Session Start: Sat Jul 12 13:06:39 2008 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:06] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:06] 8:00 p.m.... [13:07] in "Dansk"? [13:07] This is my first time to listen to the s how live. I have been listening to the archived shows. [13:07] sorry.. Denmark. [13:07] Sabina could you op me please...I'm trying to re-register the channel [13:07] Dansk is our language :) [13:08] Ummmm... Non prophet? tell me how to do that ? [13:08] are you using an IRC client? [13:09] or a web-based client [13:09] I *think* so. I have an old mIRC program in my computer someplace. [13:09] I didn't have to DL anything to be able to get in here. [13:09] hang on, I need to reboot...we'll try to fix this after tha [13:09] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Jul 12 13:09:44 2008 Session Start: Sat Jul 12 13:12:48 2008 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:12] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:13] soren, I am in Florida. One hour ahead of Texas. [13:14] Ok, try right-clicking on my name and see if there's an option to make me an operator [13:15] -> *chanserv* help [13:16] nothing happens when I right click, non-p. [13:16] Ok...type this: /msg Chanserv OP Non-Prophets [13:17] * Rizen has joined #nonprophets [13:17] Hmmmm. [13:20] I take it that didn't work? [13:21] try: /msg Chanserv OP #nonprophets Non-Prophets [13:22] that didin't seem to work,either. [13:22] did you get any response? [13:22] the screen goes blank for a split second... [13:23] Ok...everyone: If you're here and paying attention, say something [13:23] hmm [13:23] * raises hand* [13:23] Ok...try this. Rizen, we're going to try to kick you for a sec [13:23] right [13:24] Oh wait, there's another option [13:24] ok..... [13:24] Sabina try typing: !OP Non-Prophets [13:24] !OP Non-Prophets [13:24] And then, if that doesn't work. Try !Kick Rizen [13:24] ok.. rizen? nothing personal... [13:24] !Kick Rizen [13:24] go ahead [13:25] nothing happened. [13:25] well shit...the /msg stuff should have worked [13:25] It might be a limitation of the client you're using, but if you disconnect, you'll lose ops [13:25] should everyone leave and then re-enter the room? [13:25] I think that's the best option...but most folks are evidently AFK [13:26] It won't matter, I'll worry about it after the show [13:26] AFK [13:26] I'd gladly hand over the OPs hammer to a qualified person...;) [13:27] well jsut hope s spamer doesnt come in if you cant kick [13:28] Yup [13:30] AFK? [13:30] who? [13:30] what is AFK? [13:30] away from keyboard [13:31] ah [13:32] im not afk anymore :) [13:33] its only nightmare-fruit [13:46] * rudeboy has joined #nonprophets [13:47] * rudeboy shakes himself awake [13:47] o/ [13:47] Huh. Those marbles are still inside my skull [13:47] * Sabina downs an icy cold drink [13:48] I have one last Red Trolley to drink here. [13:48] * bugsoup has joined #nonprophets [13:49] i want an icy cold drink now [13:50] damn me for being so sugestable [13:51] please don't mention alcohol - i'm a little the worse for wear [13:51] Hm. looks like the stream is up and running -- just no audio yet [13:51] as am i nick [13:52] why did the term 'open bar' sound great last night - but today... [13:53] well its when your so drunk that you dont realize that your still drinking that your screwed [13:53] Nick, time for a couple aspirins and a nice big glass of H2O to rehydrate ! [13:53] a coke is better.. [13:54] i am on my second tylenol, i have litre of water at one end of the keyboard and a icy cold diet coke at the other [13:54] get a energy drink [13:54] I'm also here [13:54] good :) [13:55] This is my first time to listen live to the podcast. I guess I just click on that link on the main page of Non-Prophets ? [13:55] yep [13:56] i dont hear naything yet [13:56] yeah, there is no audio, but it is streaming [13:56] Hmmm... it made my PowerDVD program open up ? [13:56] yes this is what i assumed [13:56] quicktime? [13:56] hmm i think you can use itunes [13:56] sorry, itunes? [13:56] I'm using iTunes [13:57] Ok...here's the deal [13:57] The stream is up - but is silent right now [13:57] three piZzas? [13:57] There are FIVE us here today...Denis just got here [13:57] So we'll be a minute or two late (surprise!) [13:57] heh [13:57] * TedInSaltLake has joined #nonprophets [13:57] we'lll wait right here ...;) [13:57] I guess I can agree with that deal [13:58] Songbird seems to be happy with the feed now [13:58] wb Ted [13:58] Hello Ted. I 'm from SLC, too . I mean originally. [13:58] How's everything in the briney lake district of Utah? [13:58] hellish [13:58] hm. middle of summer. yeah [13:58] * WoodrowWoodpecker has joined #nonprophets [13:59] Woody's cousin? [13:59] why is t hat Ted? Tommy Monson still trying to run his theocratic empire of Utah ? ;) [13:59] BRB -- networking some files [14:00] mormon funeral this week - sapped my precious bodily fluids [14:01] you guys got audio? [14:01] A mormon funeral? where the "profits" have decreed that no one speak of the deceased but,rather, use it for a proselytizing opporunity ? [14:01] I have no audio. [14:01] k [14:01] what is a .pls file ? and what do you use to open it ?' [14:02] winamp, iTunes VLC etc. [14:02] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [14:02] NJ! [14:02] Ruuuuuuuudeboy! [14:02] hey [14:02] seems they know each other... [14:02] Sabina. Copy and paste pls file to open it [14:02] In iTunes [14:03] show started? [14:03] no [14:03] not yet. they are running a bit behind [14:03] stream is up though [14:03] lets just hope its not a month behind this time [14:03] heh heh heh [14:03] well, they will have 2 weeks of stuff [14:03] they playing music, or just silence [14:03] silence [14:04] I'm hearing "The Sounds Of Silence" on mine [14:04] ... is golden sometimes [14:04] hah [14:04] not gonna panic then [14:04] i have hum [14:04] Simon ad Garfarkle eh? [14:04] n-it's a cover [14:05] words like violence break the silence come crashing in [14:05] * the has joined #nonprophets [14:05] hmmmmmmmmmm [14:05] sabina, you have the stream yet? [14:05] * gmp has joined #nonprophets [14:05] or maybe it's a buzz [14:06] sabina -former mo? [14:06] So, what are the rules for drinking? [14:06] "asshat", of course. [14:06] drink as much as you can [14:06] * tikki has joined #nonprophets [14:06] testing [14:06] drink early and often [14:06] Ok...we're getting close to starting [14:06] No.rudeboy, I don't. [14:06] but i have a hang over and only 1 bear what am i to do [14:06] I have but one beer today [14:06] sabina, what applicaton are you using? [14:07] to open that .pls file? my computerwants to use PowerDVD forsome odd reason. [14:07] <-------- Idjit. [14:07] mac or pc? [14:07] PC [14:07] Everything is okay? That strange thumping isn't a heartbeat? [14:07] right click and open with [14:07] open with iTunes [14:07] if you have iTunes [14:07] GAH! I don't have iTunes. *shamefaced* [14:07] or, if you have winamp [14:08] or windows media player [14:08] quicktime? [14:08] or VLC [14:08] mike 1 checks [14:08] not sure about QT [14:08] * NeutronJack has goosebumps. [14:08] and I am thrilled [14:08] vlc should work too i think [14:08] songbird [14:08] ah, hearing test stuff [14:08] they are testing the mics now [14:08] test is good :) [14:08] y, i heard dan aykroyd's catchphrase from weekend update [14:09] The microphones work [14:09] Oh noes. Voice and now the heartbeat is back. [14:09] sabina, you there yet? [14:09] no. rudeboy ....*unhappy face* [14:09] I can't find where WinAmp is... [14:09] did you right click to open file with alternate pgm? [14:10] well, do you have winamp? [14:10] * EdSG has joined #nonprophets [14:10] Hello everybody [14:10] quick download soemthing [14:10] y, now i hear the intro song [14:10] yes. I haive winamp but I think it's on my slave drive. [14:10] open it with that [14:10] * Defenestrator has joined #nonprophets [14:10] Afternon, EdSG. [14:11] I GOT IT!!! thanks, RUDEBOY [14:11] yea! [14:11] for those who want more atheism after the NPs are done, head over to BloggingheadsTV for PZ Myers [14:11] http://bloggingheads.tv/diavlogs/12740 [14:11] nice, sabina, former mormon? [14:12] No. Ted.. but somewhat involved in the Ex mormon movement. [14:12] It is NOT CENTRAL STANDARD TIME!!! [14:12] <3 satanic chat room [14:12] easy NJ [14:12] AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! [14:12] * tikki has quit IRC (JAVA Client: tikki) [14:12] they are "zoned" out [14:12] Frackin' cracker! [14:13] Crackin Fracker you mean? [14:13] send me contact info: myspace.com/tedhansen [14:13] remember what you have to preach here is evil [14:13] Ted? are you mormon? Ex mormon ? [14:13] brb need my red trolley ale for a decent swig [14:13] ex [14:14] My title is His Vegetarian Eminence. [14:14] Ted? you still have your green apron ? ;) [14:14] I use it when morons bring forth the argument "You should call people whatever they want". [14:15] * Lou has joined #nonprophets [14:15] I guess they always refuse to call you that, right His Vegetarian Eminence? [14:15] * Lou has quit IRC (JAVA Client: Lou) [14:15] can't say i do - but would love to get my hands on one - you know, for halloween [14:15] rudeboy = meateater [14:15] Generally, yes, they refuse. [14:15] Bastards [14:16] Ted.I have a complete set of Temple clothes. ..men's [14:16] Hypocritical bastards. [14:16] does that include the magic underwear? [14:16] \ [14:16] nice! [14:16] rudeboy,I hae some magic undewear, too ! :D [14:16] lol great [14:16] could we transmit data through tubes with varying pressure tranfering the data? [14:16] man,that stuff looks UNCOMFORTABLE, ass crawling.... [14:17] ass crawling .... interesting image [14:17] * rudeboy tries to make his ass crawl [14:17] * magicapple has joined #nonprophets [14:17] just what the hell is "black body radiation?" I've heard it mentioned somany times -- I'mthinking it must bea running gag ? [14:17] hard to do sititng down [14:18] It's a physics term, Sabina. [14:18] I see, Jack. [14:18] It has to do with the spectrum of radiation that a body emits. [14:18] Does one have to be African American to emit that ? ;) [14:18] heh [14:18] Now, let's discuss black holes. [14:18] everything has some radiation [14:18] Then, blackballing. [14:19] oooooh, nj [14:19] then blacklisting. [14:19] Live in Austin!? I don't think so. [14:19] ... and blackmailing [14:19] Austin is great - the rest of the state sucks [14:19] so I've heard, gmp. [14:19] i suck i cant thin kof anything that starts with black [14:19] can't austin just declare independence from the rest of that hated state? [14:19] blackjack [14:19] black-eyed peas. [14:19] blackboard jungle [14:19] blackbelt? [14:20] blackbird [14:20] black n blue [14:20] black box [14:20] black out [14:20] blacksploitation [14:20] blackalicious [14:20] Blackground check [14:20] oooooooooh [14:20] blacktastic [14:20] Black-ache [14:20] _______ Sabbath, duh [14:20] Red Sabbath? [14:21] black mariah [14:21] black label society [14:21] I knew this very cute black girl at hooters. She's long since moved on but wow, she was cute [14:21] Black hand [14:21] smart too. She had two drgrees [14:21] degrees [14:21] An accent, rendered poorly! [14:22] * NeutronJack drinks [14:22] lol [14:22] lol [14:22] * rudeboy swigs his Red Trolley [14:22] i miss asshat... [14:22] Patience. [14:22] i didnt hear it [14:22] how about buttcap? [14:22] * NeutronJack drinks for two reasons: asshat, and poorly-rendered foreign accents. [14:23] bat cruises? does robin come along? [14:23] I love the foreign accents. [14:23] røvhat (asshat in Danish) [14:23] heh [14:23] you in denmark, soren? [14:23] I'vebeen listening to the archived shows and laff everytime I hear someone doing a foreign accent. [14:23] yeah [14:23] cool [14:23] Thom Hartmann did his radio show from Copenhagen tw weeks ago [14:24] why do I have a sudden craving for lutesfisk ? [14:24] i heard some of it [14:24] anyone out there dig Phil Hendrie? [14:24] * NeutronJack has never craved lutesfisk. [14:24] He was talking about comparisons living there and here [14:24] Hendrie broadcasts from CA [14:24] He is very funny [14:25] I think Phil Hendrie used to be in Florida,right ? [14:25] A lot of people don;t get Hendrie [14:25] long time ago, fl [14:25] I get him. He's boring. [14:25] In that he does a kind of old fashioned style of talk radio [14:25] a lot of it is put on [14:25] Well, I lean more towards Stephanie Miller [14:25] I think my favorite Hendrie show was the one where he pl;ayed a coach who said that his high energy, football players needed a steady stream of virgins. [14:26] and he is a right winger [14:26] from my perspective.. [14:26] big into him several years ago, saw him broadcast live in vegas... amazing [14:26] yeah, he is, but still a talented broadcaster, even if I don;t agree with a lot of what he says [14:26] Did anybody get that URL? I still haven't gotten it right. [14:26] moved to the right after 911 [14:26] the kafir girl? [14:27] kafirgirl.wordpress.com [14:27] Yes. [14:27] * EebamXela has joined #nonprophets [14:27] is the show on? [14:27] yep [14:27] fuck [14:27] plug in and turn on [14:27] http://kafirgirl.wordpress.com/ [14:27] Excellent [14:27] thanks for that. [14:27] atheistgirls.blogspot.com [14:28] lol [14:28] LOL [14:28] but hendrie: biting satire on religious nuts - worth looking into [14:28] there are no atheist chicks in jacksonville [14:28] it sucks [14:28] i have not listened to hendrie in a long time [14:28] Hendrie isn't my first choice [14:28] http://atheistgirls.blogspot.com/ [14:28] eebaum, Jax is SOOOOOO deep south. [14:29] I prefer: Stephanie Miller, Hartmann, Randi Rhodes, Jeff Farius, Mike Malloy, [14:29] Nova-M radio [14:29] it is really weird.. we have a state church but are way more secular in denmark.. [14:29] Carlin, Hendrie, Doug Stanhope, David Cross - any other recommendations? [14:29] yeah, Hartmann talked about that [14:29] perhaps a state church would work in america? [14:30] lol. Monkeys learn to use money, promptly use it to pay for sex: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/05/magazine/05FREAK.html?pagewanted=all [14:30] :) [14:30] lol [14:30] * soren has quit IRC (JAVA Client: soren) [14:30] Denmark dropped off [14:30] See, Nightmare? How can these creationists say we humans are NOT releated to monkeys ! ;) [14:30] * soren has joined #nonprophets [14:30] Someone check the transatlantic cable [14:30] WB, soren. [14:31] where e are all the women! [14:31] AT the mall, Rizen ? [14:31] I ask that question daily [14:32] for whatever reason, a lot of women are not attracted to atheism [14:33] and that scares me ... [14:33] Women cooperate. [14:33] It must have something to do with how thay are socialized [14:33] I think they are more caught up in the authority male figure-patriarchal model. [14:33] I've met perfectly logical women who buy into all kinds of crap. Very strange [14:34] It's SO disappointing, this Obama thing. [14:34] obama? christ almighty! [14:34] yeah [14:34] I loved the other day when that hypocrite Jesse Jackson was caught on a hot mike commenting how he'd like to cut Obama's nutz off. [14:35] were those cashew nuts or macadamias? [14:35] he tried to pander to both sides of the fence [14:35] * NeutronJack gets ready to drink ... [14:35] because he thinks it will get him elected [14:35] Wrinkled Brazil nuts... from the ones I've seen... ;) [14:35] Faith based initiative should be dumped out and all monies returned [14:35] the entire concept is unconstitutional [14:36] The 2 jetliners crashing into the Twin Towers was a faith based initiative ........... [14:36] 911 - the ultimate faith based initiative [14:36] lol [14:36] heh [14:36] can i use that? [14:36] GMTA, ted...you owe me a COKE.. and not one ofthose fucking Utah de-caffeinated ones.. ;) [14:36] it's fair use here [14:36] sweet [14:36] well maybe hes jsut spining it [14:37] i use diet coke with my rum and whiskey... [14:37] 4 i'd sell my soul for an atheist president [14:37] i'm totally a homo like that [14:37] heh, ted. [14:37] selling your sould is a scam isnt it? [14:37] * the has quit IRC (JAVA Client: the) [14:37] rum AND? [14:37] you are hardcore [14:37] MYERS rum is the one true rum...... [14:38] there can be only one [14:38] rum and/or [14:38] i mix rum and rye because well rum is clear like water so it must be good to mix [14:38] Myers rum is so good, you can just drink it on the rocks. [14:38] rum & rye,e h? interesting...... [14:38] * rudeboy is mostly a tequila drinker [14:39] : mostly a scotch drinker. [14:39] I use their tape [14:39] yeah i go for scotch and beer really [14:39] their tape is no good for drinking...;) [14:39] yeah [14:40] I need chips with this beer [14:40] BRB [14:41] Lay's Cheddar and sour cream chips [14:41] ah [14:42] oh god, the nutzos get a pass when they're doing "good?' [14:43] Ted? do you hang with any ex mo's in SLC ? [14:44] * occupant has joined #nonprophets [14:44] was with american atheists in the early 90s, but I think that all went away [14:45] ah.ok. [14:45] wouldn't mind if we had something like them austin boyz [14:46] NO kidding. I wish I hadsomething of that calibre here in my area, too. [14:46] where at? [14:46] I am in South Florida. [14:46] start one of your own [14:47] just listen to morbid angel until it comes [14:47] there are some Sec.Humanist groups around here.... [14:48] Maybe people rationalize this Obama thing by thinking it's just more likely McCain will carry out his promises. [14:48] Lesser of the two Evils. [14:48] indeed [14:50] After we reach that compromise, then the religious types will want a compromise between that NEW position and their, unchanging, position. And so on. [14:50] Position of the gaps [14:50] do people really hate atheists so much in the US? [14:51] some do [14:51] most distrusted minority in America, by poll. [14:51] Where are you from soren? [14:51] denmark [14:51] im in canada and its ify here [14:51] soren: Yes, they do. [14:51] Our PRESIDENT said that they shouldn't be considered citizens. [14:52] OMG! [14:52] well [14:52] not this president [14:52] asshat! [14:52] bush sr. [14:52] by HW did [14:52] yeah. just goes to show that Bush, Sr.could put his foot in his mouth aswell as hismisbegotten son. [14:52] Bush the Elder said that [14:52] Agreed. [14:52] ... and he never retracted when asked for it [14:52] most people I know say "there is something" [14:53] this from the father of a relative that collaberated with the Nazis in WW2 [14:53] I don't mind the "there is something" people, because the "something" rarely talks to them. [14:53] but no one ever brings that up .... hmmmmmm [14:53] MC Hawking got his wish! [14:53] but among my friends I only know one ONE! who said "im a Christian" [14:53] well hes not wrong because of that rudeboy [14:53] In Mexico people don't even understand what atheism is, I don't try anymore [14:54] jesse helms is dead? [14:54] yes [14:54] y helms died on July 4! [14:54] and denmark is supposed to be a christian nation... [14:54] hah! [14:54] ... and Mexico a "catholic" nation [14:54] We're screwed [14:54] I didn't buy any Templeton funds b/c they all charge a sales load. [14:55] I didn'tknow Templeton died. [14:55] don't beat around the bush Matt [14:55] y just a couple days ago [14:55] * NeutronJack imagines that it's difficult to tap-dance on a grass-covered grave. [14:55] heh [14:55] damn, i was deep in the bush on the fourth. wish i'd known [14:55] cracker...... [14:55] does mexico have the catholic church as a state church? [14:56] ooooh, magic [14:56] a wafer becomes something else because of an ... er... incantation? [14:56] cannibal the musical! [14:56] Jack, but you can do a good stomp dance wearing your old golf spikes. [14:56] I was raised catholic & it was a "mortal sin" to question if the wafer was really JC's body [14:56] Since 1917, no, Soren... it's just the same as in US, people *think* Mexico is a catholic nation [14:57] i cant stand how where i live the catholic schools are the public school and thus get more funding and they are run with governement funds and dont hire non catholics [14:57] soren, technically yes. Spain pretty much made Mexico catholic, though some indigenous tribes said "fuck off" [14:57] Jesus - now with 40% more fiber [14:57] * Scooter has joined #nonprophets [14:57] I was rasied very orthodox catholic and when I was a little kid,it was a MORTAL sin to TOUCH the wafer with anything but your tongue/mouth [14:57] did they ever make an Atkins-friendly wafer? [14:58] lol [14:58] My state governor used that argument ad populum to give 9 million dollars to the church [14:58] LOL! [14:58] I believe the wafer touching was allowed after Vatican II [14:58] which state? [14:58] hey, someone's MIC has a bad connection!!! [14:58] wierd sound... [14:58] Yes.nightmare, that's true. you could touch the bread jesus later on. [14:58] am i the only one who hears that? [14:58] I heard it, eebaum [14:58] weird too... [14:58] Jalisco [14:58] no I heard some 60 Hz noise [14:58] MRE [14:58] Jesus Spread. It makes your wafer taste all yummy [14:58] if christ existed then probably he is dipersed in all crackers by now [14:59] The wafer to me always tasted like that edible cellulose t hat comes around Turron candy. [14:59] is it wrong that i want to buy waffiers and use them as horderves with peanutbutter and nutela [14:59] Next step: intravenous jesus [14:59] ooooh prayer oil [14:59] lol [14:59] slip and slide? [14:59] Next: Atomizer jesus. just put his essence in a perfume a tomizer and spray him all around. [14:59] I shit you knot [14:59] er, not [15:00] naught? [15:00] Play Misty Jesus for Me. [15:00] holding the cracker hostage [15:00] lol [15:01] "Stand back, or the cracker gets NOT eaten!" [15:01] LOL [15:01] get him, he has jesus's nose! [15:01] so the cracker is "living"???!! [15:01] I can see the headlines now: SWAT team liberates hostage cracker. [15:01] someone's mic is freaking out [15:01] ow [15:01] 4 FIX YOUR MICROPHONE!!!! [15:01] * bugsoup has quit IRC [15:01] MIC NOISE> SOMEONE"S MIC IS MESSED UP [15:01] it really annoying... [15:01] MICROPHONE! [15:01] save us from bad sound matt! [15:01] Completely crapping the signal; [15:01] someone mics ofs off [15:01] jesus, please fix the microphone [15:01] 4GAH! MY EARS! FIX HYER MIKES! [15:01] PRAYER WORKS [15:01] rofl [15:01] * vagrant has joined #nonprophets [15:02] LOL [15:02] 4 FIX YOUR MIC! [15:02] 1WOW! [15:02] you heard it here first! [15:02] no actually thats battery [15:02] the buzzing is gone now thanks [15:02] phew [15:02] I prayed and it went away [15:02] thwe all good [15:02] THE JESUS CRACKER WILL NOT BE MOCKED ! [15:02] we lost about 20sec [15:02] God used Russell to answer your prayer;) [15:02] No, when two or more of us prayed it went away [15:02] so its not two true beleivers you need to move a mountain - its one joking non-believer [15:02] buzzzzzzzzz [15:03] can i have some low fat diat jesus cracker [15:03] jesus was a cracker [15:03] The Jesus cracker could'nt breathe in that plastic baggie. [15:03] jesus was on crack [15:03] umm how does the craker get to the in hte first place is is shipped in silk? [15:03] mesopotamian fuckhead crap carpenter [15:04] say that ten times real fast [15:04] Sorry about the mic problem :() [15:04] Now I know why for disabled people the priest goes to their home instead of giving it to the relatives... it can be cracker-naped [15:04] heh shit happens [15:04] death threats over a cracker [15:04] is cracknapping a felony? [15:04] Yeah, I'll try to edit that out [15:04] yep, this nation is doomed [15:04] Thanks [15:05] nothing screams pro-life like a death threat [15:05] i feel like going and stealing a cracker now [15:05] heh heh heh [15:05] I liked schilling's suggestion at happy hour this week...buy 10,000 unblessed wafers online and dump them on the floor with the kidnapped jesus cracker. [15:05] LOL! [15:05] haha [15:05] LOL! [15:05] LOL [15:05] ok i'm going to the super market and standing in front of the crackers and not let anyone buy them [15:05] tell them all to fuck off [15:05] where is this kid?? [15:05] It's like Where's Waldo, but Where's Jesus? [15:05] i want to shake his hand [15:06] yeah, send the nun. he wont say no to a nan' [15:06] hence the new term: LIke trying to find a consecrated Jesus cracker in a pile of imposters. [15:06] they havbe a secert sevrice nun now that fucking funny [15:06] lol Jack [15:06] a cracker = a loved one [15:06] well it sounds an awfull lot about muslims angry over a cartoon [15:06] odoes she have an ear peice? [15:06] yes, rizen, same idea [15:06] saltines + me = love forever [15:06] does that mean if i destroyu a box of crakers does that mean i'm commiting genocide [15:06] what would thaqt nun say if I stroked that cracker? [15:07] Cracker-cide [15:07] Wheat thin-icide. [15:07] no stabing someone because there black is a hate crime stealing a cracker... well not so much if i had the cracker id ransom it to them [15:07] If my cracker cums does that mean it is Jesus's? [15:07] these questions keep me awake nights [15:07] damn that would have been fun!! um are we talk waffers or peice of bread [15:08] Blog it! [15:08] It's kind of a shame to promote stealing, if that's what we're talking about. [15:08] lol [15:08] YOU STOLE JESUS! [15:08] LOL! a Jesus Jigsaw puzzle [15:08] holy, cracker-jesus [15:08] FRANKEN-JESUS! Run!!! [15:08] "We can rebuild him. We have the technology." [15:08] I"M VERY CROSS! [15:08] Is it stealing if they are free? [15:08] They aren't free, you pay with your rational mind [15:08] Hey, the dude in the funny hat gave it to me. That makes it MINE [15:08] Well, if you sneak into the church and grab a few, that seems like stealing to me. [15:09] Once it is MINE. It is Mine to do with as I please [15:09] Yes, if he gives it to you, that's fine. That is not what I'm talking about. [15:09] A slight of hand with an unblessed wafer would probably work with a minimum of disturbance. [15:09] how do you ven take comunion ive avoided church for my whole life [15:09] no theyll take you hostage until you eat [15:09] Yeah, but that would be more like trespassing isn't it? [15:09] right. slip in a stunt wafer [15:09] ok how about find ing a freiend universal unitary churhc get a bag and bless them [15:09] yup [15:09] It would be more like a "connect the dots" jesus. [15:10] lol [15:10] There are creams for that [15:10] lol [15:10] flaming prick? Damn, that must hurt [15:10] matt, what are you planning to do with the wafers actually? chemical analysis? [15:10] i stole your jesus ! [15:11] keep away the jesus? [15:11] crazy cathloic responses [15:11] redundant [15:11] Wha..!? Catholic fatwa? (how do you spell that? [15:11] Fatwa ? [15:11] oh, yeah, let's expell him [15:12] i would say chemical analisys [15:12] Thanks @Sabina [15:12] I'm only a diet. t hey'd need to issue me a Low-fatwa. [15:12] *on a diet [15:12] BUM BUM BUM!!!! [15:12] lol good one [15:13] Use this one. it's perfect http://www.instantrimshot.com/ [15:13] too bad we can't do sounds in here [15:13] You gotta do a control sample with an unblessed wafer if you're going to hide the blessed one in your mouth. [15:14] "RIMSHOT! LOL! [15:14] protected from WHAT? HE"S DEAD @))) YEARS, if he ever was real eh? [15:14] * soren moo's like a mad cow [15:14] as a kid, I wastaught that a non-catholic who ate a consecrated host would DIE! a HORRIBLe death ! [15:14] "Our OMNIPOTENT deity needs protection!!" [15:14] right [15:14] and they say releigion does harm anyone [15:15] a horrible death followed by an eternity in HELL! [15:15] can i not type today? [15:15] I knew w hat you were trying to say, Scooter [15:15] my keyboard messes me up too [15:15] can we put the wavers in a line cover them with clear hard plastic and sell them as dildos? [15:15] my keyboard has a bunch of sticky keys makingmywords run together. [15:16] ooh. here you go. attach a clamshell coin container to the roof of your mouth with denture glue, then pop it in and snap the clamshell in your mouth. [15:16] ...that's my story and I'm sticking to it ! ;) [15:17] I have an idea. Let's sneak into the church and pour habanero salsa onto all the wafers. Then watch the fun [15:17] lol [15:17] Talk about talking in tongues [15:17] actually,i w ould *LIKE* the habanero sauce. I like spicy hot stuff. [15:17] the Jesus crackes are very bland and stick to the roof of your mouth. [15:17] ummm tasty tasty sacred cow [15:17] Yeah, but in a mnice quiet church and suddenly, "Holy Fuck, my mouth is on fire with Jeebus [15:17] how about a tiny platic bag attached with denture glue? [15:18] Rude, it would be a religious experience. [15:18] that's what I suggested [15:18] I think so [15:18] * Scooter has quit IRC (JAVA Client: Scooter) [15:18] perfect [15:18] there is no book burning post internet(s) [15:18] scooter two wheeled away [15:18] update! [15:18] * Scooter has joined #nonprophets [15:18] wb [15:19] * Scooter has quit IRC (JAVA Client: Scooter) [15:19] can we have a circutboard burning? [15:19] don't see why not [15:19] * Scooter has joined #nonprophets [15:19] that was fun [15:19] scooter, connection problems? [15:20] just got kicked NOT SURE WHY [15:20] 6don't look at me ! [15:20] no might have been a hickup in my line is get them where i am [15:20] ahhh [15:20] or storms in the area? [15:21] I have a thunder & lightening storm going on right now. [15:21] no but after rain storm up here for the next few days/weeks we have issues [15:21] that can cause drop offs [15:21] or some server nonsense [15:21] I have a terrified german shepard huddled next to me.she hates thunder. [15:21] i think uit's where i live at the end of a dead end road that's rather long [15:22] it's only a mile but i'm at the end [15:22] reverend rum?! [15:22] lol [15:23] umm rum [15:23] bless yee this chicken. [15:23] GAH! that reminds me..I live in a area where Santaria is practiced a lot. I see t he sacrificed aniamls fairly often., [15:23] annoint thy chicken with thy blessed oil [15:23] * JennInSaltLake has joined #nonprophets [15:23] I annoint my chicken with Olive Oil. [15:24] Olive Oyl? WOndered whatever happened to her. Where's Popeye? [15:24] can i have my carlsberg blessed with olive oil? [15:24] Hello Jenn. You have two other SLC'ers in here. [15:24] Soren? NO! you might accidently DROP it ! and that would be Terrible! [15:24] Glad to know there are reasonable people in the land of the Salt [15:24] oh so clever... [15:24] Gee, Salt Lake City has a major presence in here today [15:24] Drop it? it is only the second.. [15:25] Jenn, Idon't live there any more. but I was born & raised there. [15:25] gotcha [15:25] umm ANY christian purpose? if it touchs anything does it make it christian? [15:25] Soren, the oil would make the bottle slippery! ;) [15:25] live here, raised here, black hole of salt lake city [15:25] Jenn, SLC is better than living in Utah county/ provo. [15:25] forehead? Object makes it universal [15:25] BROTHER happy [15:25] annoint Mister Happy [15:25] Christian -On apply directly to the forehead [15:25] make him VERY happy [15:26] it is not the botlle, it is the beer! [15:26] "Apply directly to the asshole" [15:26] REminds me of Chiquita Banana Wednesday [15:26] yeh, yeh, provo..umm.. ouch [15:26] annoint my foreskin - oh wait, it got hacked off when i was an infant!!!! [15:26] lol Ted [15:26] lol [15:26] annoint the afterskin then [15:26] i intend to drink a holy beer [15:26] Maybe Ray Comfort should annoint his "Atheist Nightmare" banana with holy olive oil. [15:26] mormons wish they were jewish when it comes to the penis [15:26] "Apply directly to the asshat" [15:26] How so, Jenn ? [15:26] rude, I'm sure the oil is frequently applied to the asshole(s). [15:27] Brother Russell [15:27] annoint thy cracker and member [15:27] Mormon Missionaries carry tiny vials of consecrated Olive Oil...i call it blessed Salad dressing. [15:27] he's making a run for it! TAKE HIM DOWN! [15:27] *** DOG PILE ***** [15:27] Hahahah! missionaries? They ALL do! all those priesthood holders. My brother carries oil on his key ring. [15:28] Jeeebus bread [15:28] You now... Be Prepared, as those Boy Scouts say [15:28] need to have a host eating /whistle contest on the show [15:28] Thor crackers [15:28] Yes. Jenn.. and isn't it funny when they have that little grease spot on their pocket where the vial leaked ????? [15:28] Can i have my Jesus supersized? [15:28] Thor-azine [15:28] You want fries with that ? [15:28] youz guyz iz funny [15:28] vile leak? that'd be the late Fallwell [15:28] hahahahahaha [15:29] * magicapple has quit IRC (JAVA Client: magicapple) [15:29] Now it reminds me of the Mark day comidy video Buger King of thr Jews [15:29] just put some of the oil on jesus maybe he will taste better [15:30] brush EVOO on the jesus cracker, sprinkle with S & Pand grill. [15:30] Rachael Ray could make a 30 minute Jesus meal. [15:30] Rant in 5.4.3.2.1 [15:31] today is saturday...I better think of some kind of deception quick [15:31] na its Zaterday the day before Zunday [15:31] my liver would thank pot if i weren't drug tested all the time [15:32] ahh come one. a bunch of stoners would be much more interesting than a bunch of christians. [15:32] What about christian stoners? Even funnier? [15:32] you nonprophets should advocate it [15:32] christian stoners are the funniest MF'ers eva. [15:33] the wurst evil? brat wurst? [15:33] Brat wurst issn't evil. it's ;the ONE TROO sausage. [15:33] non-prophets: what are the dimensions of the host (for those of us trying to think of ways to abscond with one) [15:33] what is a slavery advocating passage in the bible? [15:33] Iwill say so at my next Fast & Testimonkey meeting. [15:33] i've never read it [15:33] right. you need to test for DNA [15:34] by that I mean what is the diameter of the standard wafer? [15:34] oh, well, it is bitesized [15:34] about an inch i'd say [15:34] fruit? It's been so long since i've eaten one.. but they wereabout an inch and a quarter in diameter. [15:34] larger than a chocolate mint [15:34] the priest often had a huge oversized wafter that he would break apart and eat a bit of it. [15:35] slavery on the Bible : http://godisimaginary.com/i13.htm [15:35] thank yhou EdSG [15:35] yeah, but the big wafer is for the priest and deacons. they don't usually feed that one to the laiety. [15:35] I guess the priest gets the huge, oversized wafer because he holds it up for all to gaze at. i guess it's a theatrical prop. [15:35] it [15:35] it's extra blessed [15:35] It's Jesus supersized ! [15:35] hahahha [15:36] anyone every try smoking one of those blessed wafers? [15:36] uh. not me, rude. [15:36] my god, priest John. That is ONE BIG WAFER! [15:36] You know, my mother is uber uber ultra catholic. and fancies herself a semi mystic. [15:36] grind them up, roll em up in some papers and smoke the Jesus Spliff [15:36] she claims that one time she had the wafer in her mouth and suddenly, hermouth tasted of Raw meat and blood. [15:36] Jesus Ganja [15:36] the Jesus spliff gives you a headache, not a high [15:37] oh, well then never mind [15:37] when she told me of that holy moment, Ithought, "YUCK!" [15:37] I'll stick with the Maui Wowie [15:37] Acapulco Gold [15:37] Alaskan Thunderfuck. [15:37] purple haze [15:37] is in my brain [15:37] no stem no seed that you don't need...acapulco gold is badass weed [15:37] pyrate rum and captian s pricvate stock [15:37] thank you sabina.... the alaskan should be commended [15:38] i hope it's blowing his nose [15:38] arrrgh [15:38] Arrrgh Captain Morgan [15:38] To me, Capt Morgan tastes like cough syrup. but thats just me .... [15:39] never tried it. I'm a tequila man [15:39] I don't care much for tequila except in the occasional margarita.... [15:39] TedInSaltLake gets all of his nutrients from Capn Morgan [15:39] rudeboy. you rule [15:39] But I'd love to dress up as Captain Morgan on Talk Like A Pirate Day and wander around Old TOwn working for free drinks [15:39] Capn Morgan: The Pefect Food [15:39] *perfect [15:39] it takes a tough gut to be a tequila man [15:39] Captain Morgan...It's not just for breakfast anymore. [15:39] lol [15:40] lol [15:40] Reserva de la Familia [15:40] About $200 / bottle now [15:40] La Tequila del Gusano [15:40] Soother than silk [15:40] smoother [15:40] tougher stomach than i had thought. well done, rudeboy. [15:41] It is an acquired taste [15:41] yeah.. a few years back, didn't some plague or insects or something destroy a lot of the agave crop making future tequila much more $$$$ ? [15:41] they are still fighting that problem [15:41] * NeutronJack pays attention. [15:41] but more agave farms are opening up so the amounts of tequila have increased [15:41] thank dog! [15:41] i [15:42] still, it is a very centralized product, so it is at risk [15:42] ... and there are now a lot of non-Mexico based Tequila producers [15:42] yep [15:42] even some that don't export [15:42] i follow the tequilla market as well. love the stuff. never had what you drink, though. [15:42] Jenn, the liquor laws/ rules in SLC must drive you batshit. [15:43] well, in Utah in general. [15:43] There are at least two people trying to start agave farms here in the States, but they are bogged down in international law, as Mexico insists they cannot call it tequila sice it isn;t made in Mexico [15:43] I wonder what they will call it? Jugo de Agave ? [15:43] old argument. same as champagne. the states will lose. [15:43] what should we call it [15:43] Haven't heard of any resolution on that one [15:43] cactus kick [15:44] well, they just can't call it tequila I guess [15:44] agave aid [15:44] heh [15:44] LOL JENN! [15:44] how about "Not Tequila?" [15:44] actually agave isn't cactus, even though it looks like one [15:44] agave is a huge succulent of some sort,right? [15:44] like what we calll a "century plant" [15:45] yeah [15:45] i can't belive it's not tequila? [15:45] heh [15:45] perfect [15:45] "Tequila Mockingbird" ?? [15:45] get that male model, what's his name, to do the ads [15:45] Hahahahahahah [15:45] which one? Josh Holloway ? *pants* [15:45] * malzraa has joined #nonprophets [15:46] sabina. you are cracking my shit up [15:46] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agave [15:46] It's what I'm here for, jenn [15:46] No, that model who was on all those romance novel covers... [15:46] OH oH OH! [15:46] El Jimador - favorite Tequila... just FYI [15:47] that guy with the long blonde hair ? [15:47] el J NICE [15:47] yeah [15:47] why can't I remember his name...? [15:47] Can't think of his name offhand...Rudeboy,i'd never have taken you for a romance novel reader...;) [15:47] I'm not. He did all those I can't believe its not butter commercials [15:47] BTW, rudeboy. Thanks for the wiki. [15:48] his name is on the tip of my tongue....... [15:48] Herradura is the only way to go, NonProphs, but thanks for the pipe-in. I'll try it [15:48] don julio la blanc [15:48] Love the big H too. [15:49] if you love tequillla. you love the H. [15:49] H ??!! Heroin ??? ;) [15:49] FABIO --- damn it [15:49] YES! Fabio [15:49] Yes! [15:49] Had to IMDB that TV show he was in to find it [15:49] Ted. You knew that. Get on the chat, bitch. [15:50] Acapulco Heat [15:50] Fabio might be a little long in tooth these days. we need some fresh meat. [15:50] Mark Wahlberg should be on the cover of all romance novels. [15:50] the better be [15:50] you are really fucked now [15:50] *drool* Mark Wahlberg back in his Calvin Klein underwear modeling [15:50] it's too late [15:50] days] [15:50] you are damned [15:50] you are really fucked now? [15:50] really? [15:51] Sorry...my catjust walked over the kyeboard. [15:51] just repeating the warnings from the finale [15:51] Well, we're damned! See you all in two weeks! [15:51] yeh yeh [15:51] * NeutronJack has left #nonprophets [15:51] that's for sure [15:51] Bye NJ [15:51] yeah being damned [15:51] oh, he left early [15:51] heh! this is my firsttime toliseten to the non prophets live.... [15:51] me too [15:51] me too [15:51] I hope you enjoyed the experience [15:51] * malzraa has quit IRC (JAVA Client: malzraa) [15:51] nice [15:51] * WoodrowWoodpecker has quit IRC (JAVA Client: WoodrowWoodpecker) [15:51] See all of you in two weeks [15:51] over and .... [15:51] I did, rudeboy. And thanks to YOU, I was able to listen to the show. [15:52] see you in 2 [15:52] now go be obsessed like the rest of us, and listen to it twelve times before their next podcast [15:52] over and .... [15:52] * rudeboy has left #nonprophets [15:52] OUT [15:52] i will listen to the beinging i missed [15:52] I am still catching up on their OLD podcasts. [15:52] afk, but I'll be around for a few minutes. For those leaving...Thanks! See you in 2 weeks! [15:52] Non Prophet? who are you ? [15:53] damn, I forgot his title already [15:53] but anyway, its Matt [15:53] thankk you guys for the show and i mean all the shows you one of if tnot the best athiest poodcast out there and tend to be somewhat on time [15:53] Goodbye everyone, have a nice afternoon/evening! [15:53] * EdSG has left #nonprophets [15:53] bye ed ! *waves* [15:53] * Sabina kisses you [15:53] Welcome, Sabina [15:53] (Russell here) [15:53] glad you could join us [15:53] OH! RUSSEILL!!!! * in the presence of greatness* [15:54] russ, can you tell me the diameter of the host? [15:54] 8-D [15:54] i have been listing for about year 1/2 almost 2 years [15:54] Um, 26"? [15:54] and by host I mean wafer, not any of the people on the show [15:54] plus me, ted, whoopee [15:54] oh that [15:54] Thanks, russell. I don't have words enough to describe how much I like both the N-P podcasts and the Sunday TV show. [15:54] um [15:54] It's very small [15:54] It's kind of like a mini-Ritz [15:54] Thanks Sab! [15:54] from my catholic school days I would say about an inch and a quarter [15:54] I used to take communion when I went to mass, but I haven't eaten one in so long I forgot what size it is [15:55] yes there is a religious supply store i have been mean to go to for years [15:55] Usually it's Matt in this chair, I only get to come over after the show or if I want to reach over him. [15:55] I alwasys thought the wafers tasted like the edible cellulose t hat cover the Turron candy. you know what I mean? [15:55] they taste only slightly better than those biodegradable packing peanuts [15:55] Yes. exactly, fruit. [15:55] you had to wash it down with the altar wine - even worse but it was the first stuff i ever got drunk on [15:55] Denis reports... about the size of a dollar coin [15:55] but the wafer kinda dissolves... but it sticks to the roof o your mouth first. [15:55] i think they might go nice with a nuttella spread on them [15:55] that sounds like a better description. [15:55] But also very thin. [15:56] and it was an acquired skill to flip it over with your tongue in order to moisten Jesus with your spit in order to swallow Him. [15:56] just remember that wonderful song "Sons of god" [15:56] ok thanks that's helpful. trying to figure out if it would fit in the hollow of my palate without getting wet [15:56] eat his body, drink his blood and we'll sing a song of love! Alleluia [15:56] Amen, brutha ! [15:56] speaking of communion wine... [15:57] I did not make that up - nuns actually taught us that shit [15:57] gmp.. and they never saw any irony in that ... [15:57] the whole drink his blood thing gave a friend of mine an idea for a vampire story [15:57] my family occasionally volunteers to help with communion service at their church and after the service they have to do something with the wine... [15:57] <--- was under Nun influence for many years, too [15:57] so I always volunteered to finish it off [15:57] Did you see the South Park episode where they took communion? [15:57] Fruit.. you are a prince ! [15:57] I take my mother to mass (what a wonderful son) - i never let her drink the wine out of the chalice - spreading disease to everyone [15:58] No. I missed that South P episode. [15:58] The boys are all doing their little silent blinking thing [15:58] do t hey allow minors to sip wine? isn't that illegal ? [15:58] bye [15:58] bye nick [15:58] And then Cartman is like "So... Jesus was made of crackers?" [15:58] if nobody drinks it they pour it into a sink that drains into the church foundation. that seemed like a waste. [15:58] sabina - how old are you - any pre-vatican II crap? [15:58] * nick_van has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0/2008052906]) [15:58] and then they get in this whole hilarious argument. [15:59] the priest drinks all the leftover wine - and eats all the extra hosts [15:59] really? [15:59] this was a protestant church [15:59] Doesn't that make them gain weight and/or get drunk? [15:59] I thought they put the extra hosts in the chalice and then put it in the monstrance thing on the altar and lock it [15:59] but yes in catholic service, the priests eat any host that is more than a week old [15:59] it depends how many are left [15:59] I don't know if they need refrigeration after being transubstantiated into Meat,t hough. [16:00] when i was an altar boy, one priest was an alcoholic - he made us get more wine [16:00] Did Martin Luther believe in the transubstantiation (sp?) [16:00] Jenn, I *THINK* so because the lutherans offer communsion,too. [16:00] maybe transubsatntiayion has a shlef life? [16:00] don't think so - but not sure about luterans [16:00] but some churches just do a symbolic thing and don't bleieve in Transubstantion. [16:00] * soren has quit IRC (JAVA Client: soren) [16:00] I'm wondering where in Prostestant theology they started using a metaphor, rather than actually buying into the body and blood, etc., etc [16:01] Jenn, I think you areright.. but I am not sure which churches do and don't [16:01] when i gave up on catholicism - i did not look for another brand of xianity - went straight to atheist [16:01] The mormons are cheap. they just bless oridnary Wonder bread cubes and pass out tiny cups of WATER. [16:01] episopal is very similar to catholic [16:01] Protestantism abandoned a whole lot of the stupid shit that was infesting catholicism. [16:01] Unfortunatley, a few years went by and they made up their own stupid shit. [16:01] yeah, russell but not ENOUGH ! ;0 [16:01] interesting...the word "host" comes from latin "hostia" meaning (among other things) "victim" [16:02] but who started preaching that this was just a metaphor? [16:02] At least they don't do indulgences. [16:02] Jenn, II am not sure... [16:02] who in protestantism decided it was no longer the body of christ? [16:02] i just find it funny that i have a gay friend that wears an indulgence at all times [16:02] i've got some indulgences for sell [16:02] yeah., when I went to visit the Vatican and St.Peters, i remember thinking, "Just look at what selling indulgences can build !" [16:03] Scotter? what does an indulgence look like / [16:03] ? [16:03] From Wikipedia: [16:03] In the acrimonious arguments which characterised the relationship between Roman Catholicism and Protestantism in the 16th century, the Council of Trent declared subject to the ecclesiastical penalty of anathema anyone who "denieth, that, in the sacrament of the most holy Eucharist, are contained truly, really, and substantially, the body and blood together with the soul and divinity of our Lord Jesus Christ, and consequently the whole Christ; but saith that He is only therein as in a sign, or in figure, or virtue" and anyone who "saith, that, in the sacred and holy sacrament of the Eucharist, the substance of the bread and wine remains conjointly with the body and blood of our Lord Jesus Christ, and denieth that wonderful and singular conversion of the whole substance of the bread into the Body, and of the whole substance of the wine into the Blood - the species only of the bread and wine remaining - which conversion ind [16:03] his was a neclace and it was like a little tiiny scoll case [16:03] So, sometime around the 16th century I guess [16:03] I don't mind those sold indulgences - i love the vatican - i want to take a mattress to the sistine chapel and lay there all day looking at the ceiling [16:03] the letter was indside the case [16:04] indulgences were just scraps of paper [16:04] Indulgences were a racket though. [16:04] yes, I've seen indulgences represented on scrolls in movies. [16:04] They were ways to extort money out of people by threatening supernatural consequences if they didn't pony up. [16:04] thank you non prophs. a little trip to the library will get me the details, but that is a good start. thanks [16:04] glad the caths and prots were arguing over crackers instead of putting men on the moon [16:04] any worse than any other religious racket? Peter Popoff is back [16:04] Here, Jenn: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transubstantiation [16:04] hey if religion does fail i say that most churches should becoime art muesums [16:04] No, not any worse than other religious rackets... but I denounce them all equally. [16:05] Edward VI I believe was the first to deny transsubstantiation for the Anglicans [16:05] russel, you need to do your mobster impression "that's a nice soul you got there...be a shame if something was to happen to it" [16:05] luv the wiki, but PLEASE! Let us all not use it for our only primary source! [16:05] Um.. Scooter? Not mormon churches. they are plain, butt ugly, purely utilitarian buildings. [16:05] but look at rome [16:05] true. [16:05] i think the orthodox go for tanssub [16:05] We're not using it for our only source. I'm not writing a frackin' research paper, just doing a first pass at finding an answer :) [16:06] Defen: that's mainly Denis' joke rather than mine. [16:06] maybe the mormon churchj could be convered to like libraries with all the geneolgy records [16:06] true, scooter. [16:06] No no! Don't take that the wrong way. I'll check the wiki. Just a little pissed at the wiki for an incorrect entry on thermodynamics. This too, shall pass. [16:06] What happened with thermodynamics? [16:06] hey i figure recycle everything it's just a building but some iof it has some rather pretty art [16:07] I think the mormon churches should bemade into halfway houses to shelter and re-educate t he girls and women and children of the polygamous cults in southern Utah. [16:07] and texas and arizona [16:07] some hack had entered text on thermodynamics and had the laws wrong. they have since been corrected. But, I felt like a schmuck realizing something was wrong in that article, and thought, j [16:07] yup. [16:08] Jesus, what else is wrong that I've been quoting around town [16:08] i haven't trusted the wiki about shit i didn't already know the answer to since [16:08] I always take Wikipedia articles with a pound of salt. [16:08] However, [16:08] the way the 2nd law is written on iron chariots is confusing [16:08] oh my god, the mormons are stronger than ever - just go to one of their head melting funerals... [16:08] except for matters of entertainment. good bands stay on top of their shit in the wiki world [16:09] HEAD MELTING!!!!! [16:09] Pre-Existence schmarrville. [16:09] with an article that is technical and noncontroversial, USUALLY it's a good place to start. [16:09] Ted? did they do all that proselytizing at the funeral? rather than focus on the deceased ? [16:09] * gmp has quit IRC (JAVA Client: gmp) [16:09] But it depends on how important you feel your accuracy is. I'd say just use Wikipedia to gather a list of related subjects to google, and then find yourself a site that knows what they're talking about. [16:09] agreed, non-prophs. thank dog for the wiki. my five year old even uses is. "check the wiki, mom!" [16:10] Head melting ? the 2 religions that scare me the most are scintology cause i have read l ron hubbard and moronism [16:10] ummm... libraries with primary sources are good too. [16:10] * vagrant has quit IRC (JAVA Client: vagrant) [16:10] Who was it? Boyd KKK Packer who said to use funerals to preach and notto remember the deceased. [16:10] if your not fortunate enough to have access to science journals monthly, a university library is where the shiznit is at. [16:10] Scooter... Islam scares me more. [16:11] Oddly, Mormonism and Scientology have a LOT ofsimilarties. I did a list of the similarities once and posted it at the Recovery from Mormonism boards. [16:11] well i mean in the wacky belief department i have read lron hubbard sci fi and scinetogly just reminds me of the religions in his books [16:11] a two hour testimonial propping up some shmo that lived in the 1800s... what does this have to do with my dead infant niece??? [16:12] Oh, christ, Ted! it was an infant who died/ I bet thre was a LOT of that "families can be forever" crap talk going on. [16:13] WE fucking SANG families can be together forever at that damn infant's funeral. that poor thing was not remembered respectfully. that is all i can say. [16:13] any religion tat sounds like it could be the basis for a alien race should not be tax except whatr's next George lucas will be tax exempt? [16:13] it was a tragedy beyond all tragedies, and we talked about Joseph Smith and revelation. It was sickening. [16:13] yeah, Jenn, I've read how so many mormonfunerals are s hameless testimony meetings. [16:14] * EebamXela has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0/2008052906]) [16:14] so..Jenn. You and Ted are a couple,right ? [16:14] wouldn't a better phrasing be "In any closed system, the work extracted from the system is always less than the sum of the work and heat leaving the system"? [16:14] I just find it kinda werid that religious people are said that there loved one has gone to a better place like somewho they don't believe it [16:14] If you think it can be improved that way, then try it out and see if it stays. [16:15] i got raped at a funeral [16:15] try it out. the wiki is there for the improving. [16:15] GAH! Ted !!! [16:15] it was a true mormon rape, ted. [16:15] wel, I know everyone gets mind raped ..... [16:15] brothers and sisters, i know that we all know that we know what we know about the truth. fuck. [16:16] thanks. I think I'll review my thermo texts and work on something. [16:16] when myn great uncle died he was a mason and had a mson funeral service i use to be pagan and know many pagan ritualks and you would be shocked at the simialrities between the pagan funeral riturals and the masons [16:17] Hey, Nightmare-Fruit. That's not the only one. If you have some extra time, and can write about science, PLEASE, get in there and update some wiki, baby. [16:17] I just find mormonism fascintating because (1) I grew up in the Mormon Vatican and (2)n it's a brand new religion and you can see its origins and how it's morphed in less than 200 years. [16:17] Scooter? you would be SHOCKEd atthe similiarties between themason rituals and the Mromon temple rites. [16:17] ok sure. Are there any particular articles that need help? [16:18] joseph Smith was briefly a mason and he ripped off the ceremonies and incorporated theminto his fledgling church [16:18] sab - i was at BYU in the late 80s, you there? [16:18] No. Ted. I didn't go to BYU. I am not a mormon. I went to a JESUIT university ..... [16:18] not suprised at all by that [16:19] Okay, I'm going to go get lost [16:19] i've got a bit of a list, but don't have it on me here. physics and chemistry particularly, from what i recall on the list, but some of the genetics stuff is all schmarred too. if you're on in a couple of weeks, i'll let you know. [16:19] everything piggybacks one another [16:19] The symbols stitched onto the sacred mormon undergarments are actually Masonic symbols. [16:19] See you everyone, thanks for listening [16:19] ciao. thanks. [16:19] BYE RUSSELL! MWAH~~~~~~ [16:19] Mwah back [16:19] oh not the moron underwear that makes me laught everytime i hear about it [16:20] all religions piggyback each other...it's one set of myths built upon the next and so on and so on. [16:20] by russell thanks for that shows do you know whois on the show tomorrow? [16:20] Ok folks...Matt here. Not sure who is on tomorrow, but I think it's Don [16:21] oh yes read joseph campbell or if you can get the pbs specail he did with bill moyers watch that [16:21] Heading out, need to edit and upload the show. See you all in 2 weeks. [16:21] thanks matt. good show. [16:21] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Jul 12 16:21:13 2008