Session Start: Sat Jul 14 12:47:15 2007 Session Ident: #nonprophets [12:47] * Now talking in #nonprophets [12:47] * Topic is 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, July 14th, 2007! at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes.' [12:47] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Jun 30 15:59:53 [12:47] * ChanServ sets mode: +oq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [12:47] but, technically Yahweh and Allah are the same character [12:47] yeah, but where are really different religions in that poll? [12:47] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [12:47] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! (Non-Prophets)' [12:48] plus, a lot of the religious nuts don't know what atheism is... they think we worship satan or something [12:48] I'm going to be extra busy right up until showtime (I overslept).. but hi! [12:48] hey non-prophets! [12:49] Hey there! Are you all three? [12:49] all three? [12:49] Well, to who am I chatting? [12:49] Who is typing? [12:49] So far, it's just me (Matt)...cleaning up the "studio". Denis will be here shortly [12:50] I'll be AFK, but I'll check back in shortly. (This place is a mess with all the new equipment and stuff [12:51] * whosawhatsis drools a little just at the thought of new hardware :) [12:53] http://www.thomann.de/gb/prod_zoom_AR_191268.html [12:53] That's a zoomable picture of the new mixer [12:57] If you can understand german you might like this piece of the german "wife swap" show where an ultra christian woman swaps with an atheist. Might even be mildly funny if you don't understand german. ;) [12:57] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9Vq_1CHd50 [12:58] Instead of what happened with the infidel guy in this episode the christians are portrayed as a bit wacky and the atheists seem very nice. [13:00] bah, I can't watch that, it just reminds me how incredibly rusty my german is [13:00] Du sprichst deutsch? :) [13:01] I used to, sort of [13:02] It is really weird, when the christian woman gets criticised she just starts singing. [13:04] * ChristOnIce has joined #nonprophets [13:04] I took four years of german in high school, including AP, and the teacher was great, but the enrollment was low so the school didn't give her the resources she needed... we had 3 of the 4 levels in the same class at the same time, so in 4 years we were really only able to cover what we should have covered in 2 [13:06] You should really watch the first minute, it is funny how the wife swap team uses music and slow motion effects to point out who in the episode is the "evil" one. [13:06] and since I haven't really used the language since then, I don't speak it very well [13:06] BTW, can I watch the infidel-guy episode somewhere? [13:07] I'm usually watching movies in foreign languages, it's a good way to not forget it. [13:08] I didn't find that atheist wife swap anywhere. Do you have a link? [13:09] The only german movie that I can think of that I've seen is Run Lola Run [13:10] Did you watch in in german? I didn't know that it was translated. [13:10] I think I watched it with subtitles [13:15] You should watch "Anatomie"/"Anatomy" then, it's a nice horror movie with the same actress [13:16] Hm, seems like my linux can't play the non-prophets. [13:16] I see that it is episode 6.14, but I don't hear anything. :( [13:17] That's because there's nothing playing yet [13:17] oh, right, summertime means I'm now in UTC+2, not +1 :o) [13:24] test [13:26] we hear you [13:26] now it is silent again [13:26] * rudeboy has joined #nonprophets [13:27] Ah, almost time for the fun part of my day to begin [13:27] I have a bag of chips [13:27] you missed the sound test. ;P [13:27] and some Alaska Ambr [13:28] Good day to stay indoors. Upper 90s today and somewhat humid [13:29] Too late to wash my car now, so screw it. Dirt gives it character [13:30] Is it true that only about 30 people can listen live? Or did I missunderstood this [13:30] yes, we hear you [13:31] 30 is the limit [13:31] This is quite a small audience. [13:31] we've got another half hour [13:31] It's a small live audience, the download/podcast audience is much bigger [13:31] it's a small server [13:31] Using the new shit today, Matt? [13:32] How many downloads per episode do you have? [13:32] heh, 'server' ... it's a crappy old PC using my home internet connection [13:32] um hm [13:32] I have a crappy old PC too [13:32] use it to stream audio while cooking breakfast [13:32] I don't know the exact number Red...but its in the thousands. We had to get separate hosting for this show [13:33] (it's) even... /sigh [13:34] heh [13:35] * zippyapparition has joined #nonprophets [13:35] your fly is opened [13:37] your voice is a lot more silent than the music. [13:42] Ok, I'll probably have to adjust levels a lot...I'm setting up the laptop now [13:42] It's hard to do this with the delay [13:43] then get rid of tom delay and do it yourself! [13:43] or get him drunk and shuffle the old bastard off [13:50] yes, I can hear you both [13:50] * Art has joined #nonprophets [13:50] I only hear one. [13:50] I think he means both me and the music :) [13:50] sounds acceptable [13:50] I can hear both [13:50] on my iTunes, it sounds excellent [13:50] yeah, make your voice sound like satan! ;) [13:50] sing [13:50] sing [13:50] sing! [13:50] dance [13:50] BRB -- time for a beer, I think [13:51] * Aerik has joined #nonprophets [13:52] Phew! 20 minutes ago I was having connection troubles. [13:52] Hello everybody. [13:52] The music sounds nice, but the microphone seems to not be so good [13:52] hello there! [13:53] * RedNifre is now known as RedNifre-DE [13:53] sound cut off [13:53] at least here. [13:53] same here [13:53] same [13:53] Was there a show two weeks ago? [13:53] yeah, we're silent til airtime [13:53] cut off in the middle of the sentence. [13:53] Alaskan Amber -- this is a nice smooth red. [13:54] mkay I just connected with winamp. Streaming but quiet. As usual before show [13:54] yes there was a show 2 weeks ago zippy [13:54] Is it on the site to download? [13:55] yeah, it went up late [13:55] Uh, yeah I downloaded it a couple days later for recap [13:55] Ok, thanks [13:55] http://nonprophetsradio.com/audio/The%20Non-Prophets%206.13.mp3 I believe [13:55] cool [13:56] speaking of which, they mentioned something about a dr. laura letter or some such that was discussed in the missing 20 minutes, anyone have a link for that? [13:56] * wwfsmd has joined #nonprophets [13:56] it says right on the archive the last 20 minutes are not included [13:56] * Art has left #nonprophets [13:56] * Art has joined #nonprophets [13:56] I guess they would have the file somewhere, though perhaps not on the esrver [13:57] Just search for "Dr. Laura :etter" [13:57] Letter, rather [13:57] yeah, I know, I curious about the subject of the 20 minutes [13:57] It's been around for some time and should be easy to find [13:57] well first we discussed which came first, the Dr. Laura letter or the West Wing version that aired. the letter came first by a long shot, circled in chain letters. [13:57] doesn't dr. laura regularly answer letters? [13:58] oh all radio hosts pick and choose which letters to respond too [13:58] the more religious, the more they'll throw out the disagreements [13:59] that search brings up over 2 million results, I don't know which letter they were referring to [13:59] It's on snopes I think [14:00] snopes indeed [14:00] Odds are that 1.8 million are this letter [14:00] remember, you are talking about a psychobitch radiohost. When dealing with cookoos of that persuasion, there is the caveat: If I don;t like it; it doesn't exist. A mental abberation just like Dubya's [14:00] http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/drlaura.asp [14:00] found it, thanks [14:01] * Tate has joined #nonprophets [14:01] Hiho! [14:01] Hey Tate [14:01] Crank it up guys, you're on the clock [14:02] Know what the only thing I don't like about Snopes is? If you allow javascript on their site, you can't select text. [14:03] * JEdens has joined #nonprophets [14:03] hey all [14:03] Hi [14:03] hey there [14:03] Looks like Scarlett75 isn't going to show up today. [14:03] Non-Prophets did you know she's getting her own podcast? [14:04] cool [14:04] * scarlett has joined #nonprophets [14:04] heh [14:04] timing is everything [14:04] hey scarlett you just shut me up haha [14:05] ?? [14:05] I'm all like "scarlett's not gonna show up today, she's a big poopie head" [14:05] we're awaiting the slipcue from the NPs [14:05] that's a litle old fashioned DJ talk there [14:05] ...lol [14:05] sound [14:05] lmao [14:05] uh oh. He has an effects machine [14:05] they should leave this stuff in the podcast... [14:06] we're going from bad scots accents to audio effects today, I fear [14:06] oh no... [14:06] Matt got a new soundboard [14:06] just as I was getting sound bored... [14:06] oh yeah [14:06] wooo! [14:06] All hail the ACA. [14:07] *waves ACA flag* [14:07] You serve at its pleasure? [14:07] oh no...religious atheist jokes... [14:07] Dog and Duck what is it a hunting club?!? [14:07] this is worse than the free will intro. [14:07] I usually go to the Woof and Quack [14:07] Pub, rude [14:08] umhm [14:08] oooh [14:08] fire hurts [14:08] when do we get the slideshow of Matt's apartment... [14:09] when do we get the live video cam of the NPs [14:09] I'd rather burn forever than endure eternal stabbing [14:09] Non-Prophets : guy at friendlyatheist.com asked if there are more atheist podcasts than he's aware of, so in the comments several of us made sure to point him your way. Plus he had one atheist podcast link I hadn't seen before. http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/07/12/atheist-podcasts/ [14:09] new mixer, new mics, a compressor [14:09] fancy [14:10] wouldn't eternal anything just get boring after a while? [14:10] bring out satan! We want to hear satan! [14:10] Thats what I figured... [14:10] There would have to be like a couple of moments of niceness dispersed between the torture [14:10] "ho hum more stabbing, fine then" [14:10] ah! [14:10] live phone in? [14:11] callers, mwa ha ha ha ha [14:11] oh no [14:11] I subjejcted Matt to an hour of hell [14:11] oh yeah? [14:11] yeah...I told him blonde jokes and texas jokes [14:11] ouch. [14:11] all levels ok? [14:11] you fiend! [14:11] yep [14:11] yip [14:11] over the phone while he tested the new stuff. [14:12] cool [14:12] sounds ok [14:12] philanthropic [14:12] Fill-Land_Trophy R Us [14:12] geek! [14:12] ah yes [14:12] who do? [14:12] ooh. [14:12] Heard about this live on NOVA-M [14:12] why do it... [14:13] lol! [14:13] John Zed, must be British [14:13] those people needed to be arrested [14:13] Another fine example of Xtians at work [14:13] I love the word abomination... [14:13] fricking brilliant [14:13] * Logix has joined #nonprophets [14:13] Funny what is going on in the USA :D [14:13] yo [14:13] yeah...'cause x-ians are perfectly tolerant [14:13] Funny when we're not wincing [14:13] I would've been nice if the Hindu cleric had the intestinal fortitude to stand up straight and point out the hypocrisy of the Senate in tolerating that behavior when ever other morning of the year they have a Christian prayer. [14:13] We have outspoken satanists here and it is no problem :) [14:13] I get their e-mails - too funny [14:14] I felt bad for the Hindu priest [14:14] wall builders - love it! [14:14] Even outspoken...drum roll....atheists! [14:14] actually, they only worship the one [14:14] Trinity isn't multiple gods? [14:14] where was the aclu in all of this? [14:14] I agree with Denis [14:14] "fucked in the head" appropriate [14:14] accurate [14:14] loving gawds are so tolerant [14:14] talk about how the Trinity is multiple gods [14:14] yeah, but the guy who gave the invocation only referred to "the" God [14:15] the hindu gods are just one god incarnated into different forms or some crazy shit [14:15] right, which one is that? [14:15] * Dave63 has joined #nonprophets [14:15] heh [14:15] * Logix has quit IRC (Client exited) [14:15] Hindus gave us the Kama Sutra - I'd say that was pretty darned important [14:15] irony... [14:16] IRONY! [14:16] * JEdens drinks [14:16] * Tate shoots herself [14:16] Carbony [14:16] Heliumy [14:16] Calciumny [14:16] Preach it, Matt [14:16] lol [14:16] einsteiniumy [14:16] yep [14:16] I've had to turn up my volume alot [14:16] they run our quicky marts [14:16] I had to turn it down [14:16] Yeah, it is so silent. [14:16] and our hotels here in the SW [14:17] The word 'fuck' came out so loud my mum came in to see what the hell I was doing [14:17] that quicky mart is real -- d'oh [14:17] D'OH!! [14:17] * Logix has joined #nonprophets [14:17] ugh... [14:17] I like the musicals the simpsons used to do [14:17] MY ROOMMATE WENT TO ONE OF THOSE QUICKY MARTS oops, and got some buzz cola [14:17] damn caps lock [14:18] aah! kill him! [14:18] My roommate is working on the SImpsons feature [14:18] they have the balls to call themselves patriots???w [14:18] Or the bees will get you [14:18] due out soon [14:18] Wow [14:18] i agree [14:18] The film itself is finished, but he's doing the interstitials and PR magazine covers etc. [14:18] My irony was more like a tape measure, and it just shot out, went around the world, and landed in my ass [14:19] that must've hurt a bit [14:19] >-< [14:19] and the edge cut off a lot of people's thumbs along the way [14:19] read Twains prayer to reason -- that was the title right? [14:20] Or is my brain addled today? [14:20] I think the Senate shouldn't be doing prayers before their daily sessions at all. [14:20] *cough* [14:20] truer words Aerik [14:20] They could pass a whole law or whatever the hell they do in the time it takes to pray [14:20] Twain's 'War Prayer' maybe? [14:20] This week I've signed alot of ACLU and progesc.org petitions [14:20] yeah, that was it [14:20] I think the funniest thing I've seen is all of the Christians who are trying to DEFEND the three hecklers [14:21] Did something get too loud? [14:21] no surprise there [14:21] no... got quiet, actually [14:21] no...? [14:21] NP - not here [14:21] nope [14:21] Boston Brahmins [14:21] no true scotsman!! [14:21] non-prophets the filter that takes care of popping "p" sounds makes the whole cast mellow and low volume. [14:21] NPs, you are not loud. Levels are balenced and require a higher than usual volume setting our end [14:22] Thanks, I'll try to tweak it more later [14:22] That wacky Pope [14:22] Ah, yes....the Pope [14:22] no true christian put sugar on his eucharist! [14:22] cheezwhiz is better [14:22] Was anyone else as unsurprised as I was that the POPE would say what he said? [14:22] It actually sounds really good, I think, though. [14:22] Another episode of "That Wacky Pope!" brought to you by Trojan... [14:22] I was like, "Shit...he's just being honest now." [14:23] I doubt the pop filter dramatically adjusts volume...it's just like putting pantyhose over the mic :) [14:23] the Catholic Church has taught that dogma since it began...the pope just took that shit public [14:23] the pope just wants more control over people [14:23] The CEO of Coca-Cola probably doesn't thing Pepsi is a 'real' cola drink, either [14:23] If catholics thought the protestant churches were valid churches, they wouldnt feel strongly enough about it to choose catholicism in the first place, eh [14:23] Well, someone saying "You are wrong because you don't accept me" it is a bit funny, isn't it? :) [14:23] Pepsi is so not a real drink. [14:23] NP - could have done without that visual [14:23] I shall here nothing of the sort [14:23] How many hundreds of years of Protestants who broke away from Popie Boy and they're still squabbling? [14:23] Crist on a Stick, these people have way to much free time! [14:24] Just call him "Pope Ratface [14:24] the "a" in "Ratzinger" is pronounced like in "car", not like in "care"... [14:24] Restore the latin mass. Yeah, do something "sensible" [14:24] Why do popes and nuns change their names? [14:24] rudeboy - well, when people just >give< you cash, you have time to do that kind of stuff [14:24] I still like "Pope Palpatine" [14:24] Evidently [14:24] I sat through Latin mass every week for sixteen years.... [14:24] lol! [14:24] ughh....talk about boring as hell; [14:24] Star wars jokes...cant get enough. [14:25] cant get enough of that cookie crisp [14:25] I am Hell Bound Baby! [14:25] Join the dark side of the force...we have cake. [14:25] lol Pope Been-A-Dick [14:25] at least 'Ratzinger' is fun to say [14:25] I am a Hell HOunds Baby! [14:25] cake, hell, they've got wine and crackers [14:25] wtf i was thought latin as a kid to understand latin mass when there was no latin mass, and now they're restoring it when i leave the church, dammit [14:25] lol! [14:25] Give me chips and Beer and I'll send you all to Hell Baby! [14:25] of course, it's shitty wine [14:26] From the Shitty Vinyards of Napa [14:26] aw... [14:26] same here, Art [14:26] or is it wine on a box? [14:26] wrong pope - They should have gone with the Brazilian guy [14:26] it's not in a box... [14:26] the pope is infallible, but the people who select the pope aren't [14:26] it's just mass produced in jugs [14:26] the first time I had communion wine was in second grade, i drank to much of it and almost threw up on the priest [14:26] Logix - cool [14:26] but then again i kinda wanna see my old priest try to speak latin, he couldn't even speak english haha [14:26] The Pope is infallible? Hope he's wearing his depends. [14:26] nice...were you playing alterboy Logix? [14:27] I once was entrusted to return the bottle to the cupboard. [14:27] suffice to say, it never went back. [14:27] oh, wait. That's incontinent [14:27] I wasn't allowed to serve alter- sexist jerks [14:27] nope, the pedophile priet came after that one\ [14:27] badum ching [14:27] 'A pedophile priest walks into a bar and says, "Hey, any young alter boys drink in here?" [14:27] ROFLOL [14:27] holy golf [14:27] wow hom many alter boys/girl do we have in here [14:28] how* [14:28] "Yeah" replies the bartender. "But they saw you coming and hauled ass away from here." [14:28] do your balls come two-by-two/ [14:28] ooh! low blow! [14:28] Course number three is HELL [14:28] of course this has been parodied years ahead of time in the movie Dogma, in which George Carlin played a bishop who blessed his golf clubs for a better game. [14:28] holy golf? [14:28] Fucking Hell [14:28] pure kitsch [14:28] I sooooo want to go to the course [14:28] I want to take pics [14:29] BUrning bush, worse than the roaring volcano [14:29] :D [14:29] the only question now is if these players believe their clubs are weapons of god [14:29] miniature golf comes to Jeebus [14:29] Can you stick your club in the whale's mouth? [14:29] I have a cousin in Kentucky [14:29] I ain't touching that one, Scarlett [14:29] Can't you just picture Rachel, from Jesus Camp, praying over her ball? [14:30] "Go in your holllllle." [14:30] She can pray over my ... never mind [14:30] * Tate hisses [14:30] hey hey hey,...she's a minor, rude [14:30] I cut myself off [14:30] Didn't Ned Flanders have a Holy Golf Course? [14:30] I'm on a seven second delay here [14:30] Age of consent in the UK is 16, IIRC [14:30] what is it in america? [14:31] it varies by state, Tate [14:31] depends on the "reason" [14:31] what about texas? [14:31] 18 for voting 21 for drinking [14:31] i believe it's 18 as a general rule [14:31] 101 for becoming a senator [14:31] but things vary [14:31] ouch... [14:31] I pity your teenagers. [14:31] In california, it's 17... with some weird wording about it being okay if you're over within three years in age [14:32] Tate - there are Romeo and Juliet provisions [14:32] our teens are getting royally screwed this upcoming generation [14:32] its 17 here in IL [14:32] like a 17 and a 14 year old could consent...but a 16 year old and a 21 year old would be statutory [14:32] put god in jale! [14:32] jail [14:32] In texas, 17 will get you 20 [14:32] lol [14:32] Thats the problem with america. Teenage Ted Haggards arent getting any. [14:32] gawd is a mass murderer. he deserves to be hung [14:33] it's not really enforced, Tate [14:33] aah. That's different. [14:33] too bad he's immortal. So we have to put him in jail for all eternity. [14:33] unless Dateline decides to do a "to Catch a Predator" show [14:33] serve him right for the whole hell thing [14:33] lol [14:33] * Tate drink [14:33] Pope on a Rope [14:33] ? [14:33] argh - accents! [14:33] Where's your gawd hiding? If you don't produce him, we're gonna send you up the river you asshole in aq hat [14:33] Non-Prophets I came upon this link last night. http://www.local6.com/news/13679722/detail.html a couple saw an "angel" in the clouds and say it's proof of god. But everybody else sees either Mufasa, Scar, or like me, that one guy from the old children's show Zoobilee Zoo [14:34] woohoo same sex adoption [14:34] brb [14:34] yay! [14:35] Go Sweden! [14:35] aerik, looks like a winking chimp to me [14:35] hm, I never really thought about gay adoption. I think that marrying is okay, but it might be hard if you had two fathers/ two mothers. But I'm not sure... [14:35] Some churches in Europe get money from the State [14:35]