Session Start: Sat Feb 16 12:43:30 2008 Session Ident: #nonprophets [12:43] * Now talking in #nonprophets [12:43] * Topic is 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, February 16th, 2007! at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes.' [12:43] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Feb 02 17:02:35 [12:43] * ChanServ sets mode: +oq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [12:44] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [12:44] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! (Non-Prophets)' [12:49] alright, thanks for clarifying [13:11] * Alive-Devastation has joined #nonprophets [13:17] * Alive-Devastation has left #nonprophets [13:36] * biff_m has joined #nonprophets [13:37] * biff_m is now known as bugsoup [13:40] * chkno has joined #nonprophets [13:43] * bugsoup has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [13:44] * grrrrraeme has joined #nonprophets [13:46] * bugsoup has joined #nonprophets [13:47] * MrEdd has joined #nonprophets [13:51] * rudeboy has joined #nonprophets [13:51] good morning [13:52] or ... it would be good if I didn't have this head cold... damn the luck [13:56] so, i'm trying to connect to the live stream and I am having a little trouble, can anyone help? [13:56] hm. how are you trying to connect? [13:57] looks like the stream isn't up yet [13:57] that's a good question, lol. I clicked on the link on the website, and my vlc media player tried to open the file [13:57] nope, they have yet to start the stream [13:57] it brought up a window asking for a password [13:57] alright [13:57] Well, for what it is worth, I use iTunes [13:58] how do you connect via itunes? [13:58] i use winamp with no problems, but as rudeboy said the stream isn't up yet [13:58] there you go. [13:58] MPlayer (of http://www.mplayerhq.hu/ ) works well. [13:58] download iTunes -- it is free at apple.com/itunes [13:58] * Zadius has joined #nonprophets [13:58] install it and then do a copy and paste of the URL file [13:59] yeah, i've got itunes [13:59] i've just got to find it, i never use it [13:59] course, they aren't streaming yet, but once you've loaded it into the library, it will always be sitting there ready to be clicked [13:59] * kb has joined #nonprophets [13:59] With MPlayer I can set a large cache, and so pause the live stream if I like, then use the pitch-correct speed control to catch up from being behind. [13:59] you mean, itunes didn't invade you system and install shortcuts everywhere ;) [13:59] interesting [14:00] If iTunes comes up asking to be the default, just say NO. [14:00] hmm, mplayer is already more usefull than winamp [14:00] oh, they're there, but i set my default players elsewhere [14:00] i avoid anything apple [14:00] me too [14:00] no comment [14:00] but i'm reeeeeally wnating an iphone [14:00] at any rate, how do i get itunes to get the show? [14:01] hey, they have it in 16GB now [14:01] and a macbook pro [14:01] cd -- download it from apple.com/ipod and itunes [14:01] * SydneyBarrett has joined #nonprophets [14:01] * BobC has joined #nonprophets [14:01] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [14:01] install the little peckerwood and open it one time, for test. [14:01] NJ! [14:02] yeah, i've already got it installed [14:02] rudeboy! [14:02] i just don't use it, so i will just need a little bit of instruction on how to get it to do anything:-p [14:02] then just copy the URL for the show (.pls file) and paste it [14:02] I heard music, then it stopped. [14:02] NJ: same here, clock on winamp is ticking but no sound [14:02] * Juju has joined #nonprophets [14:02] paste it to where? (sorry, dumb questions) [14:02] paste it in "advanced - open stream in the tool bar dropdown menu. [14:02] Hi all. Am I late for the show? [14:03] awesome, thanks [14:03] stram is up [14:03] Juju: Not yet. [14:03] stream is up -- so was my stream earlier [14:03] so is the stream [14:03] I'm connected, but I just have silence. Ok, just checking. [14:03] heehee [14:03] yeah, no audio yet [14:03] but the clock is counting [14:03] Good to know they waited on me. [14:03] talking. [14:03] testing. [14:04] Hey, it's them TEXANS! [14:04] woohoo, i got it [14:04] thanks a TON rudeboy [14:04] Someone get them a sixer of Lone Star [14:04] np, cd [14:04] OMG voice in my computer... is it gremlins? [14:04] i don't believe in ray comfort [14:04] I am taking apart my PC to find the man inside. [14:04] prove he exists [14:04] gremlin is a di\fferent show [14:04] i hear some sound now [14:04] fiddling w/mic [14:04] I was looking for a hamster in my PC [14:04] ah... so this is all the stuff i don't hear when i listen as a podcast [14:05] fround the spinning wheel thingy though [14:05] and some green cheese [14:05] carbonate this water [14:05] Ray Comfort: The Psychiatrist's Nightmare. [14:05] seltzer [14:05] i hear it but it's quiet [14:05] I love open mike tests... [14:05] test [14:05] 123 [14:06] * NeutronJack reviews the rules for the drinking game. [14:06] Your test failed! I expect more gusto next time. [14:06] are all of you from texas? [14:06] 1) Whenever a foreign accent is attempted. [14:06] 2) Whenever "asshat" is said. [14:06] cdesign: Not me. [14:06] THat was Chief Red Cloud's Oncologist, Barium my heart at wounded knee? [14:06] im from iowa [14:06] NH here [14:06] * rudeboy wonders just how sick that joke really is [14:06] iowa [14:06] what about when "asshat" SHOULD be said, ie ray comfort [14:06] MA [14:07] Illinois [14:07] it is of small confort to tham [14:07] We don't get to interpolate--only what is actually spoken. [14:07] I'm in L.A. california [14:07] * canadian_hoser has joined #nonprophets [14:07] Music! [14:07] gotcha [14:07] hey hoser! Canada on board [14:07] I hear the theme song [14:07] jane;s addiction [14:07] ? [14:07] poor jane [14:08] No Jeff? [14:08] Jefe? [14:09] <-- Arkansas [14:09] so your profit is even... [14:09] idiots rule, just look at our so-called president [14:09] go obama!!! [14:09] indeed [14:10] happy hour! [14:10] I be need a drink.... heh [14:10] Obama: Less Xtian than the next guy. [14:10] under age meat on the internet? [14:10] It's the "ludicrous extrapolation" introduction! [14:10] is that what he dsaid? [14:10] that's what i heard [14:10] wow [14:10] gravity is just a theory [14:10] why six? [14:11] I thought it was 42 [14:11] yea! sex toys are now ON THE LOOSE IN TEXAS! [14:11] Well, there goes your state [14:11] starting off on the right foot fetich [14:11] fetish [14:11] * kb has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:11] Why sell a dildo when we already have a president for sale? [14:11] If you own six or more, THAT'S A PARTY! [14:12] How much Dil Dough can one make with those things? [14:12] LOL [14:12] party on [14:12] You can't own more than six cucumbers!? What a state! [14:13] Being encumbered with a cucumber? How tasteful [14:13] food for thought [14:13] and grounds for further research [14:13] Hey, my wife's a gardner--what can I say. [14:13] * BobC has quit IRC (BobC) [14:13] http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/symbolic_dildos.html (scroll to the bottom) [14:13] heh [14:14] pub crawl [14:14] appropriately named I bet [14:14] it starts as a pub stagger [14:14] I puked in between bar 3 and bar 4 [14:15] what song was that. must've messed up the sheet music [14:15] and the atheist said, no, just checking to make sure that god thingy still isn't in here [14:16] Idiots Rule, I think. [14:16] * kb has joined #nonprophets [14:18] saturday afternoon = martini time. cheers everyone [14:19] I'm considering a beer, but I'm on medicine for this damn cold [14:19] Song: Idiots Rule - Jane's Addiction [14:20] too early for beer here [14:20] false dichotomy! have a beer and a martini. you have two hands [14:20] two fisted drinkers R US [14:22] have you ever played "edward 40 hands"? [14:22] what is that? [14:22] any relation to edward scissorhands? [14:22] question is havbe you ever FINISHED edward 40 hands? [14:23] tape ice cold 40's to your hands...you can't take the tape off until you finish both 40s [14:23] that sounds like a fun game [14:23] ah! [14:23] i learned it from diggnation [14:23] heh heh heh [14:23] 40 ounces of spirits? [14:23] good one [14:24] bugsoup, what part of MA you from? (If that's not too personal) [14:24] Not hard liquor--beer. [14:24] that makes sense [14:25] last party I taped a 40 each to two people and then taped their other hands together [14:25] * Dave63 has joined #nonprophets [14:25] Just because a speech is given in a certain physical location doesn't mean that the speaker isn't aware that it is being recorded and will receive a much larger audiance than those physically present. [14:26] http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2000853/40hands_Full.jpg [14:26] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Fortyhands [14:26] You see, if I'm talking to a white person, I can freely use the N-word, because, well, I'm not addressing any black people. Got it! [14:27] Religious freedom, but only for religious people [14:27] implied certainly [14:27] Obama has had a more diverse religious background [14:27] morality inspite of relgion [14:28] he explicitly stated that the religious don't have a monopoly on morality in the same speech [14:28] ra-men [14:28] cdesign, i sent you a pm [14:29] bugsoup, yeah, i got an empty window that popped up, don't know what to do with it [14:29] * Dave63_2 has joined #nonprophets [14:29] there should be text at the bottom [14:29] other than "Java Applet Window" i've got nothing, sorry [14:30] Fred "fucking" Phelps, thts not very nice [14:30] oh, i'm using mIRC, i don't know how to use the web interface [14:30] fred fucks? huh, a copulating Fred [14:30] i'll see if i can sign on with MIRC [14:30] Fred's not a nice person. [14:30] Oh, he misspelled it it's Fred FUckhead Phelps [14:30] yes he is, he loves the gays enough to tell them that they are wrong [14:31] he is a good representative of the extreme [14:31] * kb has left #nonprophets [14:33] if you don't vote for the lesser of two evils, then you run the risk of the more evil winning [14:33] therefore you lose anyway [14:34] cthulhu 2008 [14:34] if necessary, think of it as voting against the worst of two evils [14:34] * Dave63 has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:35] I'm looking at Darryl Hannah's web site [14:36] what's the url [14:36] i'd rather politicians do nothing, than do something bad [14:36] http://www.dhlovelife.com/v2/show/ [14:36] Always choose the lesser of two weevils. [14:36] watching the movie she put up [14:37] http://www.dhlovelife.com/v2/opening/ [14:37] that's the main URL [14:37] FUCKING GET ON WITH IT [14:37] if he talks about framing one more time... [14:37] We've been ignoring you completely, NP'ers! [14:38] Kucinich [14:38] McCain is a newt! [14:38] Would Ron Paul be Chaotic Neutral? [14:38] at least Mike Fuckabee is not going to be nominated [14:38] lol [14:38] Huckleberry? [14:39] I like John McCain [14:39] mccain is certainly the lesser of the evil repubs [14:39] * rudeboy shudders [14:39] even coulter hates him [14:39] mccain supprts the teaching of ID [14:39] He's half mad [14:39] if she hates him, that's good enough for me [14:39] and me [14:39] I woldn't vote for him for any amount of money or threats [14:39] well, it's good enough for me to not lose sleep at night thinking that he MIGHT win, i'd still never vote for him [14:40] Iwould for a million bucks [14:40] lucky that I can't vote [14:40] as long as obama and hillary are still in it, i won't vote for mccain [14:40] obaba/edwards would be unbeatable together [14:40] heym they voted for hitler [14:41] ooops [14:41] there would still be a rich white guy for the recists to vote for [14:41] obama needs a running mate that no one would want a president [14:41] Jehovah Witnesses do not vote [14:41] * occupant has joined #nonprophets [14:42] Oh, thank you-know-who: A NEW TOPIC! [14:42] you're welcome [14:44] bushie is in Saudi Arabia to make sure the spinning wheel of huge loans for expensive oil continues to spin [14:44] he's in africa I thought [14:44] Meanwhile, home defaults are up by over 75% in the last year [14:44] the US is in big trouble [14:44] Yeah, Africa [14:45] He was in SA a little while ago though [14:45] wonder if he can find it on a map now [14:45] doubt it. His brain is addled [14:46] * stephen has joined #nonprophets [14:46] even with 8 years leading the most powerful nation on earth, I still have more travelling under my belt [14:47] (eh, i tried to figure out mIRC, no luck. i'll try again later) [14:48] yeah, well, Dubya never went anywhere before getting selected for this job. And curiously, every job he ever had turned to shit [14:48] (np) [14:49] If you use Firefox, then ChatZilla is very good as well. Then you can just click on the irc link on the main site to go strait to the chat room. [14:50] brb [14:52] * Zadius has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:53] technological singularity? [14:53] it is 2038 for 32 bit Unix systems [14:53] 2038 is the unix apocalypse. [14:53] doh [14:54] acrokashit now? [14:54] think I saw that movie [14:54] * NeutronJack thought it was pronounced "Misery". [14:54] how many 32 bit computers will be running 30 years from now [14:54] lots [14:54] stoopid [14:54] jeez [14:54] canadian_hoser: Wow--that's EXACTLY the Y2K thinking! [14:54] republican, of course [14:54] as evidenced by the guy who came back in time to get source code for unix to fix the problem [14:55] won't the terminator robots finish us off by then? [14:55] * grrrrraeme has quit IRC (grrrrraeme) [14:55] no [14:55] according to the sarah conner chronicles [14:55] john connor will save us [14:55] I think Summer Glau might, but not the kid [14:56] after an allout nucleaur attack [14:56] what's her name, Cameron [14:56] she is a hot robot [14:56] She is a quirky actress, but delivers dead pan dialogue perfectly [14:57] as us Firefly fans can attest [14:57] uh, we [14:57] * rudeboy slaps his writst for misuse of grammar [14:59] * NeutronJack slaps rudeboy for a spelling error. [14:59] phenotheistic? [14:59] ah fuck [15:00] typing error, in my head I spelt it write [15:00] * theunchurched has joined #nonprophets [15:00] spooky vagina? [15:00] In my head I'm tall, blond, and magnificently built. [15:00] NeutronJack; how do you know that the writst isn't part of his body? [15:00] * MrEdd lsaps rudebay. [15:00] iSlap, a new apple product? [15:00] * Zadius has joined #nonprophets [15:01] I'm viewing electric car sites [15:01] If things work out, I'd love to transform my minivan into an all electric car [15:01] the last url you posted crashed my browser [15:02] yes! the chat room does exist! it isn't just a rumor! [15:02] course, I'd have to win the lotto first [15:02] they are bigots and hypocrits...doesn't the passage in question also say that women shouldn't teach makes [15:02] "... and the international talking-horse conspiracy to sap and impurify all our precious L's." [15:02] males* [15:03] That was Mister Ed.. I'm MrEdd [15:03] rudeboy, how much are the electric cars? [15:04] conversions are not cheap [15:04] hang on, let me grab the URL [15:04] * NeutronJack demands more hymen news! [15:04] http://www.pleiades-enterprises.bigstep.com/homepage.html [15:04] * r3d3 demands less eating while on the radio [15:04] yes, what's happening with hymens around the world? [15:04] woohoo, my state! [15:05] Hymens are Forever, the title of the next Bond film [15:05] Hymens Without A Cause [15:05] floundering fathers? [15:05] * theunchurched has quit IRC (theunchurched) [15:06] heh [15:07] "facts" -- tag with "[citation needed]" [15:07] America--love it or leave it! [15:07] if someone wants to live in a theocracy, how about a 1-way ticket to Iran [15:07] there's lots of room up here in canada [15:08] there you go. Same argument since the 60s -- you got it right, NJ [15:08] Save me a room, r3 and hoser, I may have to move if this place gets any more fascistic [15:08] hmm... i need to see if there is anything i can do to help the guy [15:08] I'm thinking a small hovel in Vancouver [15:09] Hey Matt, what is the address of that site, i'd love to read the drivel [15:10] the fool says "there is no god". If even the fool has it figured out, what does that say about the believer [15:10] me and r3 both live in Edmonton [15:10] lol [15:10] little too far north for a southern californian like me [15:10] but I'd visit [15:10] it is warm today about 40F [15:10] ~metar cyxd [15:10] METAR CYXD 162100Z AUTO 30019G25KT 9SM FEW088 02/M07 A2988 RMK SLP145 [15:10] * rudeboy gets instant virtual frostbite [15:10] meh [15:11] 35 actually [15:11] :P [15:11] short sleeve weather [15:11] hehe [15:12] matt should be the voice of atheism [15:12] "you morons! you fucking idiots!" [15:12] 0. [15:14] Similar Story [15:14] http://www.southbendtribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080214/Lives/802140461 [15:15] i like that, fractal wrongness [15:15] lol [15:15] I'm feeling a bit fractured myself... [15:15] as a matter of fract [15:15] I'm already making a post [15:16] fractal wrongness (tm) [15:16] Yo9u make the post, I'll lay the fence [15:16] wait, that sounded so wrong [15:16] excellent [15:16] it sounded so right to me rudeboy ;) [15:16] * almahad has joined #nonprophets [15:16] Elman committed fractal wrongness on a daily basis on the forums [15:17] yes and Matt gave him the boot [15:17] * jasonmcoe has joined #nonprophets [15:17] video with oranges? [15:17] I committed a fractal nasty in the commode about two hours ago ... [15:17] that was a good day in ironchariots history [15:17] so was one of those oranges his sister/wife/cousin all at once [15:18] fractural ignorance [15:19] ben stein got an a ward? [15:19] whose justice, whose truth? [15:19] ben stein should be put in a ward [15:19] hopefully a hospital (a)ward [15:19] Oranges video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5UiUWa34cY [15:20] a mental hospital a ward [15:20] certainly not that universal truth or justice that the part of the bible BS doesn't believe in has [15:21] Ben Stein == BS, pun intented [15:21] i'm debating with a theist friend, and i just told him to ignore the movie and focus on the actual question of whether or not speciation via evolution occurs [15:22] it's funny that the movie has nothing to do with that question :-P [15:22] he's lying, drink! [15:23] ah, I found a electric car conversion video [15:23] took long enough [15:23] WOOOO! go us! [15:23] heh [15:23] ironically, this is my first time listening live. [15:23] and that is the first thing I ever said here. [15:24] ironically, this is my first time too [15:24] bring a fundie designated driver [15:24] @Non-prophets, you need to put the second trip to the theater on youtube somehow...make freinds with the theater owner or something so he lets you bring a camera in [15:24] It might be irony or some other inorganic element [15:25] jebus, heh [15:25] downloading a boot of the video [15:25] I love vixy [15:25] someone argued with me once that catholics aren't christians even though they believed in christ [15:26] that's the one i always heard (and believed) [15:26] I'll bet that made them cross [15:26] Oh, yes--I've encountered many who say that Mormons aren't Christians. [15:26] JW's think they are the only real xian's [15:26] LOL [15:26] My wife's family thinks that Catholics aren't christians. [15:26] atheists see big bang...LOL [15:26] just put them into a large group of normal, nice catholics and see how long that belief lasts [15:27] fucking leave your house every once and a while [15:27] I want Stephen Hawking toast. [15:27] There aren't many Catholics in Arkansas. [15:27] heh [15:27] brb [15:27] what is brb? [15:27] be right back? [15:27] be right back [15:28] thankyou [15:28] Be Robust Beyond [15:28] bunnies really bounce [15:28] Big Round Boobs [15:28] haha [15:28] Was that the one where he said John Lennon had a limited imagination because he could only 'imagine' sky above him? [15:28] I <3 BRB [15:28] Because I read that, and it pissed me off. [15:28] boobies reaaly bounce [15:28] yum [15:29] chickens? I evolved from hydrogen you prick! [15:29] lipstick atheists? [15:29] pay-for-play atheists [15:30] Einstein believed in God. You don't think your smarter than Einstein, do you? [15:30] heh [15:30] ah yes...i remember that "Alberto" comic book by Chick [15:31] Jack Dipchick [15:31] drink [15:31] your a retahd [15:32] * Dave63 has joined #nonprophets [15:32] wait, we're not afraid to ignore pascal's wager, but we're chicken? [15:32] chicken livers are poisonous [15:32] ? [15:32] not so, i eat them all the time [15:33] I don't believe in any gawd... next attempt? [15:33] Pat Condell blasts Muslims all the time on Youtube. [15:33] Pat Condell is great [15:33] they are all blind simpeltons. [15:34] * almahad has quit IRC (almahad) [15:34] FUCK ALLAH [15:34] in russia, allah fuck YOU [15:34] not my type [15:34] come and get me islamists [15:35] I named my toilet, Muhamed [15:35] * jasonmcoe has quit IRC (jasonmcoe) [15:35] * Dave63_2 has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [15:35] gee, when Ray argues both sides -- he wins. Wonder how that is? [15:35] Where I used to work, people would get furious if you talked about the on-call pager going off a lot, because they thought if you talked about it, it would happen more often. [15:35] You can't fuck something the doesn't exist... just like your girlfirned [15:36] whcih side of pascal's wager does he fall on? [15:36] old people fight [15:36] Good point. mr edd [15:36] "i believe in Allah, because i lose nothing by doing so" [15:39] he hired kirk cameron? [15:39] the ones on the daily show are funny [15:39] * rudeboy yawns [15:40] Most of Dane Cook's jokes are stolen from other comedians. [15:40] like joe rogan? [15:40] He tells other comedians joke in a less funny way. [15:40] too bad meathead is too busy not believing in the moon [15:40] * cdesign has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [15:41] "i heard his agent is" [15:41] Have a happy CHanukahhhh [15:41] Can't stay...company in town. I'll try to get the podcast audio up tonight. Thanks all - see you in 2 weeks! [15:41] or hanicka [15:41] Good show, NP! [15:41] wonderful rants today...good show [15:42] excelent [15:42] with 2 ls [15:42] good show and thanks for getting AE on Google so quickly [15:42] see everyone back here in 2 weeks [15:42] * rudeboy has left #nonprophets [15:42] teehee [15:42] bye bye [15:43] * bugsoup has quit IRC [15:43] * occupant has quit IRC [15:44] * NeutronJack has quit IRC [15:44] * MrEdd has quit IRC [15:44] * SydneyBarrett has left #nonprophets [15:45] * Juju has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.80 [Firefox 2.0.0.12/2008020121]) [15:45] * canadian_hoser has quit IRC [15:45] * stephen has quit IRC (stephen) [15:46] * Zadius has left #nonprophets [15:49] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Feb 16 15:49:55 2008