Session Start: Sat Sep 19 14:00:22 2009 Session Ident: #nonprophets [14:00] * Now talking in #nonprophets [14:00] * Topic is 'The Non-Prophets are LIVE at http://www.nonprophetsradio.com. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for show information.' [14:00] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Sep 05 14:05:33 [14:00] ah! [14:00] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [14:00] turn on the victrola guys, the natives are restless [14:00] * Archaneus has joined #nonprophets [14:00] * Non-Prophets sets mode: +o ChristOnIce [14:00] 3 So basically their strategy is to get their 50 page intro written and assume the reader will be too stupid to actually get through the rest of the book [14:00] So, is Ray's radio show or whatever it is up yet? Has anyone tuned in? [14:01] is the show running late or is the problem on my end? [14:01] still waiting for the stream to engage [14:01] 3 Anyone wonder how far into the book Comfort actually got before distributing it? [14:01] okay [14:01] 1 page [14:01] but the NPs are there, so any moment now [14:01] Firefox apparently doesn't know what to do with a .pls file [14:01] Tim: I know, for me they sound quite desperate. In that intro they do the usual: connect evolution with immorality and genocide. [14:02] Darknezz: I saved it as file and dragged it into iTunes. [14:02] Yeah, Zero. I'm playing it in VLC. [14:02] yeah, iTunes works great for me anyway [14:02] I was just hoping that Firefox would not be stupid for once. [14:03] 3 And of course Darwins book represents the most up to date summary of knowledge concerning ToE [14:03] ok, stream is active [14:03] I can open .pls without a hitch using winamp [14:03] * KenHam has joined #nonprophets [14:03] open the file in itunes, works fine [14:03] I hear music, yar! [14:03] 3 I mean it's not like any new developements have been made in the field of evolutionary biology in the last 150 years or anything [14:03] We HAD music. For a second. [14:03] * ph-nl has joined #nonprophets [14:04] A fine sea shanty, yaaarrr [14:04] teaser music! [14:04] Fiddling with the knobs is so much fun [14:04] Absolutely, Tim. Genetics for one. [14:04] I hear... nothing [14:04] Tee hee. Fiddling with knobs. [14:04] No sound right now. [14:04] * CodeWeaver has joined #nonprophets [14:04] bill maher says there has been made no progress in cancer treatment the last 50 years (in usa) [14:04] I'm hearing a clunk [14:04] I hear static. [14:04] Yeesh, darn near missed the show. [14:04] Only oddly I have no audio yet. [14:04] they're doing test test [14:04] A matalic *Squink* [14:04] * sidew has joined #nonprophets [14:04] Gotcha. [14:04] bill maher is a woo nut [14:04] and a misterious *glonk* [14:04] Me grammophone be darn too mute, mateys! [14:04] Bill Maher, MD and world-famous oncologist? [14:04] in non-alternative medicine (aka medicine), that is [14:04] Windows is booting! [14:05] and there went the Windows computer [14:05] ha ha [14:05] Or shutting down. [14:05] yarrr, he got himself a grammophone, I only have a spindle [14:05] Get a Mac!! :) [14:05] * HaveYouFoundFSM has joined #nonprophets [14:05] arrrrr [14:05] Mat hates Mac for some reason [14:05] Macs are lame. [14:05] :| [14:05] acs rae pretty lame [14:05] right, they work so badly that mine has never crashed .... [14:05] Macs stink. Vista sucks more, though. [14:05] Oh, fergot ye mateys, tis pirate talkin day yarr [14:05] there is a reason they are only 5% of the marketshare [14:05] It's like the Mac OS sound in "Wall-E". Scared me. :D [14:05] Cue flamewars. [14:05] 3 [14:05] * poppy has quit IRC (poppy) [14:05] .... [14:06] * Blahface has joined #nonprophets [14:06] Alestorm would be appropriate music today... yarr! [14:06] Stupid OS flamewarriors. Go away. [14:06] arrrrr [14:06] Quick, everyone list their OS! I run XP and Ubuntu. [14:06] Windowz back on [14:06] arrrr thar winblows again [14:06] Make 'em walk the plank! [14:06] Hey I actually met the "I'm a PC guy" [14:06] * ville has joined #nonprophets [14:06] * Razlith has joined #nonprophets [14:06] He's a nice guy [14:06] John Hodgman [14:06] Oh yeah [14:06] The I'm a PC guy is John... Agh, Tim beat me to it. [14:06] those commercials are vile trash, though [14:06] I like the BSD part in OS X. It's X11, xterm, bash, vi and SeaMonkey under OS X and Linux. Likes them both. [14:06] PC -- Pirate's Computer [14:06] lol [14:07] Yar pirates [14:07] right, vile trash that lifted Apple's share of the market to nearly 9% [14:07] bla bla bla... bla? [14:07] \o/ [14:07] It was at Harvey Danger's Fairwell tour show in Brooklyn [14:07] yayayayay [14:07] yay [14:07] Mic check, one, two, whoohoo [14:07] Mike who? [14:07] By vile trash I mean they are full of lies and half-trruths [14:07] MIKE WHO?! [14:07] Bl..arrrrr?! [14:07] If you check mike is that gay? [14:07] Not that they aren't amusing or effective [14:07] BLAH [14:07] Mike Check [14:07] Hi Matt [14:07] Blah, Arrr [14:07] Heya Matt [14:07] Mike Check, Private Eye! [14:07] Talk like a pirate [14:08] * Grant has joined #nonprophets [14:08] Mick Czek [14:08] Butt pirates [14:08] * Darknezz has quit IRC (Broken pipe) [14:08] TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY< SEPT 19th [14:08] Hey Dennis [14:08] Durrrr [14:08] Dennis the Mennace [14:08] haha [14:08] That sounds like Dennis Loubet, the famous Christian inspirational artist. [14:08] YARRRRR Dennis! [14:08] pray before sex? most people pray for sex [14:08] For anyone who is interested, you can go download the first tales of moinkey island episode today [14:08] lol [14:08] He did that Bible computer game. [14:08] for free, taht is [14:08] arrrrrrrr [14:08] Ahoy! [14:08] * Freethinker23 has joined #nonprophets [14:08] I always pray before sex lol [14:08] * AtheistEntity has joined #nonprophets [14:08] One sure fire way to prove god doesn't exist [14:09] those prayers never get answered [14:09] My own life PROVES the disconnect between prayer and sex. [14:09] Lard, please bless me with a mindcrushing orgasm, in Jeeper's name, amen [14:09] Make me plank a big one, Poseidon! [14:09] Disconnect between anything and sex, now that I think about it. [14:09] lol [14:09] Back to WoW [14:09] I remember hearing about that prayer thing on the Bill Handel show. He had a funny take on it. [14:09] Quick sombody make a joke about getting on your knees [14:09] Ironic that I'm doing dailies right this moment [14:09] Knee pads for Christ? [14:09] Haethen WoW player ... EQ still lives :P [14:09] "First you get down on your knees" [14:10] dailies? film editor? [14:10] "Fiddle with your rosaries" [14:10] "Bow your head with great respect and..." [14:10] dailies in WoW [14:10] "Genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!" [14:10] Can anyone hear the show? [14:10] er.... [14:10] genuflect genuflect, genuflect! [14:10] damn, I lost [14:10] world of wrestling? [14:10] Chong: Get on your knees. Now you know what I want yiu to do doncha? That's right I want you to pray. [14:10] The college football team I root for just got an interception and is going to win...this proves there's a God :D [14:10] Warcraft lol [14:10] Have you a moment to talk about THE LORD? [14:10] Arrggh Me Can Hear The Show [14:10] oh [14:10] Cheech:Get on your knees. Now you know what I want yiu to do doncha? And it ain't pray, Cop. [14:10] lol -- not a gamer [14:10] I hear a tone of silence [14:11] cone [14:11] oh, wait, that isn't the show, that's me itunes [14:11] Pray in one hand and crap in the other... see which piles up faster. [14:11] For you, George, I've got five [14:11] cone of silence [14:11] music! [14:11] music and .. action! [14:11] the show begins [14:11] w00t go music [14:11] Awwww, I got nuffin. :( [14:11] woo! [14:11] Ah... music [14:11] Music gone! [14:11] * lamagra has joined #nonprophets [14:11] Oh noes [14:11] hey all [14:11] still hear music here [14:11] mine's running fine [14:11] First live Non-prophets show woo! [14:11] Music returns [14:11] I might need to find someone's re-stream. [14:11] Mine is fine [14:11] Oh... this would be a good song for them to adopt as their theme, like they were talking about [14:11] Boo Yah! [14:11] This is dyin'. [14:11] I;m hearing music [14:12] you may have a longer delay than some [14:12] Oooh ooh [14:12] Music! [14:12] This song sucks... can't we get some Hi-NRG trax going here? [14:12] They should play "Science is Real" by They Might Be Giants one of these days. [14:12] a much longer delay apparently [14:12] Cathleen O'Connor? [14:12] With the flying spazzgehti monster on the couch [14:12] They shoudl be playing the theme to Pirates of the Carribean. [14:12] I mean, please. [14:12] :P [14:12] lol [14:12] heathens >.< [14:12] pirates of austin [14:12] don't forget moohamed [14:12] * HaveYouFoundFSM has quit IRC (HaveYouFoundFSM) [14:12] * apparition has quit IRC (apparition) [14:12] is Matt gone today? [14:12] yes Moohamed is awesome [14:12] Quitters! [14:13] I have Moohameds all over Iowa lol [14:13] No I just heard him [14:13] He's there. [14:13] maybe they found fsm? [14:13] Moohambeard, most fearsome stuffed cow pirate on the seven seas! [14:13] whatever the "f" that is or was [14:13] Pirates of Penzance music works :P [14:13] * linkbot has joined #nonprophets [14:13] ha ha [14:13] k, thought i didnt hear Dennis say his name [14:13] WE SHOULD ALL BASK [14:13] Stenographer? [14:13] I am tired of FSM. The joke is beyond tired. The point has been made and re-made. Enough. Time for a new meme-thingy. [14:13] and YES, i am cranky [14:13] Happy Satunallia .. oh wait .. too soon [14:13] * jimbo has quit IRC (jimbo) [14:13] At least there's evience of him [14:13] Why hello there George [14:14] and we know where he should be [14:14] Oh jesus it's that Zionist Neo-Con tool, Archaneus [14:14] * CodeWeaver queues up the Pirates theme. [14:14] georgefromNY, did you not get your FSM hug today? [14:14] hahaha [14:14] I loved the FSM... but jeez Louise fellow atheists... ENOUGH [14:14] FSM will tentacle rape you with his noodly appendage [14:15] * dkbuck has joined #nonprophets [14:15] Eh, why bring in a new meme though. FSM works just fine. [14:15] it's just Bertie Russell's teapot thing redux [14:15] hey, if the xains can keep going back to god(s), so can we [14:15] the FSM's noodly appendage touched my noodly appendage [14:15] Please, GeorgeFromNY, don't do a francise like the "Flying Maccaroni Monster". That would be sacrilege! [14:15] We're all guilty of sloth so we have an excuse to keep FSM [14:15] gotta take that stupid drive to work. Bye all [14:15] * rudeboy has left #nonprophets [14:15] * azureflameelk has joined #nonprophets [14:15] Oog. My stream got choppy and died. [14:15] You know. only NY has true spaghetti [14:16] its fine here [14:16] Bye, rudeboy. [14:16] Is there FSm Tentacle porn? if not, I invoke rule 34 [14:16] Freethinker23, so me on the lil doll where the FSM's noodle touched your's [14:16] I have switched to an alt stream [14:16] The rest of you barbarians eat god knows what off the East coast. [14:16] Oh there's been 34 of it. [14:16] Tim, see all Jap porn [14:16] Already did [14:16] That's better, using a restream. [14:16] Haha. "All of it." [14:16] http://66.228.123.40:8000/listen.pls <- stable alt stream [14:16] its all FSM, he gets around [14:16] Haven't seen the FSM in any of them [14:16] I hope that TV refab has proper POTS lines now. [14:17] Because honestly Skype sounds SO much better [14:17] * lamagra has quit IRC (Client exited) [14:17] Well he must have been in costume so I didn't recognise him [14:17] Huzzah, Dennis [14:17] Hey all [14:17] Plenty happened, folks! [14:17] Audio dropped [14:17] lol [14:17] Are you sure that's what they said? [14:17] haha [14:17] Now if only i had an iPhone. :( [14:17] Oh almighty Poseidon... [14:17] * lamagra has joined #nonprophets [14:18] More like please please please don't reproduce lol [14:18] Maybe their words were, "Get don't on your knees before sex [14:18] fracking keyboard shortcuts [14:18] Arent those people supposed to be celebrate? [14:18] which I fully endourse [14:18] celebate? [14:18] ... and Aphrodite and Venus ... [14:18] May the boat rock and please thy waters, [14:18] wtf the spelling is [14:18] Celebate? [14:18] Yeah [14:18] Place withi [14:18] priests, not general catholics [14:18] TY i'm getting retarded now [14:18] Place within us - lol [14:18] general catholics fuck like rabbits [14:18] I always get down on my knees for a good 20 minutes before having sex with my girlfriend [14:18] * joh has joined #nonprophets [14:19] Make us come at the same time ... I mean, times ... [14:19] Yup they has as many kids as mormons [14:19] "please, o lord, may my loving appendage be fully inserted, o lord, into thyne woman's open flower" [14:19] * azureflameelk has quit IRC (azureflameelk) [14:19] Forework [14:19] Isn't that kind of like inviting god to watch? [14:19] oh, lord, please don't let this result in VD or children [14:19] "after, of course, O lord, I have significantly opened thyne woman's flower" [14:19] isn't he supposed to watch anyway? [14:19] god is a peeper [14:19] "Oh science!" [14:19] or an STD [14:19] Please, FSM, make her wear that kinky piece for once... [14:19] God: get a room you two [14:20] "We're in a room" [14:20] God: well lose some weight [14:20] God, we have one, get out [14:20] Even if god closed his eyes he'd still know what happened lol [14:20] Wow, a group of eldery virgins giving sex advice, always make me laff. [14:20] god made you have sex [14:20] about 50% of them are rapists, not virgins [14:20] At least their consistant with their inconsistancy. [14:20] ha ha [14:20] They're* [14:21] lol [14:21] hah [14:21] Mmmmh. Se-ks. (_8(P) [14:21] they'd have to pray in their sleep [14:21] Okay, theoritically virgins, I stand corrected. [14:21] if god(s) is(are) in all of us, is (s)he(them) fracking themselves? [14:21] oh no, Patrick again [14:21] "I don't know why you saw fit to deny me an orgasm, God. truly you work in mysterious ways" [14:21] Argh Patrick [14:21] * BathTub has joined #nonprophets [14:22] How long ago was that? [14:22] Long ago [14:22] last year [14:22] october, i think [14:22] let me guess, he's suing the ACA [14:22] lol I'd love to see him try [14:22] Patrick Green is my hero! [14:22] Ha ha [14:22] for idocy? [14:22] * KenHam gets popcorn [14:23] idiocity* [14:23] freethinker23 wins [14:23] The fool has said in his heart, please email me. [14:23] Still wrong, lam [14:23] hope you brought enough popcorn for everyone [14:23] oh, no, the lawsuit against Ray Comfort. nevermind [14:23] Here it is, Episode #563. [14:23] *facepalm* [14:23] Flawed logic is flawed. [14:23] Tactical facepalm! [14:23] Wow epic failure [14:23] 7/27/2008 [14:23] * lamagra 's mental spellcheck is not working [14:23] complete failure [14:23] * caligulathegod has joined #nonprophets [14:24] Idiocity, not a town I'd like to visit [14:24] * zippzappzopp has joined #nonprophets [14:24] just block his email then [14:24] hes an annoying jerk [14:24] Well then... I DEMAND Matt & Co. publish my email address RIGHT NOW! I insist! [14:24] You want me to share it George? [14:24] what was the bumber sticker? [14:24] * HaveYouFoundFSM has joined #nonprophets [14:24] It's [14:25] he should have given them a @guerillamail.com email address [14:25] Ray has plenty of money he can afford the lawyers [14:25] I did not get a reply when I sent Patrick an email. Methinks he may be exagerating about answeing them all. [14:25] Tim: Psalms 14:1 [14:25] hah [14:25] Any you guy send and email and get a reply? [14:25] is that the fool hast said in his heart one? [14:25] Tim: yeah [14:25] Oh - that was Uri Geller's mail address. Sorry. [14:25] gay [14:25] whats hsi email again? I'll send him one now [14:25] watch the video after the show. Patrick is insane [14:25] his* [14:25] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucHIPag-m40 [14:25] The lack of pirate talking on this podcast saddens me. [14:25] hes using reverse psychology in his mind [14:25] it's true [14:26] lol [14:26] Make Patrick walk the plank! [14:26] He will be laughed out of court, and this will be fire for apologists [14:26] that was one of my first episodes I listened to, great opening [14:26] Oh, that's my favorite episode [14:26] well, not insane like David Mabus, but sort of obsessive, irrational and a major chip on his shoulder. [14:26] It was the first episode I got when I subscribed to the podcast. [14:27] I love it and I love the one with Cesar arguing First-Cause and Alan arguing from lee Strobel. [14:27] I have non-prophets all the way back to 4.13 o.o [14:27] Hi, I'm a tall, white atheist, who loves dogs and donating to charities [14:27] * MikeTheInfidel has joined #nonprophets [14:27] "8" of pleasure" apparently didn't get too many positive responses [14:27] Me is 1337 [14:27] ur ttly lolin [14:27] razlith, im slowly going back and getting/listening to all the back episodes [14:28] Lolspeek not a turn on [14:28] O hai. [14:28] Main screen turn on [14:28] I think I've listened to them all over a 3-4 times and I still forget some of the topics lol [14:28] oh, okcupid [14:28] lol [14:28] I disagree, my gf loves 1337speak, and has a few easily found buttons with that [14:28] Patrick probably does that [14:29] ugh [14:29] "I like trees." [14:29] lol@freethinker [14:29] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVfVqfIN8_c funny :) [14:29] and she is the exception to the rule [14:29] ZOMBIE :D [14:29] Ask for their SS number that will get a response! [14:29] yeah [14:29] Hi, I'm a Nigerian prince [14:29] yeah she is, its good that she doesn't think im an arseholes [14:29] hole* [14:29] SWEET! [14:30] ha ha [14:30] So....atheists are more prevalent in online dating? [14:30] correlation is not causation, lol [14:30] if you say god, youre fracked [14:30] Yar, excuse me [14:30] "Yeah, I'm an atheist. Swear to God!" [14:30] To allah [14:30] lol [14:30] What if you use "pirate" or "FSM"? [14:30] wait, if you say god, you're not fracked [14:30] Yeah, what if you say "I hate atheists" [14:30] I guess that could contribute to the percentage [14:31] and if you aren't confident then you should just stay quiet [14:32] intertubez= atheist's playground [14:32] Well, you are fracked, just not in the way you want to. You probably will end up fracking yourself. [14:32] haha Dennis [14:32] * Drummond has left #nonprophets [14:32] *crickets* [14:33] e-harmony lol [14:33] * Crankymonkey has joined #nonprophets [14:33] yeah, but if you're fracking yourself, you don't need appologize to yourself afterwards, unless you said no before hand [14:33] Whenever I'm on Christian forums, there are lots of ads for "Meet Sexy Christian SIngles Online!" and the like [14:33] I'm an e-harmony reject [14:33]