jesus. [14:23] if you didn't have mystery, you couldn't get people to tithe 10% of their income to build a mall [14:23] holy shit. I'm watching a cool Jet Li movie on Spike to the side right now. [14:23] there are always plenty of mysteries, without having to believe some stupid belief to "cover the missing knowledge" [14:23] I sounds like the Doglas Adams thing with the babelfish... "Oh yes" said God, "I didn't think of that", and promptly dissapeared in a puff of logic. [14:23] hee hee [14:24] well, and mysteries BEG someone to explore and learn, not sit in a pew and say "Yup. That's a mystery" [14:24] it's the lazy way to live... [14:24] we would never have learned anything without studying and examining the mysteries and making sense of them [14:24] theists are AFRAID of what they are unwilling to take the time to KNOW.. [14:24] exactly, rudeboy [14:24] Hear that Robert Stack, screw you. [14:25] theists are afraid that we will end their need to believe [14:25] I know that's my plan. ;) [14:25] The truth is the religion's "it's a mystery" dogma is really "god did it' dogma - it's the opposite of what it sounds. religious mysticism is a huge feat of mystery. Science is a process of induction - it's epistemology (statistical) - which means nothing is proved 100%. that' s alot of mystery that the religious are attacking. It's actually the scientifically minded person who is OK with... [14:25] ...mystery. [14:25] thereby stripping them of the one thing that gives them a position in life [14:25] huge fear* of mystery. [14:26] where to socks go?! [14:26] yep. How about all that missing dark matter. Well, seems it was found..... [14:26] why do men leave the seat up? [14:26] and the money of their followers to build big ugly churches [14:26] Like is this milk any good? [14:27] why is it I always have to piss after a nice cold beer? now there's a mystery, eh? [14:27] that are built on the backs of others.. [14:27] Like, what about Bananas? I mean, this has to be the ultimate mystery - the Infinite Mystery of the Holy Fruit. [14:27] is it the fault of the brewer? [14:27] the atheist nightmare... LOL [14:27] Do I blame the farmer who grows the hops? [14:27] or is that the yeast of my worries? [14:28] * rudeboy ducks [14:28] no, you blame the wife of the farmer who grew the hops, who had a shag, in the house that Jack built...or something [14:28] I totally pre-empted that way of the mistress girlie. I started a Banan based religion a year or two ago. [14:28] drum riff for rudeboy [14:28] atxcats throws olives at rudeboy [14:28] * rudeboy catches the olives and drops them onto a pizza [14:28] David Cross: Why is Jesus always portrayed like how Charlton Heston did it? What if in reality Jesus sounded like a really affeminite southern guy. " *gasp* y'aaalllll, I just got back from the holy land and Phew! I do not need that smell..." [14:28] now, explain that mystery xtians! [14:28] and i'll bet he wasn't blond [14:29] or redheaded, as the mormons would suggest [14:29] Jeebus smoked the weed.... [14:29] Clearly, God guided Charton Heston's hand, in protraying him correctly. [14:29] Or something. [14:29] Jeebus refused to use Right Guard [14:29] Jeebus had a holy bong? [14:29] Blessed by thy holy bong -- hole... [14:29] Jeebus was a doper [14:30] Heston would've just started blowing away the Romans with a fifty-ought [14:30] from his cold dead hands [14:30] Jeebus was a doper because his Dad created dope... [14:30] You should all join the Cult of the Infinite Mystery of the Banana today! [14:30] he smoked the banana...LOL [14:30] banana extract is a heresy [14:31] imitation banana extract, that is [14:31] yes, you're right...but not x-chrom [14:31] * rudeboy checks his mitochondria [14:31] hm. seems to be all there [14:31] it's DNA that is in the mito-...dammit, Matt beat me [14:31] cult website: http://cotimotb.siteburg.com/ [14:31] "Nuclear DNA"--cool! [14:31] everybody is a mother [14:31] uh, muther [14:31] Shut yo' mouth! [14:31] yes, you're my brother from another mother... *passes the bong* [14:31] Si' we descend from a long chain of descendents [14:32] bananarama [14:32] and we're about 3 percent away from an ape [14:32] I had the word ANCESTOR...if we could just get Christians to adopt the CONCESTOR theory, this would be so much easier [14:32] I "hate" , not I 'had" [14:32] Hey this is a good spot to plug Freethoughtmedias Evolution 101 podcast [14:32] link it [14:32] LOL, the attacker visited the site! [14:32] ah! [14:32] So he's in the room. [14:32] well, how about that [14:33] Hello 70.128.227.154, you are using Firefox/1.5.0.6 [14:33] good boy. [14:33] 2 millinon years ago, homo habillus, that's the mito Eve [14:33] http://www.drzach.net/podcast.htm [14:33] yikes, that me, but i don't think i'm attacking anything [14:33] o_O [14:33] what site did he hit, lj? [14:34] Eve, one of the punctuated differentiated ancestors....? [14:34] say that ten times real fast [14:34] atxcats: Check your IP with http://whatismyipaddress.com/ [14:34] 70.128.227.154 is in Austin, Texas. [14:34] is someone doing a piggyback ride? [14:34] Yup, SWBELL [14:35] 6 million years ago was the first bipedal, Orrorin tugenesis seems to be the most commonly accepted "first humanoid" [14:35] Non-Prophets: My cult site: http://cotimotb.siteburg.com/ [14:35] CONCESTOR [14:35] not ancestor. ARG! [14:35] Sorry [14:35] manchester. [14:35] uuuh [14:35] 70.128.227.154 that's me. yikes [14:36] great book [14:36] OK, false alarm. [14:36] Good for you using firefox though. : [14:36] 70.128.227.154 is responding to PINGs [14:36] i use safari sometimes, too [14:36] I want a lung fish for my van [14:36] Dave63: yes, I noticed ;) [14:36] dave63, what does responding to pings mean? [14:36] So...it seems that your machine, atxcats is responsible for a massive stream of continual requests to connect to the server [14:36] it's half a ping pong game [14:37] how can i stop it? [14:37] we need more pongs [14:37] atxcats: It means your router/modem/whatever is letting through a type of internet traffic which says "are you there?" (it respondes with "yes I am") [14:37] I tried to get on about 10 times in 2 minutes, is that massive? [14:37] does that mean someone is overriding atx's machine [14:37] I sent 4 PING commands and I got 4 responses. [14:37] I'm assuming we're not really under attack, and that there's just something screwy with your machine. :) Mystery solved (partly). [14:37] lol [14:37] Dawkins actually uses the term "Rendesvous", which makes alot of sense [14:37] reset the firewall perhaps? [14:37] ;) [14:38] Well, 10 attempts for you, translates to thousands of actual attempts by the software [14:38] Good job I held off on the port scan and syn flood :D [14:38] any suggestions for unscrewing this? [14:38] deep [14:38] could it be an ident server response? [14:38] Possibly [14:38] atxcats: What s/w do you connect with? [14:38] s/w? [14:38] so what [14:38] software [14:38] sorry, too used to chatting in geeky circles ;) [14:39] atxcats I dont know if this will help at all but www.grc.net can test your firewall to see what ports are open [14:39] I use ZoneAlarm [14:39] bnem: You listen to security now as well? :D [14:39] Basically, I'm just happy to know that it's not some asshat intentionally attempting to DoS us. Hopefully some folks can help atx with any issues...I'm going to drop the search and go back to the show. [14:39] good podcast for the nerds. [14:39] yep but I am a bit behind on the podcasts [14:39] bnem: yay! [14:40] church of skirt [14:40] church of the sub-genius [14:40] lol [14:40] church of the sub-literate would be mroe apt [14:40] "Bob!" [14:40] Non-Prophets: You should get Reverend Stang on from the Church of the Subgenius. [14:40] Praise bob! [14:41] HOLY SHIT [14:41] Someone put a bob dobbs sticker on a freeway bridge not far from here [14:41] his wife would take his children? [14:41] scarlett75: :) [14:41] rudeboy: that's cool [14:42] also saw a small one on a traffic signal control box in Hollywood. That dude gets around [14:42] Nobody in the UK knows about J R Bob Dobbs, except me. I'm going to be the only Brit on the saucers when 1998 finally comes [14:42] how would that go over in court? "Your honor... he's planning to teach my kids science and rationality. Please...no overnight visits?" [14:42] heh! [14:42] That's not mutual respect [14:42] that's a threat [14:42] Definitely a threat. [14:42] LOL - God loves you but he'll fuck you up. [14:42] right. your gawd is an extortionist [14:42] Don't make him cut you [14:43] atxcats whats your Operating system and software to listen to the non prophets ? [14:43] so, why isn't "he" doing time? [14:43] With Winamp, I always have the "repeat loop" button ON, so if the connection drops, it'll reconnect automatically right away. If it can't reconnect, it'll keep retrying indefinitely. Maybe this would look like an attack on the the server side. [14:43] With Winamp, I always have the "repeat loop" button ON, so if the connection drops, it'll reconnect automatically right away. If it can't reconnect, it'll keep retrying indefinitely. Maybe this would look like an attack on the the server side. [14:43] and if "he";s doing time, isn;t that time rape? [14:43] sorry about that double post [14:43] so...it's an empty threat using the chidlren? NICE [14:43] 4 I am with Richard Dawkins and Nicholas Humphrey (http://nospank.net/humphrey.htm) - she is committing a form of child abuse and spousal abuse that we need to address more in this day and age. [14:44] There was an interesting talk about memes on the IT Conversations podcast today. [14:44] christians call that "unequally yoked" [14:44] unequally yoked? [14:44] wow [14:44] It's interesting that these ideas are moving out of the atheist community and into mainstream debate. [14:44] yoked - so they wre born unequal. racist shit. [14:44] yeah, don;t egg them on [14:44] yeah - they even have forums discussing it [14:44] they are a shell of their former selves [14:45] bnem, mac osx 10.4.7, listening on itunes [14:45] spend too many hours listening to their record albumins [14:45] * rudeboy ducks again [14:45] I couldn't have a serious relationship with someone immature enough to believe in God. [14:45] atxcats is outta olives [14:45] atxcats: O_O OMG! [14:45] well, throw some other produce [14:45] unless you're Pat Robertson, then you make prophecy about the future [14:45] *slow motion* nnnnnooooooooo [14:46] I need more staples in my diet [14:46] some bible refrences "unequally yoked" - and the spouse can save the other or sum such shit [14:46] get thyself to a deli, posthaste! [14:46] * rudeboy eats a stapler [14:46] Rudeboy, can I do the autopsy on you, when you die. Your stomach is going to be a gold mine [14:46] boy, that ought to give me more mettle [14:47] not as good a discovery as the 1st person with front-butt [14:47] I think OS X has a good record against junkware. Libraryjuice could this be a side affect of Itunes connecting to the server? [14:47] No way, come on. No "believer" is going to be capable to a decent relationship. [14:47] I use iTunes [14:47] bnem, hold on a sec while I find a great article on why mac os * is safe and windows is not [14:47] bnem: I dunno about itunes. [14:47] I don't buy it [14:48] I'm using music match, to stream the show, and I'm having NO problems [14:48] I use iTunes and I have zero problems [14:48] he didn't inhale [14:48] I did not have sex with that bible humper [14:48] Why is it catholic women have a reputation for being filthy? [14:48] perhaps i've got some port or something open that shouldn't be? [14:48] It's the catholic skirts [14:49] genuflect and show the boys what your maker gave you [14:49] What the hell is a catholic skirt? [14:49] yep. it's those miniskirts the young girls wear [14:49] plaid [14:49] atxcats can you try another media player and see how many connections are made to the NonProphets server [14:49] o_O [14:49] parochial school skirt. :) [14:49] and all the female punks now wear them as fashion [14:49] Oh goodness. [14:49] I wore one for ten years *gag* [14:49] lol [14:49] who's doing the theremin? [14:49] I now have an unnatural aversion to plaid and white knee socks [14:49] Theramins rock! [14:50] darkplace... ha hah ha [14:50] it's mental. [14:50] colbert [14:50] No, not colbert [14:50] scarlett75: Did they make you do sports wearing only pants? [14:51] they made us put shorts on under our skirts [14:51] (british pants = US underpants) [14:51] *sigh* I gotta go. Time to babysit. [14:51] * Aerik has quit IRC (Chatzilla 0.9.75 [Firefox 1.5.0.6/2006072814]) [14:51] US pants = British trousers (the proper name for them!) [14:52] pantaloons [14:52] ha ha [14:52] yeah, now they can be buried in a Catholic sanctified church yard [14:52] or breeches [14:52] you used to bury em' out by the pasture [14:52] Louis Pasture? [14:52] yeah, him too [14:52] Got milk? [14:52] got virus? [14:52] Crazy people go to purgatory [14:52] I purge in purgatory [14:52] There's a bumper sticker, "Got Milk?" [14:52] Did they change that? [14:53] purgatory: not great, but not bad either. hah, family guy. [14:53] lol... I miss that show [14:53] still can;t get hired at that studio, damn it [14:53] In my firewall info, iTunes music sharing was listed as "allow", and I just changed it to "denied", so perhaps that will help? [14:54] People aren't big on bumper stickers here. You get a few jesus fish things, but that's sort of faded now after a peak a few years ago. [14:54] Get back in the kitchen and make me some poptarts, sayeth the lord. [14:54] You come from nothing, you go back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing! (Monty Python) [14:54] Always look on the bright side of life [14:54] cook me up a chicken pot pie! [14:54] *whistles* [14:54] Yes! [14:54] Not here - the fish are everywhere! [14:54] bottomfeeder fish? [14:54] I want a lung fish, dammit [14:55] * libraryjuice sings, "If you're feeling down, Mrs Brown..." [14:55] one lung or two? [14:55] two [14:55] I saw a suburban the other day with 8 of them on it - all different sizes... [14:55] sweet [14:55] lungs fish then [14:55] bet the suburban smelled [14:55] a partridge family of fish? [14:55] atxcats did you reconnect maybe libraryjuice or Nonprophets could see the number of connects for your ip [14:55] correction: "Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown," [14:55] And things seem hard or tough, [14:55] And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft, [14:55] And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough... [14:55] and people are stupid [14:56] lol [14:56] I love the galaxy song. [14:56] great tune [14:56] Yo, Mary1 [14:56] http://www.gecdsb.on.ca/d&g/astro/music/Galaxy_Song.html [14:56] Thanks for the Galaxy Song link [14:56] Poor Mary... [14:56] np [14:56] google rocks [14:56] no she's unemployed and can't get any cookies [14:57] Remember, science has no absolute truths--it changes all the time. Religion, on the other hand, is changless! [14:57] somewhere, in Britain, a listener is pissed off for the really bad accent [14:57] even though it has changed throug the centuries [14:57] speaking of accents [14:57] * libraryjuice listens to the galaxy song [14:57] I was working at the apple store last wednesday [14:57] * libraryjuice boogies [14:57] there will be no teachers left [14:58] and a cute customer walked up to me, nice young lady [14:58] we're used to bad accents... [14:58] she had a scots accent [14:58] turned out she worked for JPL [14:58] I'd like to hear a Welsh accent. [14:58] as a research astronomer [14:58] awesome [14:58] I studied astronomy. [14:58] but the old testament law has no value to true christians... [14:58] I so wanted to get her phone number [14:58] * Dave63 downloads the Galaxy Song (it's not copyrighted in the US, is it?) [14:59] bnem, and whomever, I just disconnected and reconnected [14:59] yeah,it's copywrited here [14:59] that song was released on the album [14:59] Dave63: who knows. Relax, I don't think the RIAA will get you for that. [14:59] governments and laws are established by god according to the bible - damn the judges when they don't agree with the bible! [14:59] screw the riaa [14:59] Capitol owns the song [14:59] It's on the album "Monty Python Sings". [15:00] buy the album! [15:00] and te soundtrack [15:00] loor somethign. [15:00] the [15:00] *or [15:00] SATAN... [15:00] ! [15:00] Nonprophets atxcats changed his Itunes settings how many times is the ip connecting to the server [15:00] the soundtrack to meaning of life [15:00] No floods since the last time I commented here [15:00] I nearly pissed myself listening to "every sperm is sacred" the other day. [15:00] except in El Paso floods here las week [15:00] i like the philosophers song "Immanuel Kant was a real pissant" i can't get it outta my head [15:00] atxcats: It's a classix! [15:01] *classic [15:01] classix is good, too [15:01] LD [15:01] :D [15:01] lol [15:01] Jews for Jesus?? LOL [15:01] Jeebus is copywrited? [15:01] Too many beers. Can't type anymore. [15:01] oi [15:01] vey [15:01] o.k., i am sorry for attacking y'all, and thanks for all the troubleshooting help [15:02] * NeutronJack can only hear Cockney. [15:02] I have a cocked knee [15:02] you guys have to go look at illwillpress.com and then hit the archived toons [15:02] Can a kosher salami be Jewish? [15:02] there's a "Kosher" cartoon about killing crackers in a Kosher way [15:02] funny as hell [15:02] convoits? [15:02] UT Austin starts next week -- it's time for the bibles and pamphets to be handed out. I need to get or make my own to counterattack. [15:03] you need to carry a lighter and some lighter fluid and start some bonfirres [15:03] bnem: yes, if it's beef [15:03] Christians for Lucifer [15:03] "where's the beef...!" [15:03] did someone say xtians for satan? [15:03] Impoionated?" [15:03] Now he's from Brooklyn! [15:03] atxcats throws an apple at rudeboy [15:03] NIce....Russel is grammatically correct [15:04] * rudeboy catches the apple and saves it for later [15:04] Christians for Liberalism [15:04] Dont' eat the apple...it is Satan's fruit, afterall [15:04] Wait, let me apply gentile pressure to that wound [15:04] i'm collecting the bibles. in a year or two, i'll have enough to highlight the lovely bits and put warning labels on them [15:04] gentile pressure, hee hee [15:04] Ahhhhh... I hate arguments like this [15:04] who says living til' 100 is a good thing? [15:05] "Old senile fool attributes long life to XYZ. Film at eleven!" [15:05] We should sign up mosques for Gideons bibles via their webpage. That would cause a nice stir :D [15:05] I want to make up a stamp that simply says, "Lies" and stamp the pages of every hotel bible I come across [15:05] yes, you can go to Church, but you need to wear Depends to get through the service [15:05] libraryjuice: that's a lovely idea [15:05] yeah, I get piss off in pews... [15:05] * libraryjuice is feeling mischievous [15:05] atxcats: thanks :D [15:05] then it's "phew" in pews [15:05] that's beacuse those people were born before the advent of science for the masses [15:05] atxcats: And synagogues too. [15:06] scarlett: mots (martini on the screen) [15:06] See if we can make it into the global media. [15:06] Sin-agog? I do it often [15:06] USe TOR! [15:06] The Gideons already send bibles to every non-xian church [15:06] You're welcome txcats [15:06] I think that number is high [15:06] If you want to cause mischief via web pages, use TOR. DON'T use your own IP. [15:06] I don;t buy 40% [15:06] all 40% of them live here! [15:06] as opposed to the half-serious kind of x-ians [15:07] just one calorie, all the flavor [15:07] me either - i think it is closer to 99% [15:07] Question: What does the "H" stand for in Jesus H. Christ? [15:07] depends on hoew the survey was designed [15:07] I would counter that people who go to Church are more likely to catch bird flu and die..so, there. [15:07] haploid [15:07] Dave63: good question [15:07] Harold [15:07] herpes. [15:07] Answer: Yes, it stands for "Haploid". (one set of chromosomes, no biological father) [15:07] Haploid! [15:07] Halfwit [15:08] hummus [15:08] and that's generous [15:08] Actually, the "H" question is answered in "Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff" [15:08] I've always maintained that its Horatio. Just has a ring to it. [15:08] historically-inaccurate? [15:08] stephenark: you got that right! [15:08] histrionically inaccurate? [15:08] It could also stand for "Hallowed" (as in "Hallowed by thy name") [15:08] and where's the "F" [15:08] hypnotic [15:08] atxcats is running out of produce. ah, here's a watermellon [15:09] melon [15:09] Jeebus H. F. CHrist [15:09] or Jeebus tap dancing christ... [15:09] this survey is a yawnfest [15:09] it' [15:09] totally ot: when bush is at kennebunkport, do they call it "compound W"? [15:09] s news because the news editors are targeting the xtian market [15:10] lol [15:10] It [15:10] it's a medicine show... [15:10] I can have faith in Science... [15:10] no? [15:10] the fact that it is called a compound, like Waco or Ruby RIdge...? [15:10] curious language [15:11] Where were these oldies taken from, the US? [15:11] If you lived past 100, it was because of SCIENCE.. [15:11] Is it just American oldies? [15:11] Or global? [15:11] why do you think you're alive today? Well, when a mommy and daddy really love each other, and have a bottle of jegermeister,... [15:11] doesn't japan have a lot of centenarians? [15:11] if you made it to 100... you're just lucky. your genetics got you there, nothing else [15:11] yes, they do [15:11] atxcats: They are like, totally atheist. [15:11] and their diet has a lot to do with it [15:12] Japan has sushi, though... you can't discount the healing effects of cold rice and seaweed [15:12] Don't start on the pluto thing, [15:12] Oh yogads. [15:12] guys what are you thinking? we all know if you have enough faith you can live past 600 and build a boat big enough to fit every species! [15:12] yeah, the Pluto issue is so yesterday. ;) [15:12] pluto is a dog... ddamn it [15:12] Dammit... John Mark Karr is the big news. *rolls eyes* [15:12] "dwarf planets aren't planets". Would you say that tall people aren't people? [15:12] UB313? [15:12] Xena? [15:13] 600 years -- you wouldn't retire until you were 500? [15:13] that show was cancelled [15:13] THey're not dwarves, they're "Little planets" and they have their own show on TLC [15:13] * NeutronJack has a Chihuahua named Xena, Warrior Puppy [15:13] yeah, a reality show, when little planets act stupid [15:13] see the Bad Astronomer Blog [15:13] cat kisses to Xena, Warrior Puppy [15:13] lol rude [15:13] Pluto as a planet is the opiate of the masses. [15:13] send me ten percent finders fee for that freebee [15:13] or something [15:14] what will this do to astrology [15:14] NO. The hypothesis changed [15:14] not the reality [15:14] http://www.badastronomy.com/ [15:14] There was no official defintion of planet before. [15:14] Next they'll say Uranus isn't a planet! [15:14] That's the problem. [15:14] and, all the souls in limbo....were they just given "get out of purg free" cards> [15:14] pluto still exists -- and limbaugh is a gasseous giant planet [15:15] pfffff rudeboy! [15:15] accent on the gaseous [15:15] he orbits central florida [15:15] bad astronomy.com rocks [15:15] The problem is finding a precise definition which matches people's vague non-precise definitions. [15:15] and crack dens [15:15] oxycontin markets [15:16] What's Limbaugh's gravitational pull? [15:16] what would one measure that in? [15:16] I refuse to perform the calculation [15:16] lol [15:16] I would rather let a professional do that [15:16] if you are on a football shaped planet and step off at a certain point, you may go into a geosynchronous (sp?) orbit [15:16] I would feel endangered [15:16] God with chaplains? They wear bowler hats and twirl a cane? [15:17] gravitational pull is measures in unit distance per unit time squared, e.g. m s ^-2 [15:17] *measured [15:17] I have no problem with chaplains, as long as they're black and white and come with popcorn [15:17] I refuse to measure the Mass of Limbaugh's ass [15:18] lol [15:18] Who is Limbaugh? [15:18] or the velocity at which it lunges for oxy [15:18] RUSH Limbaugh [15:18] libraryjuice: are you canadian, perhaps? [15:18] Rush Limbaugh, one of our extreme right wing radio personalities here [15:18] atxcats: Nope, Brit. [15:18] Rush Limbaugh, the fat conservative radio host. [15:18] he's a uber-conservative radio host with a LEEEEETLE narc' issue [15:18] Oh, fits in the "crazy American" category. [15:18] yep [15:18] he broadcasts worldwide [15:19] I feel for you, I really do. We have or nutters here, but they're not so well knows. It must be embarrasing. [15:19] if you're dyslexic, it's one nation under dog [15:19] he loves Bush so much that his head is more than halfway up the PRez's ass all the time [15:19] scarlett75: lol [15:19] scarlett75: One notion under bog [15:19] *bob! [15:19] one notion under bob [15:19] praise bob [15:19] One notion under bob [15:19] lol [15:19] "Bob!" [15:20] :D [15:20] One nation, under-educated... [15:20] if I'm going to be required to go to Church, I want hazard pay [15:20] I need to find an emoticon with a pipe [15:20] a worker at the coffee stand by my office has a Bob tattoo -- I think she was surprised i got the reference. now she stamps my coffee card 2ce. [15:20] all right [15:20] I went to a church school for some years. It was rubbish. [15:20] emoticon with a pipe -- cool [15:20] FRED...that's a nice pseudonym. Really creative [15:21] BC 2, BC 1, AD 1, AD 2, etc. [15:21] Lol [15:21] the calendar is already mucked up [15:21] thanks to you know who [15:21] The europeans didn't know about 0 for a lonf time, [15:21] libraryjuice: my hubby lived in Salt Lake City, Mormon/LDS country -- his parents sent him to Catholic school to get him out of the "religious" public schools [15:21] 0 was the null year [15:21] It was the Indians who discovered 0. [15:21] well, the arabs invented the zero [15:21] Indians. [15:22] i think the arabs borrowed it from the indians [15:22] Perhaps. [15:22] or was it the indians... [15:22] four hundred monkeys. LOL [15:22] I dunno. [15:22] ah [15:22] they throw poo [15:22] lol [15:22] There's no year ZERO, which is why the new millennium happened in 2001, not 2000, right? [15:22] shoutout to georgia boy! [15:22] that's what I thought Dave [15:22] they throw enough poo would they eventually write a poo shakespeare play? [15:23] Anyone have that 4 hundren monkeys URL? [15:23] taming of the poo [15:23] *hundred [15:23] lol [15:23] Henry the fifth dump [15:23] and they keep it in the basement, under file cabinets [15:23] midsummer's night constipation [15:23] People here is the phrase "Henry the 8th" to mean a lump of hash resin.. 8th of an ounce. [15:23] Libraryjuice...see the 'God' entry on the wiki, there's a link there [15:23] sometimes they come as "Character building" groups. [15:23] ARG! [15:23] HATE [15:24] Non-Prophets: Thanks. [15:24] don't spend my kids' hard earned popcorn money on Christ [15:24] http://www.400monkeys.com/God/ [15:24] heh heh....Jeff said "Dict" [15:24] post hoc ergo proctologist pop [15:24] yeah, I know my latin [15:24] a historian? [15:25] rudeboy: lol [15:25] blatant [15:25] relatively secular... isn't that an oxymoron? [15:25] There are people who think "irony" means "containing iron" [15:26] I vote underhanded [15:26] underhanded is as close to blatant as one can get without trying to use the word, I think [15:26] it's like news people refusing to use the word "lie" with politicians [15:26] mistakes were made [15:27] I don't think it's worth being too dogmatic about something like capitalisation. [15:27] lol- i was so typing Voldemort [15:27] I feel free to refer to God, just like I refer to Luke Skywalker. [15:27] I don't think "alleged god" is grammatically correct. I think "alleged" is an adverb, not an adjective. [15:27] It's counter productive, we end up looking like zealots. [15:27] he who must not be named [15:27] that's why I use "gawd" [15:27] maybe we should just start saying "he who must not be named" [15:27] pick your battles carefully [15:27] However, "your god" is my favorite. It shows that I don't embrace the concept. [15:27] alleged is an adjective, allegedly is the adverb [15:28] ha! [15:28] In the case of someone saying "Your capitalisation is an admission that your believe in him!" You just have to say "Don't be such a baby, I'm placating you, you idiot"/. [15:28] so, if a believer says Atheist, does that mean they're an atheist [15:28] ? [15:28] your alleged unicorn [15:28] I say, Thank Darwin it's Friday" just to get their goats [15:28] lol rude [15:28] I really don't think it matters. It's WHAT you say, not how you spell it. [15:28] dbl lol [15:28] I say "Luke Skywalker", but that doesn't mean that I believe. [15:28] then I get their goats [15:28] I even capitalize it. [15:28] yum on a soft taco [15:29] with a margie and some salsa anc chips [15:29] "Under God is on our money -- see! see!" [15:29] Not my money [15:30] lucky [15:30] yeah, thanks to a loony government official [15:30] We habe God save the Queen, or something. [15:30] *have [15:30] you have the Queen on your money, though [15:30] i like the woman on the 5 pound note [15:30] * libraryjuice looks at his money [15:30] Gawd screw the Queen [15:30] prison reform? forgot her name [15:30] Windsors are to God, what ????? is to ?????? [15:30] we need another virgin birth [15:30] virgins for royalty [15:30] get revirginated! [15:31] Actually, I'm looking at a 10 pound note. We have no refernce to god, but be have a picture of Charles Darwin. Wonderful. [15:31] do you really!?! [15:31] Yes, the next James Bond feature, Hymens are Forever [15:31] * NeutronJack is so jealous--Darwin on money! [15:31] LOL RUDE [15:31] * rudeboy dives for cover [15:31] which one - father, son or holy spirit - oh yeah - they are all one right??? [15:31] libraryjuice -- who is on the 5 pound note? [15:31] the holy spit? [15:31] atxcats: Can't remember. I only have a tenner on me :D [15:31] oh, the Spittlefield Note, heard of those [15:32] spiritus sanctus....aaaaaaamen [15:32] sorry, I channeled my Catholic school years [15:32] it's all about the Benjamins [15:32] Gen was jammin yesterday, hooka! [15:32] Possibly goerge stevenson (steam locomotive inventor) [15:32] libraryjuice: Benjamin Franklin is on our $10 [15:32] Ben [15:32] $100 [15:32] *George [15:32] Hamilton is on the 10 [15:32] ?NO [15:32] can you get us currency before they put in god we trust on it?? [15:32] in my life, it's all about the jacksons [15:32] or perhaps the hamiltons [15:33] blat -- check ffrf.org [15:33] shit, I'll even take the Lincoln [15:33] So many people connected, we're giving a few bonus minutes at NO EXTRA CHARGE!! [15:33] I do have an old silver certificate, but it's past that time when they got it engraved with that loopy gawd we trust crap on it [15:33] George is just an insult [15:33] woooooooo, extra minutes [15:33] thanks [15:33] yayyyy [15:33] overtime [15:33] he shoots, he scores [15:33] * Aerik has joined #nonprophets [15:33] i'm back, biatches. [15:33] Oh God. I was raised next to a Jesuit monastery [15:33] heylo aerik [15:34] they sure put away the vino [15:34] libraryjuice -- Elizabeth Fry is on your 5 pound note -- she was important in prison reform for women [15:34] Phew, the show is just down to the last caller. [15:34] hi aerik! [15:34] again aerik! [15:34] HI atx! [15:34] :P Luckily, I'm not babysitting *alone* [15:35] 'Cause Church goes would NEVER hurt anyone *cough*DavidKoresh*Cough* [15:35] Who wants to hinge their validation by being here/ [15:35] Violated? But I put a dime in the meter! [15:35] ME! [15:35] atxcats: Yeah, so I just read on wikipedia. :D [15:35] bye! [15:35] bye all... [15:35] Good show, NP! [15:35] sorry about the attack! [15:35] bye! [15:35] Good show [15:35] bye heathens [15:35] * ChristOnIce has quit IRC (ChristOnIce) [15:35] atxcats: :) [15:35] later all! [15:35] * stephenark has left #nonprophets [15:35] Well done guys, good show! [15:35] see ya' rude [15:35] thanks for the laughs [15:36] atxcats sorry we all called you dumbass [15:36] yep next time [15:36] buh bye [15:36] bye NP [15:36] over and [15:36] * rudeboy has left #nonprophets [15:36] that's o.k. aerik! [15:36] Don't forget to join the Cult of the Infinite Mystery of the Banana! [15:36] laters [15:36] * libraryjuice has quit IRC (leaving) [15:36] * atxcats has quit IRC (atxcats) [15:36] * bnem has quit IRC (Goodbye) [15:36] * blat has quit IRC (Chatzilla 0.9.75 [Firefox 1.5.0.6/2006072814]) [15:36] Until they named the IP, I thought it might be me. I share a networka nd one IP with 2 other computers. for all I know, one of my bro's was online to the show. [15:36] * evantbeth has joined #nonprophets [15:37] now to the Wiki.... [15:37] * scarlett75 has quit IRC (scarlett75) [15:37] Is there a different show coming on next like there is after Infidel Guy? [15:37] * libraryjuice has joined #nonprophets [15:37] This isn't a network--it's just those guys. [15:37] yay, the smitsh rock [15:37] *smiths [15:38] What's the smiths' about? [15:38] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, September 9th, 2006! at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes. [15:38] There's a cover band called the Smythes. [15:38] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, September 9th, 2006! at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes. (Non-Prophets)' [15:38] The smiths are very dry humour stuff. [15:38] 80s chic :) [15:38] I've got to start working on the podcast...see you all in 2 weeks. [15:38] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Aug 26 15:38:48 2006