Session Start: Sat Aug 09 14:02:30 2008 Session Ident: #nonprophets [14:02] * Now talking in #nonprophets [14:02] * Topic is 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, July 12th, 2007! at 5:00pm eastern on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes. We're starting two hours late!' [14:02] * Set by Non-Prophets on Thu Jul 24 23:45:22 [14:02] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [14:02] Yay [14:02] You're excluding a huge chunk of people when you get into a reglious sect :/ [14:02] It's maybeMattormaybesomeoneelse [14:03] stream is up [14:03] * jer has joined #nonprophets [14:03] but what is login and pass? [14:03] I'm getting ICY 401 Service Unavailable [14:03] So am I [14:03] It's Matt [14:03] It's almost always me [14:03] I blame sobriety. [14:03] Ahoy hoy [14:03] now it's 200 [14:03] Stream is up and silent...setting up and waiting on Russell [14:03] I'm in [14:03] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [14:03] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information!' [14:03] Whats the link to join in? [14:04] http://nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls [14:04] There it is [14:04] Ah ok [14:04] Yaay, I'm live for the first time! [14:04] *Thumbs up* [14:04] ditto, DasSquid [14:04] same here [14:04] * TedInSaltLake has joined #nonprophets [14:04] Malik, but the point is, if you're not-so-good at making friends or new to an area or something, it's a pretty easy 'club' to get into [14:04] * Dave63 has joined #nonprophets [14:05] Yes but the "club" comes with a huge... HUGE chunk of baggage [14:05] PLUS [14:05] i find board games to be a very easy "club" to get into almost anywhere [14:05] haha, never said it didn't. [14:05] How do you know which club is the one you want? [14:05] Ill pass on the test fuck, thanks [14:05] * mihirgk has left #nonprophets [14:05] * mihirgk has joined #nonprophets [14:05] haha [14:05] lol [14:05] YAY! [14:05] I mean, each club has pretty much the same appeal... so you would have to go with size... [14:05] we hear you [14:05] and we all know from women that "size doesn't matter" [14:06] I bet if you tested holy shit it'd be the same as the regular kind [14:06] how do you test holy shit? [14:06] Malik, true that, or perhaps at times there's the allure of maybe one person you already know, or whatnot [14:06] lol [14:06] Beat Yiab to it! [14:06] blah! [14:06] yeah, i type too slowly [14:06] BLAH BLAH BLAH! [14:06] Acapella... [14:06] That would be me. [14:06] I'm sorry T_T [14:06] Im almost done catching up on shows ;p [14:06] So THIS is what happens. Matt, there are several Live Listener Cherry poppers here today, me included :D [14:07] <----third time for cherry popping....;) [14:07] lol yeah this is my first time in the chat and listening live. [14:07] and they say, the third time's the charm [14:07] I never did get that reference... "cherry popping" [14:07] I am also rebroadcasting in case we run out of slots. [14:07] What's with the human facination with fruits? [14:07] Mal, I am not going to explain it to ya. [14:07] First time doing something, I don't understand it either [14:07] most often a reference to losing your virginity [14:07] Do c herries get popped with bananas ? [14:07] * amethyst32 has joined #nonprophets [14:07] I understand when we use it... just not why [14:07] IT'S SHILLING! [14:07] Where did it come from? [14:07] I need to start the Shilling fanclub. [14:08] Me is konfuse... [14:08] euphemisms for anatomy, Malik [14:08] Will it cost a shilling to join the fanclub ? [14:08] But it doesn't even look like a cherry :/ [14:08] Ooohhhh [14:08] *Shrug* Topic for another day I suppose [14:08] * TedInSaltLake has quit IRC (Client exited) [14:08] Malik, just like a cross-section of a carrot looks like an eye and it improves eye site, therefore creation == true? ;) [14:08] Ummm..MALIK? I think the analogy has to do with *AFTER* the deed is done..... [14:08] errr *sight [14:09] yeah. and breasts look just like grapefruits..and we allknow they exude grapefruit juice too; hence, creationism is trooo. [14:09] stuff looks like other stuff, therefore goddidit! [14:09] that's awesome, I love that. [14:09] Carrots aren't fruits :/ [14:09] Magic man done it ! [14:10] Hey, don't judge the carrots, man, they have rights too [14:10] Sure sure [14:10] but carrot juice is murder! [14:10] * Authentic has quit IRC (Authentic) [14:10] This is getting into a slippery slope... [14:10] One of the arguments I love the most is the 'An atheist country would just be full of rape and murder coz no morals blah blah' [14:10] a slippery slope strewn with banana peels ! DAMN you, Ray Comfort ! << shakes her fist >> [14:11] Next thing you know........... you won't be able [14:11] to eat anything [14:11] Mal. we will all become Breatharians. [14:11] Sabina, just carefully get to the top of the slope, AND IT'S A SLIP 'n' DIP ALL THE WAY DOWN :D [14:11] Well, yeah Squid... I mean, I haven't killed anyone today, but I was busy stealing from my neighbors [14:11] Breathing air is murder! You're killing oxygen! [14:12] haha, speaking about 'Breatharians' I remember from when I was a kid, there used to be an infomercial 'Oxycise' LOSE POUNDS BY BREATHING! [14:12] living is murder because we kill germs [14:12] well now we're just talking about stuff nobody believes. um.. except the jains. [14:12] with our immune system [14:12] * TedInSaltLake has joined #nonprophets [14:12] Yes but a lot of organisms live in/around/on us... [14:13] Edward, yeah, also the obvious highly atheistic countries out there too, some of the lowest crime rates in the world [14:13] Seriously [14:13] I'm feeling peckish [14:13] * amethyst32 has left #nonprophets [14:13] First time I went to Japan, I was totally freaked out by how little crime there was. [14:13] I was amazed at how clean the place was [14:13] that too [14:14] On a different note: Anyone watching the Olymics? [14:14] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets The Non-Prophets are LIVE at http://www.nonprophetsradio.com. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for show information. [14:14] * ChanServ changes topic to 'The Non-Prophets are LIVE at http://www.nonprophetsradio.com. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for show information.' [14:14] I was a little earlier. [14:14] Ok...here we go [14:14] Some volleyball. [14:14] my example right, is first day I was there, went to Shibuya which is just a MASSIVE shopping district of Tokyo. Anyway, went to the Starbucks across the road from the station, 2 story affair [14:14] Same [14:14] friend and I got our teas, and went upstairs and sat down. [14:14] I don't believe in the olympics, I'm an atheist. The burden of proof is on you if you say there's something called China [14:14] I like where this is going Squid... [14:15] Some dude comes upstairs, puts his laptop on a table, goes down, orders his tea and whatnot [14:15] several people approach it, look "Oh, someone's sitting there." and walk off... [14:15] lol @ Ed [14:15] dude comes back up and it's still there. [14:15] yup, i see stuff like that all the time (i'm canadian) [14:15] I was massively shocked. [14:15] unfortunately, where I live, that laptop would be but a fond memory. [14:16] Sabina, same here, Melbourne has crime, but nothing dangerous [14:16] lol [14:16] I have a theory: Canada is where Americans live until they become jerks. [14:16] I was trying to wonder why that would be shocking to you [14:16] I'm fine walking dark alleys at 4am or so [14:16] * Edward dives for cover from the hail of bullets [14:16] Then I realise that you don't come from Canada [14:16] I have a theory: Canada is American's hat. ;) [14:16] Canada IS America's hat [14:16] * America's [14:16] Sab: And what would be Mexico?? [14:16] it looks like a hat, therefore Canada IS america's hat [14:16] Codpiece [14:16] and Mexico is America's beard [14:16] haha [14:16] Malik, Mexico is the underwear, it's got poo nuggets everywhere >< [14:17] And cuba? [14:17] beard? but i thought florida was america's wang [14:17] Rush! [14:17] This convo is slidding into sexual references... yet again [14:17] SHILLING! [14:17] Florida is america's wang and the keys are its ejaculate. check the map [14:17] * DasSquid sighs [14:17] wow, that's a long beard, then [14:17] Those... islands... have been there for a long time... [14:17] It's a confucian beard [14:18] * randy has joined #nonprophets [14:18] * Adam has joined #nonprophets [14:18] the convo slid into sexual talk.. and now.. here's RANDY! [14:18] * randy is now known as fithian [14:18] we're ALL randy [14:18] I don't believe in randiness [14:18] ah, just default setting then? [14:19] I have a theory... (fine... hypothesis)... all Athiests are Randy [14:19] aww mengz, I need food [14:19] I don't believe in not believing [14:19] I'll procrastinate later [14:19] ohhh nice [14:19] I found him in the back alley [14:20] < --- is eating a bowl of ice cream....... [14:20] Damn, I believe in procrastination, therefore god MUST exist [14:20] Lucky [14:20] * DasSquid shakes his fist at Sabina [14:20] Which flavour? [14:20] my Tea is empty [14:20] Flavour with a U [14:20] strawberry ...........and COFFEE !!! 2 ice creams ~! [14:20] ........................... [14:20] Chocolate again... [14:20] I hate you =.=! [14:20] with chocolate Ice Magic? [14:21] Haha... [14:21] Asses [14:21] lol [14:21] BRING YOUR OWN BALL [14:21] hmmm I *could* be in Austin in 2010 [14:21] sippy cup tequila, that could be bad depending on whos house you are at. [14:21] Bring Your Own Belief [14:21] Why 2010? [14:21] 5:20am here, I'm totally not tequila-ing [14:21] * donnyton has joined #nonprophets [14:22] Squid? where are you ????????? [14:22] Malik, my business has a certain schedule for world domination, and it takes me there about 2010 [14:22] Melbourne, Australia :D [14:22] Zoological gardens are totally awesome [14:22] OH! yes. squid. you said that before ~ (hangs head) [14:22] Squid lives in the country that doesn't exist because Matt's never been there [14:22] hmm, i just caught the show...it started late today [14:22] haha [14:22] It's a slippery show [14:22] It exists, I exist! therefore Australia exists! [14:22] Australia DOES exist because Oceanic Flight 815 originated in SYDNEY! SO THERE !! [14:22] thank god the show was delayed [14:22] lol [14:22] I highly doubt that you exists DasSquid... [14:22] Your personal experience doesn't qualify as evidence, Squid [14:23] I... don't... exists? [14:23] DOH [14:23] * Malik shakes head [14:23] Sorry to be the first to tell you this... [14:23] * donnyton is a goddess [14:23] so your argument from incredulity means I disappear into the ether? [14:23] * DasSquid vanishes in a puff of logic [14:23] Jenn out there? [14:23] Provided that there is such a thing as "ether" [14:23] Which you can't prove [14:23] and provided there are puffs of logic [14:24] * Duke has joined #nonprophets [14:24] I can't prove that I can't prove things. *brainsplodes* [14:24] Provided that people can "vanish" [14:24] There is a chaptern called the Book of Ether in the Book of Mormon.' [14:24] *chapter [14:24] hmmm I'd only vanish into fat air if that was possible [14:24] So it was written by "Ether"? [14:24] Hey guys, is the show on? [14:24] SURE ! [14:24] It is [14:24] http://nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls [14:24] Ether was quite the wordsmith. (*SNORT*) [14:24] Hardy har har [14:25] Man, Christian music SUCKS [14:25] Apparently Fanny Pak was disqualified out of America's Best Dance Crew. That makes me sad [14:25] there is NO GOOD xian music [14:26] lol [14:26] Music is a major part of what I do [14:26] American Best Dance Crew!? :S [14:26] * fithian has quit IRC (Chatzilla 0.9.75.1 [SeaMonkey 1.1.9/2008031300]) [14:26] Russell = ebil [14:26] so... yeahh... Christian music is about as good as morris dancing [14:26] Except that Morris Dancing is awesome [14:26] get those knees up in the air baby! [14:26] Oneof my favorite musicians, Neal Morse, from Spock's Beard, became born again, and keeps playing great music, but it's all Jesusy now. *shudder* [14:26] * JennInSaltLake has joined #nonprophets [14:26] Oh boy... [14:26] Hello Jenn ! Jenn is in my hometown ! [14:27] hey Sabina! [14:27] Someone was looking for you Jenn [14:27] hahah Salt Lake... huzzah for Utah... except... [14:27] i'm sure it was the Ted [14:27] Hey Ted! [14:27] Indeed it was [14:27] Utah would be a great state ......except for that fact it's a fucking theocracy [14:27] it's fucking loony [14:27] I *sigh* have a mormon friend. [14:27] What's with the State bashing? [14:27] Wait, is the show almost over? [14:27] Utah is a witch [14:27] hahaha. we have a cool underground here... we can avoid the theocracy [14:28] lol no Duke. [14:28] No Duke, just Matt being silly [14:28] Oi! You can't speak Welsh without a mouthful of phlegm [14:28] It just started. [14:28] I know , Jenn. you have a great Ex Mormon community there too. [14:28] Again, I blame sobriety [14:28] Oh, sorry, I don't know if I'm in the right time zone :) [14:28] somebody got punked [14:28] lol [14:28] but I guess I am [14:28] Yeah [14:28] * DasSquid is a proud Brit that lives in Australia [14:28] I climbed the tallest mountain in Wales once... [14:28] ** admires Squid's stiff upper lip ** [14:28] Not that tall really [14:29] * Devin has joined #nonprophets [14:29] BTW, greetings from Mexico, the heart of Catholicism and superstition :) [14:29] * DasSquid displays it [14:29] * Edward wonders about Sabina's strange fetishes [14:29] haha, I'm from England's wang... ... Cornwall [14:29] Sweet... Mexico! [14:29] Oh boy... [14:29] Duke, you have AWESOME DEATH METAL! [14:29] Hey Jenn! [14:29] Yo Ted [14:29] I normally live in Finland, which makes it impossible to listen live! [14:29] I wish I had been born someplace neat.. but I was born in Utah instead. [14:29] ouch [14:29] what death metal? [14:30] Hahha neat? NEAT? Cornwall has nothing. [14:30] quit dissin the utah! love this place! [14:30] TedInSaltLake, Mexico has some pretty amazing Death Metal, check out Il Nino [14:30] Jenn.. Utah is a great place... except for the theocractic aspect of it. [14:30] you must not be into skiing, fishing, backpacking, massive red rock deserts.... etc, etc [14:30] I'm from a town of about 800, we had a General store, a Post office... and only about 8 pubs [14:30] I love Python ;p [14:30] I wish I were a Roman [14:30] I like salt, but a whole lake? Pass [14:30] Oh,I;ve skiied Utah. [14:30] Jenn and I saw Opeth in Portland, fucking awesome [14:30] more pubs than salt lake has total, dassquid [14:30] Bigguth Dickuth [14:31] Duke = humiliated [14:31] JennInSaltLake, poor lass :/ [14:31] hey! i was at that show, ted. what a coincidence. [14:31] lol [14:31] LOL [14:31] I love my booze >< [14:31] Us and our "corrupt morals"... Let's place bets! [14:32] sQuid, I guess that means you would make a lousy Muslim. [14:32] ..or is that ..Moose Limb ? [14:32] I bet I believe in less things than Malik [14:32] yeahhhh... My Muslimability is... just... negative. [14:32] I bet you bet that I bet in less thing than Edward [14:32] 29 years old [14:32] I'd most certainly do a Moose Limb before a Muslim [14:32] any of the non p's dig metal? seems like they're more geared toward alternative... [14:32] Isn't everyone's Muslimability just negative? [14:33] too bad, squid. I think you 'd look hot with a scraggly beard and a towel wrapped around your brainpan. [14:33] How does one achieve possitive Muslimability? [14:33] positive** [14:33] By dying without blowing up an orphanage [14:33] Malik, by going to a mosque and praying et al. [14:33] Sabina, my beard is full and fantastic. [14:33] good. I love beards. [14:33] Towel? I'd prefer my dreadlocks :) [14:34] But that doesn't mean it's a positive Muslimability... it's just positive ignorance [14:34] Yeah, I'm an outspoken advocate of beards. [14:34] Get a #room, you two! [14:34] i heard its fashionable in islam to have forhead scars from prayer [14:34] I came out to my cathlic parents this week [14:34] heh heh..... [14:34] I don't believe in #rooms [14:34] Malik, they're able to be Muslim, therefore their Muslimability is positive [14:34] I was sooo scared, but they took it pretty well [14:34] I dunno.... [14:34] Nice, that, Duke [14:34] Duke, rock. [14:34] donnyton... a callous on your forehead is a sign of piety in Islam ( tome it's a sign of stupidity) [14:34] What is a "true" Muslim? :D [14:34] they are speaking to you, duke? right on! [14:35] Muslim™ [14:35] Did they ask if you were gay? [14:35] yes, they were very supportive! [14:35] hah! I was actually thinking of teling them I was gay first! [14:35] but Duke says he's from Finland, so likely his folks aren't nutters [14:35] and soften the blow [14:35] Nice tactic! [14:35] my parents are mexican [14:35] Mom, dad, I'm gay! Hahah! Just kidding. No, I'm an atheist [14:35] and church goers [14:35] Oh! [14:35] lol [14:35] well, hey that's awesome them. [14:36] Ouch... [14:36] yeah! they even said...."would it bother you if we still say God bless you?" [14:36] Best. Parents. Ever. [14:36] :) [14:36] The Christian group better give more than 3000 [14:36] yes they are! [14:37] THE GREATER GOOD [14:37] Think Matt would be bothered if I sent him a message? There's something I keep forgetting to email him and I figure I'd save myself dealing with Hotmail [14:38] meh, go for it, if he gets pissy, then he's a twat. [14:38] I amglad to hear there are religiots in the UK , too ,and that they are not *ALL* in the states. [14:38] I hate Hotmail... Can't stand the heat [14:38] Either he'll answer, or ignore it. [14:38] Don't you mean asshat? [14:38] ah, yes, asshat [14:38] Drink time? [14:38] 5:30am :) work in a few hours [14:38] I'll drink another one tonight [14:38] lol [14:39] wait, there were 2 asshats. [14:39] No 3 asshats [14:39] AAARGH [14:39] lol I love how he says evil ;p [14:39] EEEEVVVILL ;p [14:39] EEEEEEvilll [14:39] But... what is "True" Evil? Hmmm? [14:39] I wish I was. [14:39] * Adam has left #nonprophets [14:39] * Adam has joined #nonprophets [14:40] That who I'd really like to be.... [14:40] The Holy Fuckin' Bible [14:41] For if I were an oscar mier weiner....... [14:41] That is what I'd truly like to beeeeeeeeeeeeee [14:41] i'd probably buy a dillahunty bible [14:41] ** gets out her Mustard ** [14:41] I don't believe in Oscar Myer [14:41] I truly love Texas because of Bill Hicks [14:41] Well if Shit can be Holy, I don't know where the "Fuckin' Bible" can't! [14:41] His accent... damn, I loved that. [14:41] anyway [14:41] Isn't the fucking bible called the kama sutra? [14:42] Ohhhh GOOD call [14:42] I don't believe in the Karma ;)... that's a horrible joke, but I still made it! [14:42] OH NICE! [14:42] I didn't know about this [14:42] lol [14:42] Fuck the WBC [14:42] I already read the story [14:42] ... [14:42] WBC are the true definition of batshit crazy [14:42] wha' ???? [14:42] Westboro Bapteest Charch [14:42] i'm still torn about the damn felps's and this thing [14:42] WBC!!! Phucking Phred PHelps ~ [14:42] the phelps? [14:43] grrr my audio is on the blink! [14:43] yeah, the phelps's [14:43] stockwell day did it? [14:43] why would the WBC want to protest a bloke getting his head cut off ?????? [14:43] he's a religious asshat [14:43] yea my stream is cutting in and out too [14:43] Damnit Stockwell [14:43] Sabina, coz God's angry at us, so he sent a Chinese dude to chop his head off. [14:43] OH!!!! *that* guy !!! [14:43] Yes that guy [14:43] was he g ay ??? [14:43] No [14:44] don't think so [14:44] * Adam is a computer geek [14:44] Oh noes... [14:44] WBC just are scraping the bottomof the barrel for things to protest.... [14:44] He was sitting in a bus and got stabbed, what, sixty times? Then had his head cut off [14:44] and the dude apparently snacked a bit too [14:44] The guy immigrated from China in 2004 [14:44] i didn't hear about the cannibalism in this case [14:45] There is none [14:45] *apparently* [14:45] just gonig on what I heard, so wrong? ok [14:45] Did they picket Geroge Carlin? [14:46] would prefer not to go to their website and find out [14:46] pfft, that'll NEVER happen [14:46] Fred Phelps is scum and every breath he takes makes me gag [14:46] too many people will watch that shit [14:46] Ratings, money, blah. [14:47]