Session Start: Sat Feb 14 11:25:41 2009 Session Ident: #nonprophets [11:25] * Now talking in #nonprophets [11:25] * Topic is 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information!' [11:25] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Jan 10 13:05:36 [11:25] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [11:36] * mond has joined #nonprophets [11:46] * Joy has joined #nonprophets [11:47] Hey - Is there a show today? I'm soooo confused. [11:50] yes [11:50] <-- afk [11:52] Thank you! [11:52] * Joy has quit IRC (Joy) [11:57] * Mark has joined #nonprophets [11:58] * Mark is now known as __A__ [12:00] . [12:02] eh, is the show on soone? dont have eastern time here :-) [12:04] You got about 2 hours before it starts. [12:05] ok, thanks :-) [12:10] * helo_darqness has joined #nonprophets [12:13] 3test [12:14] test failed [12:17] nobodys talking huh [12:19] Not right now [12:25] * Phoesune has joined #nonprophets [12:29] * Trybanpherto has joined #nonprophets [12:29] good day all [12:33] Hey there [12:33] hi all [12:42] hi [12:43] hi :-) [12:44] whats it been? 3 weeks? [12:44] i had salmonella last week [12:47] * microbiologychick has joined #nonprophets [12:57] * Guest89793 has joined #nonprophets [12:59] * illuminator has joined #nonprophets [12:59] :-) [12:59] hi [13:00] * ElGuapoTaco has joined #nonprophets [13:03] * CreamedRice has joined #nonprophets [13:09] * CreamedRice has quit IRC (CreamedRice) [13:10] * bluegrass has joined #nonprophets [13:10] howdy [13:11] * CreamedRice has joined #nonprophets [13:12] * Guest89793 is now known as xKronosx [13:16] * Phoesune has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.6/2009011912]) [13:17] * Phoesune has joined #nonprophets [13:17] Test [13:17] i know its too early [13:17] but would the login screen go away when its time [13:17] i tried the stream as a test [13:17] uh [13:17] I don't have it open yet [13:17] okay [13:18] shoutcast server is up, no stream yet [13:18] * EverythingElseAtheist has joined #nonprophets [13:18] stream is up! [13:18] is it? [13:18] * CreamedRice has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [13:18] yes [13:18] it asks for a login [13:18] * Moohammad has joined #nonprophets [13:19] where are you doing it [13:19] http://nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000/ [13:19] throw that link in mplayer/vlc/winamp/foobar2k [13:19] its dead air tho right [13:19] yeah [13:19] was [13:20] theeeeere we go [13:20] i hear music! [13:20] yes [13:20] queen! [13:20] that is how i recieve it too. [13:20] you arent special [13:20] do you see color? [13:20] yes [13:20] t? [13:20] sorry...mitch hedberg joke [13:21] * FireDragons has joined #nonprophets [13:21] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg if you need another source [13:22] Is it up already? [13:22] yeah [13:22] Early isn't it? [13:22] yes [13:23] Oh, is it just music so far? [13:23] yes [13:23] yeah [13:23] queen [13:23] I hear Matt in the far background ;p [13:23] shocking numbers? [13:23] Yeah, I heard a bit of Somebody to Love before it got cut off [13:24] im getting a snackiepoo [13:24] * EverythingElseAtheist_ has joined #nonprophets [13:25] * EverythingElseAtheist has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [13:26] * EverythingElseAtheist has joined #nonprophets [13:26] * Silverstrad has joined #nonprophets [13:27] wow, have sound [13:28] or mayby just voices in my head :-) [13:29] Matt talks to us all in our heads... [13:29] He tells me to burn things [13:29] hehe [13:30] many nice churces here in norway to burn :-) [13:30] * EverythingElseAtheist_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [13:31] I prefer to burn Jesus wafers. It has so much more symbolic potential and doesn't come with arson charges [13:32] lol :-) [13:32] Eh, i'd feel bad burning food. [13:33] * Liei has joined #nonprophets [13:33] * rudeboy has joined #nonprophets [13:33] I don't if it's for science. Just like when we burned the cheetos in chemistry [13:33] We can find out how many calories Jesus has [13:33] jseucalories? a new unit of measurement? [13:33] lol [13:34] Why stop at 17? [13:34] What significance does that number have? [13:34] lol [13:35] so you guys think valentine's day has become completely secular by now? [13:35] it will when we discuss the heart like in an anatomy course [13:36] * ShadowOfDoubt has joined #nonprophets [13:36] That might actually be useful. [13:36] yep [13:36] This is your heart. This is your heart on deep-fried twinkies. ("eeeeeeew") [13:37] yummy [13:37] ew. [13:37] i'm preferential to the spleen, actually. [13:37] exspleen please [13:38] I think Matt's trying to convey a satanic message with these music clips. [13:38] heh. I'm streaming Freethough right now, time to switch over I guess [13:38] Nah, nothing's happening yet. [13:38] My spleen just doesn't matter. Don't really care about my bladder. But I love, I really love, my pancreas. [13:38] Freethought is weird. One or two really good shows and a lot of ... well, dross [13:39] I like Dan Barker. [13:39] I like Dan Barker's pancreas. [13:39] lol [13:39] He and his pancreas thank you I imagine [13:39] I find it a little too rich for my taste. [13:40] * stephen has joined #nonprophets [13:40] Heh, I have to "lurk" here for a time and drive my roommate to the car rental. Someone rearended his VDub yesterday [13:40] it taste a little like preacher-gone-bad. [13:41] Fallen Preachers Gone WIld! -- a new video series [13:41] better copywrite while I can [13:41] call it Suck My Jesus [13:42] heh! [13:42] so that's what the kids are calling it now... [13:42] "YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THEY CONFESSED TO!" [13:42] "Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!!" [13:42] lol [13:43] Perverted Pedophile Priest Poking thier Pricks into Prepubescent boys while Pretending to be Pious [13:43] * Criggster has joined #nonprophets [13:43] boy, talk about alliteration [13:43] you know the difference btwn a preist and acne [13:43] uh, /// [13:43] no [13:43] <__A__> the both spew crap [13:43] hah! [13:43] acnce doesnt come on your face till youre 13 [13:43] I wanna see a church commercial that uses the "used car sales" approach [13:44] lol [13:44] Yeah, like Cal Worthington? [13:45] I want to make a super irish band called Me3 [13:45] Ok...love songs until the show starts [13:45] "We've got so much salvation, we're practically GIVING IT away!!" [13:45] lol [13:45] they really really really really NEED to play Theologians by Wilco [13:45] is this Matt's Valentine tune for us? [13:45] hm [13:45] * SoulCandy has joined #nonprophets [13:46] "theologians dont know nothing about my soul" is the first line [13:46] how romantic, the song where he's only in love on one day out of the week... [13:46] ah, he's playing valentine music [13:46] the cure [13:46] I just tuned in, is it just beginning?! [13:46] not yet [13:46] you missed the point EEA [13:46] lol [13:46] about 16 minues away [13:46] Ah, okay [13:47] In real time no matter the time zone you may be in [13:47] its that he falls in love and gets his heartbroken in a week [13:47] quite probably, i just point out everything else. [13:47] what a mixed up sentence that was [13:47] its a pretty sad song [13:47] hey, did anyone else hear how the republican governor of Utah just came out in favor of civil unions? [13:48] no [13:48] whats the punchline? [13:48] is it on Huffington post [13:48] i dunno [13:48] Posthumously? [13:48] HAHA that one was good [13:48] http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/ [13:48] what [13:48] he can't run again, so he's doing it for the lulz [13:48] Tell Russell to play "It's a Muggs Game" [13:48] the punchline [13:48] did you guys hear jesus came back? [13:48] they think he's setting himself up for the presidency [13:48] its on huffington post [13:48] gov of utah? [13:48] ba dum dum [13:48] no way [13:49] can we hear: Faithless - God is a DJ ? [13:49] Jesus came backward? ouch [13:49] * Canadian_hoser has joined #nonprophets [13:49] * ArrantPrac has joined #nonprophets [13:49] HOSER! [13:49] So atheist don't get to hear music? ^^ [13:49] eh [13:49] * bob has joined #nonprophets [13:49] play Mary by Lou Barlow: "immaculate conception, yeah right. crazy mary, good that you lied" [13:49] how's the mighty province of Alberta today? [13:49] * bob is now known as Guest55629 [13:49] cold [13:49] heh! [13:49] ill link you [13:49] it's cold here too, relatively [13:50] its online for free [13:50] for LA that is [13:50] aboot time for spring [13:50] These notes.. they're arranged in the perfect way. The harmonies match up just like so. Clearly there was a designer. :-P [13:50] What part of Alberta are you in? [13:50] It's practically springtime in Raleigh, NC [13:50] Edmonton [13:50] Ah, that's why it's so cold [13:50] http://loobiecore.com/mary.html [13:50] It's actually fairly nice down here in Calgary [13:50] Russell has put on the hardcore alternative [13:51] it's gorgeous here in Lexington, Kentucky [13:51] rabble rabble rabble [13:51] well... it's grey and not torrential downfall or apocalyptic weather, anyway. [13:51] We had snow here today in germany [13:51] I'm in California, 10 minutes from the beach [13:51] perfect [13:51] I'm about an hour from the ocean [13:51] nice [13:51] Its actually nice outside (I live in So Cal) [13:51] but only 40 minutes from the desert [13:51] 12 hours for me [13:51] I'm... pretty well landlocked. [13:52] Oklahoma ftw lol [13:52] I might have to leave the house today. [13:52] horses for miles [13:52] and then you hit Illinois... corn! [13:52] all that horse shit must be piling up then [13:52] oh no don't leave [13:52] * SoulCandy is now known as RonnieL [13:52] <__A__> its muggy here in New Orleans, rainy [13:53] yeah rudeboy, there are a lot of theists here - the horseshit just keeps getting denser. [13:53] LA is experiencing its version of winter -- clear to partly cloudy and cool [13:53] Keep it coooooming love!@ [13:53] * Non-Prophets sets mode: +o microbiologychick [13:53] love it [13:53] wow someone got a promotion [13:53] Congrats MBC [13:54] The benefits of regularly having sex with me [13:54] I just had a good friend get fired from his job yesterday -- par for this economic course [13:54] * Kazim has joined #nonprophets [13:54] As if that wasn't benefit enough [13:54] hmmm [13:54] hey hey [13:54] * Non-Prophets sets mode: +o Kazim [13:54] Hey Russell. [13:54] with great power comes great responsibility [13:54] HAH [13:54] And Kazim gets op'd because that's Russell :) [13:54] what does that say about Russell har har har [13:54] Long time no hear, Russell. [13:54] hello from England! [13:54] sure you trust me? [13:55] with great power comes great responsibility [13:55] With nearly anything [13:55] who else is here from outside the US? [13:55] me, from norway [13:55] I feel special. [13:55] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg if you need another source [13:56] any other Kentuckians? Am I the only atheist in this state? D: [13:56] works fine here [13:56] * Helvete has joined #nonprophets [13:56] what's with Kc and the Sunshine band??? [13:57] who doesn't love kc? [13:57] eh [13:57] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [13:57] NJ! [13:57] I did a winamp search of my playlist on that laptop for "love" - since it's Valentine's Day. You're just hearing whatever is there, with "love" in the title [13:57] Disco sucks [13:57] Ruuuuuuuuuudeboy! [13:57] Should have played "What is Love?" [13:57] Heh, yeah. [13:57] where's the Elvis [13:57] lol yeah [13:57] agreed Canadian_hoser [13:57] play i want to hold your hand [13:57] "love me tender" [13:58] Love my tender, love my locomotive, love my caboose [13:58] "Log into You": The nerd love song [13:58] YES LOVE ME TENDER [13:58] wicked game [13:58] I'll take Haddaway [13:58] Log me tender .... ouch [13:58] how can i be sure you're not pretender? [13:58] because you're not the Foo Fighters? [13:58] <__A__> "love stinks" [13:58] * Qwerty has joined #nonprophets [13:58] Next he'll give us hell with an ABBA cut [13:58] I was pretendered, I used steaksauce [13:59] ouch, must have a cut there too [13:59] violated? but I put a dime in the meter [13:59] har har [13:59] 50s vaudeville jokes [13:59] I'm with you [13:59] it'd be a wuarter today [14:00] quarter [14:00] This just in! Ted Haggard is completely heterosexual! [14:00] my finger can't reach the "q" key for some reason [14:00] Denis is running late...therefore, the show will be starting late (yes, I know we're already an entire week late) [14:00] hi there, how long till the show starts ? [14:00] yeah, the old crystal methodist? [14:00] Show will start "in a bit" [14:01] in a bit of you know what [14:01] "soon" [14:01] Gotta love those technical terms [14:01] testically speaking, yeah [14:01] The show keeps getting delayed. I must have forgot to repent for my sins. [14:01] the proper term is they will start "when theyre fucking ready" [14:01] Non Prophets -- More Balls than You! [14:01] new slogan -- it's free [14:02] I can't possibly understand something as complicated as "we'll start in a bit." It's far too complex. God must've done it. [14:02] Denis isn't late, he's just jamming to the tunes. [14:02] Don't make excuses. [14:02] * FalseImago has joined #nonprophets [14:02] is that a true bit? 8 bits? [14:02] <__A__> byte ? [14:02] Come on Denis, scratch some of these tunes [14:02] <__A__> word ? [14:02] I aleready ate [14:02] DJ Denis [14:02] * kidigus has joined #nonprophets [14:02] He's air-guitaring as we speak. [14:02] has a nice ring to it [14:03] * Ruckus has joined #nonprophets [14:03] I was air farting earlier [14:03] just in from ken ham, you can lead an atheist to knowledge but you can't make him think [14:03] hey, anyone have some suggestions for tasty cheap food that doesn't require a stove? Mine is being replaced and not usable till tomorrow. [14:03] gassed myself out of the room [14:03] afternoon, all. [14:03] had to open a window [14:03] Actually, all the music played before the show is original. [14:03] Non Prophets is also a band. [14:03] lit a match [14:03] hot pockets [14:03] noodles in a cup [14:03] EEA. Drop in on a friend at meal timee. [14:03] And I wrote this one in '95 after a really bad breakup [14:03] manna from heaven [14:04] :p [14:04] :D [14:04] I can't drop in on friends on Valentine's night. [14:04] And Bowie stole the next one [14:04] matt what branch were you in again? navy? [14:04] Bowie Bowtie? [14:04] i might just go with the cup o noodles. [14:04] Navy [14:04] why not? They'd all be preoccupied, just help yourself to the fridge [14:04] im this close || to joining the army [14:04] That's damn close. [14:04] there are some issue (medical) i have to clear up [14:04] 3 pixels? [14:05] and i have to do the asvabs [14:05] thats kinda important [14:05] yea! Bowie! [14:05] Just one [14:05] hm. sky is getting really cloudy now... rain maybe? [14:05] <3 Bowie [14:05] chocolate rain? [14:05] *shudder* [14:06] naw, the usual dihydrogen Oxide type of rain [14:06] Play the most depressing song next. Throw off the Valentine's crowd. [14:06] That would be awesome if it rained chocolate though it would make such a huge mess ;p [14:06] play a dirty song [14:06] whats dihydrogen oxide....do you mean dihydrogen monoxide [14:06] name of this song? [14:06] It's raining Rick Astleys [14:06] play something by Siousxie Sioux [14:06] *moving away from the mic* [14:06] HAH [14:06] Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs? [14:06] and lingenberries [14:07] oh that's an awesome book, Helvete [14:07] hoser will get that one [14:07] I remember Cloudy with a chance of meatballs when I was a kid ;p [14:07] <__A__> meatball calzone [14:07] I'm typing in the Calzone [14:07] I actually thought it could happen. [14:07] amelia badelia [14:07] stupid fucking maid [14:07] Have Denis dig up -- he won't have it -- Chaotic Dischord [14:07] church on time [14:07] * On1onKn1ght has joined #nonprophets [14:07] "Fuck Religion, FUck Politics, Fuck the lot of ya!" [14:08] great song [14:08] Ok, movie quote trivia time: "He'll put a heck on me!" "Hex, Stretch, Hex." "Ooo, two of them, that's even worse!" [14:08] i will be so so so so so so so so so so so so so happy if they played Theologians by Wilco [14:08] ooooh [14:08] nothing but five minutes of expletives [14:08] pure puck angst at its most raw [14:08] I should know this D: [14:08] i want to hold your hand [14:08] beatles duh [14:09] Rock and Rule [14:09] Gizmo! Nice job :) [14:09] Not really [14:09] damn [14:09] Google is my friend [14:09] your googeling skills are faster than mine gizmo [14:09] Hax [14:09] lol [14:09] Wait until God hears about your cheating. [14:09] You are so going to hell. [14:09] http://www3.telus.net/jcannon/rocknrule/Rock_and_Rule.txt [14:09] he rolled a natural 20 on Googling [14:09] ah [14:09] * jer has joined #nonprophets [14:09] Yeah, and I failed my save [14:10] It's super effective? [14:10] lol I'm not sure what I'm even saying anymore XD [14:10] movie line: "I'm not gonna debate, Jerry; I'm not gonna sit here and debate." [14:10] See I work in IT. As much as people think that we are magicians, we aren't. A lot of the stuff that I find to fix computers I go to Google for. [14:10] you know how MC Escher broke his thumb? [14:10] with an MC Hammer [14:10] i made that up yesterday [14:10] Hur. That reminds me of pokemon. [14:10] Its almost for sure that someone has run into a problem before, and I don't believe in reinventing the wheel if I don't have to. [14:10] hah! [14:10] *One hit dead* "It's not very effective." [14:10] that's funny Hel, that's where I got it from :-P [14:10] Yes it is :< [14:11] Wow Strong Attack! [14:11] mic check [14:11] I wish I rolled a few natural 20s on Wed. My D&D game I wasn't doing all that well on rolling unfortunately. [14:11] sounds good [14:11] Works for me. [14:11] <__A__> hello [14:11] lol [14:11] I hear voices :D [14:11] a little soft [14:11] asshat, asshat, one two three [14:11] whee! [14:11] A little quiet, but not too bad. [14:12] My wife rolled a natural 20 the other day, and rolled for max damage. It was impressive [14:12] sounds good [14:12] that's better [14:12] 11 minutes late, we are going to dock you for that [14:12] hehe, russell is keeping it in his lap [14:12] Sounds fine to me, though I have my speakers cranked up [14:12] get closer or raise the volume slightly [14:12] We can hear you [14:12] movie line: "I'm not gonna debate, Jerry; I'm not gonna sit here and debate." Anyone? [14:12] <__A__> yo [14:12] sounds good [14:12] you are in the ballpark [14:12] moar ray [14:12] * AZAtheist has joined #nonprophets [14:12] lol playing wow? [14:12] WoW nerd., hehe [14:12] hillsbrad eh? [14:12] Testing testing [14:12] testes testes [14:12] What realm do you play on? [14:12] lightning's blade [14:12] Fargo [14:12] * astro has joined #nonprophets [14:13] Baelgun [14:13] GI: ding ding [14:13] <--Baelgun [14:13] This is your 9'o'clock alarm call [14:13] where the men are women, the women are strong, and the children are all night elves [14:13] It's 9 PM here [14:13] and the sheep are nervous... [14:13] Is it always like that? [14:13] Do you mean Christians? [14:13] OR literal sheep? [14:13] 21:13 here ;) [14:13] Also Baelgun [14:13] 3:14pm here [14:14] finally, "Storm" by Tim Minchin is back on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujUQn0HhGEk :) [14:14] 13:13 here [14:14] well, they are setting up for the start of the show [14:14] yeah [14:14] I haven't played WoW in a couple of months [14:14] greast vid, qwerty [14:14] world of whackoff craft? [14:14] hello? [14:14] Are you guys alliance or horde? [14:14] and yeah, Tom Minchin rules [14:14] hello [14:14] warcrack :') [14:14] Nekkid night elves [14:14] im so out of the loop. whenever i see WoW i think of opie & anthony [14:14] not world of warcraft [14:14] nekked trolls? [14:15] i can't hear anything [14:15] eh, hearing nothing? is the sound dead? [14:15] it puts the potions on its skin, or else it gets the hose again [14:15] alliance [14:15] nope stream is live just no sound yet [14:15] The entire show is being broadcasted in braile today. [14:15] I played WoW for a while and found it a little dull. [14:15] So, no. [14:15] gnomes > all [14:15] kdes > all? [14:15] Starting [14:15] "coming to you live via telegraph. Stop" [14:15] here we go [14:15] Huzzah! [14:15] w00t [14:15] movie line: "Come on, Jake, forget it. It's Chinatown" [14:15] too easy [14:15] Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom! [14:16] from religion! [14:16] Foundation? [14:16] lol [14:16] good thing i have learnt braile, but long time since i workt with it :-) [14:16] oh, did I give it away? [14:16] anyone else not hearing sound? [14:16] It's going to be morse code [14:16] me [14:16] I can't hear anything [14:16] No sound yet [14:16] I'm not. [14:16] Now I can [14:16] just standard static [14:16] yup [14:16] Yay [14:16] queen [14:16] and we are up [14:16] sound! [14:16] movie line: "we was watching" [14:16] :-DD [14:17] oh sound, halleju ops :-p [14:17] I prayed the show would begin, and it did, eventually. [14:17] Therefore, God exists. [14:17] hehe [14:17] <__A__> its a miracle [14:17] you logic is flawless [14:17] *your [14:17] i prayed it wouldnt [14:17] I preyed before the show and got lucky -- 3 eggs bacon... [14:17] your flawless is logic [14:17] Leave the fallacies to the Creationists and Denis [14:17] Well, I'm convinced [14:17] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg if you need another source [14:18] hey Dennis, Matt, Russel, Schilling [14:18] My favorite proof for God: "The majority of the world are not christians. This is just what Satan intended. Therefore, God exists." [14:18] Fallacy from depression? [14:18] HAH [14:18] ROFL [14:18] Intro should have been rejected valentine. [14:18] AE proof that god exists, "Just look at the trees" [14:19] wretched chatroom -- with me in it? [14:19] <__A__> bizzaro world [14:19] wretched [14:19] Heheh, wretched us. [14:19] wretched? [14:19] So if nobody's a Christian, that only strengthenes its. [14:19] lol [14:19] LOL [14:19] this is my fav intro ever! [14:19] I retched here too [14:19] I think he's capturing the true meaning of V'Day. [14:19] How do I look into sound? [14:19] haha [14:19] * The_Defenestrator has joined #nonprophets [14:19] happy VD day [14:19] YES! Marvin! [14:19] the gift that keeps on giving [14:19] *raises hand* [14:20] i logged in to a marvin refernce [14:20] Im single and im not depressed. [14:20] delightful [14:20] Its a damn nice day outside ;p [14:20] GI: connection? [14:20] but damn if depression ins't funny [14:20] I'm single and hungry [14:20] * kyokuma_jr has joined #nonprophets [14:20] God's will [14:20] but I don't want any friggin cards or flowers [14:20] yay! made it [14:20] tequila, now, yeah! [14:20] beer or wine will do in a pinch [14:21] k_jr...listen to the intro [14:21] it was funny [14:21] I can fit all my happiness in a matchbox....without removing the matches first. [14:21] k thanks [14:21] tequila, the nectar of the gods [14:21] <__A__> mmm... Heineken [14:21] Matt sounds tired. Anyone agree? [14:21] cards and flowers are lame. Just a waste of money. Silly capitalism. [14:21] I agree. [14:21] why do the staff sound so dead? [14:21] ten high sour mash. [14:21] matt sounds as if he's on a hangover [14:21] I have a sixer of Tecate cold and ready [14:21] God's using life-leech on them. [14:21] * Criggster has quit IRC (Broken pipe) [14:21] Minus 100 mana. [14:21] is it 3 PM in Austin, this freaking site tells me it's 2 PM ? http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/city.html?n=24 [14:21] Gawd's Life Leech pat. pending [14:21] a fucking minus 50 DKP [14:21] Tracie rox! [14:22] Stamina-leech [14:22] we had cake [14:22] :( [14:22] I got my Baptist friend a monkey for Darwin Day. [14:22] lol [14:22] <__A__> I donated to skittlesblog on darwin day [14:22] Yes, it's 2:22pm in Austin. They're on Central Time. [14:22] sexism!! [14:22] * Hammurabi has joined #nonprophets [14:22] and ALSO for atheist stalkers [14:22] thanks, NeutronJack [14:22] I educated people about natural selection. [14:23] * Blahface has joined #nonprophets [14:23] I did too. [14:23] lol [14:23] By demonstrating it. [14:23] lol [14:23] With my foot. [14:23] Hah! [14:23] Large metal objects work better for demonstrations of that kind. [14:24] lol [14:24] Androsphynx and gynosphynx. [14:25] I'm a cartoonist :D [14:25] androjohncleese? [14:25] aww. [14:25] lol [14:25] ñ_n crafty [14:25] HAH [14:25] Is that the new 'crafty' accent? [14:25] stichin bitches [14:25] Lewl [14:25] bitchin' stitches? [14:25] Stygian withes [14:25] That'd be bitchin' stitchers. [14:25] I have stitched my socks but .. [14:26] a stitch in time saves cold toes? [14:26] witches... darnit [14:26] we got aboot 1/3 chicks in our group [14:26] availability may vary by region. Ask your doctor before using "atheist meetup groups" [14:26] a ditch in time saves asphault? [14:27] thats for sure, my group at the moment has no single women [14:27] if you disbelieve it, they will come [14:28] umh m [14:28] I tried starting an atheist club in my public high school, but I'm doing too many extra-curricular activites to keep it up. [14:28] stop discussing so many women coming, it makes things uncomfortable. Like, OMFG it's so weird that you're here, don't you feel weird? We're sooooo glad you're here! [14:28] we had lots of girls show up at our godless gunnery event [14:28] I like discussing women coming, but that's just me [14:28] atheists with guns [14:28] * mihirgk has joined #nonprophets [14:28] thye say weird things ALL the time [14:28] Do tell! [14:28] it makes me feel anxious, i just want to be treated as a person or atheist, not a woman. [14:29] not an oddity [14:29] What the hell was that sound [14:29] Hah! [14:29] Prey on the unemployed? [14:29] Society tells me that you're to be objectified and ogled, not treated with any decency, EEA [14:29] in california -- that's a sport [14:29] And into the church [14:29] I wanna job that pays to work one day a week (sunday) [14:29] prey on the unemp[loyed [14:30] pray on the unemployed? [14:30] mond---work at a supermarket then [14:30] no prey [14:30] osprey [14:30] Holy Bum! [14:30] I know, terrible pun XD [14:30] whatever [14:30] * wookie76 has joined #nonprophets [14:30] that sounds like a scam! [14:30] <__A__> plant a monetary seed. lol [14:30] yeah just grow a money tree [14:30] the church, a total parasite on the bum of humanity [14:30] Who needs food when we have Jebus? [14:30] Jesus is food - crackers and wine. [14:31] ! [14:31] what does that translate into [14:31] ouch. [14:31] I vote FSM, if we starve we can atleast eat it [14:31] Jebus loves the little children... really loves them .... sick bastard [14:31] Wearing funny hats and telling fairy stories [14:31] I agree. FSM communion is much better than Catholic communion [14:31] harder than it sounds [14:31] ...especially around little kids [14:31] * astro has quit IRC (astro) [14:31] .. [14:31] Lewl [14:31] Proof that Peter Pan exists: The fairydust! [14:32] Freud is smiling. [14:32] Rastro left the room. George Jetsopn must've valled him [14:32] never worked a day in their life? You try being stupid and arrogant at the same time! [14:32] LOL rudeboy [14:32] Awesome quote: "This pope is a pussy. Until he reinstates wife beating, Sunday worker stoning and human sacrifices (all of them promoted by the bible), I'm not going back to church. This pope does not respect the Holy Scriptures. At least they are reinstating pedophilia." [14:32] I wake up and there I am [14:32] <__A__> job security is what I call it [14:32] a fine philosophy [14:32] Jebus is lost? [14:33] jesus is behind the couch [14:33] red and white stripes [14:33] We can find him. Ask Monty Python to blow up a few bushes. [14:33] * rudeboy is AFK for a little while [14:33] with a cane [14:33] YES [14:33] always the last place you look. [14:33] oh man I called that [14:33] wha'? [14:33] waldo [14:33] the sun? [14:33] Like BIBLES? [14:33] Ra? [14:34] i thought they already charged some guy for the fire [14:34] catch the fire ministries? ouch ouch ouch ouch [14:34] Vulcan? [14:34] Hudda Hudda Huu [14:34] they will say they caught what they were looking for. [14:34] Vulcan Alberta [14:34] don't worry, I'm sure this latest christian fad will go up in smoke. Har har. [14:34] they should try snake handling. [14:34] gawd's punishment for my farting? an oversized cork? [14:34] I love going to Vulcan [14:35] Nice little town [14:35] incendiary abortion laws? [14:35] what an image [14:35] <__A__> I drunk driver drove into a church in my neighborhood.. I laughed, guess they did not pray hard enough [14:35] fetus friction [14:35] <__A__> *A not I [14:35] right... so God is against abortions cause children* are dying... So he starts huge fires where more ppl are gona die... [14:35] spontaneous fetus combustion? [14:35] IT'S ONLY A THEORY. [14:35] Make love not fire! [14:35] umhm [14:35] haha [14:36] 11 billion by 2050! [14:36] a train of logic? no a dream of something like an LSD trip [14:36] did he also dream of golden plates? [14:36] only in a b movie ... [14:36] LDS... LSD... connection? [14:36] I've never dreampt of fire. Now we know what shilling is afraid of. [14:36] * Cafeeine has joined #nonprophets [14:36] revenge.... [14:36] oh no... the damn ads again... [14:36] You have, you just don't remember it. [14:37] dun dun dunnnn [14:37] <__A__> revenge is best served hot and spicy [14:37] anti atheist bus campaign? [14:37] Let's put atheist signs on the side of trains, so it's more like a subliminal message. [14:37] yup/// [14:37] we have one in Toronto [14:37] lol [14:37] There probably is a god so go ahead and be miserable! [14:37] doesn't sound like fun [14:37] the xtian party -- of course [14:37] Close enough [14:38] proof? [14:38] that sounds so lame. [14:38] Slavery is fun! [14:38] yeah, but god's a douche. [14:38] lame is too polite a word [14:38] gawd is a douche [14:38] I would think that God has better literary prowess. [14:38] * rudeboy copywrites that as a bumper sticker [14:38] Schilling is right - you get this crap all the time in FCAs [14:38] God is not a douche. [14:38] God has not blessed them with creativity. [14:38] * Criggster has joined #nonprophets [14:38] did you read his book? [14:38] Ive seen douche used. God cannot compare [14:38] You're right. Douches have a purpose [14:38] <__A__> christian porn [14:39] "Jesus - Just Praise Him" [14:39] gawd is a poorly functioning douche? [14:39] touché [14:39] "Spirit - Obey Your Thirst" [14:39] lets sue them over it [14:39] douches are unhealthy. [14:39] wij van wc eend raden wc eend aan [14:39] They need to prove their claim or it will false advertising. [14:39] he called me a fool, im upset [14:39] Heck, even shit is useful [14:39] Is the next response going to be: "Whosoever shall say 'Thou fool' shall be in danger of hell fire" - Matthew 5:22 [14:39] ? [14:39] gawd is false advertising ... I like that [14:39] if they're so certain that there DEFINITELY is a God, I'm sure they'll shortly be forthcoming with the evidence, right? [14:39] Hahaha, how can you prove that something is probable? [14:39] <__A__> "Mary does Bethlahem 2" [14:39] then show PROOF [14:39] the fool does say in his heart there is no God....but the wise man says it out loud :D [14:39] LOL [14:40] HAW! [14:40] maybe less Russell [14:40] the fool does say in his heart there is no God....but the wise man uses his brain [14:40] captain querk? [14:40] Kirk said that? :( [14:40] naw, he's just selling cheap hotel rooms now [14:40] Its in the new movie, probably :P [14:40] Captain Kirk has more athority with me than God [14:40] God: So impotent that he needs a bus advertisement to attempt to prove his existence [14:40] way to pressure him into having to say it tomorrow [14:40] authority* [14:41] Crucifiction: Now on syndication? [14:41] DO A BARREL ROLL. [14:41] * joachim has left #nonprophets [14:41] wow [14:41] my nearest neighbor is 3 miles away. [14:41] Yeah, he's the messiah of Atheism. [14:41] Get it right. [14:41] Even the University of KENTUCKY has a secular/ freethinking / atheist group [14:43] * Guest55629 has quit IRC (Guest55629) [14:44] or you own a Lear jet [14:44] or a stunt plane [14:44] Viva la Evolucion ! :) [14:44] if I lived near there, I totally would :-( [14:45] Dawkins is the Son [14:45] everyone be jealous. . . I have 4 tickets for Dawkins in Omaha. [14:45] I'll be handing out some of Mr. Graham's crackers. [14:45] <__A__> Hitchens is the ghost [14:45] jealous! [14:45] Hitchens is the talking bush. [14:46] if hitchens keeps drinking as he does, he will be the ghost soon [14:46] Alcohol makes you invincible [14:46] Science... not for everyone! [14:46] the booze is the only thing keeping him alive. [14:46] I had a beer with PZ Meyers [14:46] <__A__> maybe he will be preserved [14:46] lucky :-O [14:47] nuh uh. [14:47] and one with Dan Barker [14:47] PZ and Chuck Day [14:47] no way. [14:47] * Gleemax has joined #nonprophets [14:47] LOL [14:47] damn... Ray again... [14:47] Let's just call him Ray Discomfort [14:47] Happy Monkey! [14:47] AH!!!! How much did I miss? [14:47] presents on Darwin day! [14:47] yes we swap genes [14:47] Godgiven right... [14:47] in celebration [14:47] <__A__> Creationfiction [14:48] woo [14:48] amen! [14:48] it's a war on atheist christmas! [14:48] WOW [14:48] that's a great title XD [14:48] knowledge not evidence [14:48] oo, clever. [14:48] Croikey [14:48] I subscribe to Ray's email list [14:48] comfort??? evidence?? sound bananas to me. [14:48] Ram Comfort is the Crock Hunter reincarnated [14:48] WTF!? [14:49] <__A__> Damn his Banana, it haunts me [14:49] Steve wasn't a complete tool. [14:49] I actually think he is dumb... [14:49] lewkit this aye-theeust. In'nt she a bew-tee! [14:49] I think he's that dumb, and ignores anything that disagrees. [14:49] or completely ignores everything [14:50] EverythingElseAtheist beat me to it [14:50] The banana video is still on the Way of the Master site [14:50] OH LAWD don't make a deal with Matt, Ray! He's the Satan! [14:50] He has to keep buying a fresh banana with the debate money. [14:50] Because God forgot to make them not become rotten. [14:50] no [14:50] <__A__> the best part of Ray ran down the crack of his mom's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress [14:50] but his blog site is better than talkorigins. since most of the readers debunk each argument of his over & over dozen of times [14:50] Bananas have points! [14:50] I don't think he's ever spent 60 seconds in the shoes of someone else [14:51] & very specifically [14:51] i'm craving banana pudding now. [14:51] D: [14:51] that's kind of gross [14:51] With vanilla wafers? [14:51] with chocolate sauce [14:51] Yes! Let's save evolution by eating all the "evidence" against it! [14:51] yeah! [14:51] X-P [14:51] SIB [14:51] with vanilla wafers and nutella [14:51] Ha! everyone eating bananas is in on this conspiracy!!! [14:51] Nutella? Get out of my face, communist. [14:52] nutella... *droll [14:52] no wonder scientists tell us to eat bananas since they cantain "good stuff" for your brain! [14:52] and they don't? [14:52] and by scientists, we mean PHDs in kinesiology [14:52] the problem is that people who buy these straw man arguments, which is why we keep seeing them [14:52] and Sports Medicine [14:52] sports medicine, lol. [14:53] or english professors. [14:53] You mean steroids? [14:53] hmmm [14:53] steroids are getting something for nothing [14:53] ...COINCIDENCE? [14:53] You sacrifice your health. [14:53] well, yeah [14:53] they cost money [14:53] You have to use a needle. [14:53] I'm trying to channel my inner-creationist here [14:54] bugger off with your evidence and refuting points [14:54] <__A__> Im all for steroid sports, jocks hopped up on HGH, now thats entertainment [14:54] lol the vid [14:54] LINK [14:54] I don't need steroids. [14:54] I eat spinach. [14:54] you watch Daniel Tosh, A? [14:54] <__A__> no [14:54] gawd [14:54] you've got a similar position [14:55] didn't PZ link this? [14:55] http://raycomfortfood.blogspot.com/2009/02/if-you-are-atheist-please-watch-this.html [14:55] Did he? [14:55] I didn't see it [14:55] or something like it [14:55] <__A__> will look into him [14:55] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qd1LPRJLnI [14:55] Direct link to the movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qd1LPRJLnI [14:55] I win [14:55] ;p [14:55] thanks, russ. [14:55] thank you [14:55] ty Russell [14:55] anyone else's audio a little behind chat? [14:55] so you'd bore him to death, Matt [14:56] yeah [14:56] The audio is always behind the chat [14:56] Depends on how much your client buffers. [14:56] not reall, EEA [14:56] really [14:56] okay, just making sure it wasn't just me) [14:56] his blog is Atheist Central [14:56] how did I miss this [14:57] you didn't know about it? [14:57] D: [14:57] I feel ignorant [14:57] Somebody said it as a joke... [14:57] lol indeed [14:57] debate in a moot court! [14:57] There are so many atheists there, that someone said [14:57] that's a bit of a lame argument. [14:58] "You should just rename this to atheist central" [14:58] so he did. [14:58] haha! [14:58] HAHA! [14:58] <__A__> lol [14:58] oh that's brilliant [14:58] wow [14:58] wait what was it called before? [14:58] Well, if nothing else it shows Ray has a sense of humor [14:58] ray comfort, why are you such a good antagonist [14:58] based on the base URL, I assume it was "Ray Comfort Food" originally [14:58] agreeing with shilling. [14:59] that first name makes my soul hurt [14:59] that name is lame [14:59] baaaad pun [14:59] baaad [14:59] I like it [14:59] I love puns, so I liked it, but it is still a terrible pun XD [15:00] I like the name, comfort food, yum yum. maybe just because i am craving food, and I can't eat anything. [15:00] I love Bullshit! but he super-stacks the show [15:00] and it is hilarious [15:00] Don't kill me. My sky-fairy friend will smite you. [15:01] I had a a theist person ask me the same thing about the show [15:01] right [15:01] too true. [15:01] it's a vicious cycle [15:01] Why don't they just pray that God shows up to cover for himself? [15:01] like "All the callers are lame! & stupid!" - "Try calling next time" "*silence*" [15:02] I'm trying to get my christian roommate to call in [15:02] dont! [15:02] call in to AE? [15:02] yeah, call into AE [15:02] if he/she gets laughed at, you'll still have to put up with him after they get made fun off worldwide [15:02] offer him some terrible Christian Rock as payment for calling in [15:02] they really need the callers. [15:02] I hear Xians love terrible Biblical Rock [15:03] * CodeWeaver has joined #nonprophets [15:03] but Russell and Don are on, they are both the most mild-mannered hosts ever. [15:03] Oh fiddlesticks, I"m an hour late. [15:03] I had a big discussion with a friend of mine who is a Jehova's Witness and is pretty reasonable on most things but when I try to argue that the blood transfusion thing is lame and dumb idea, she pulls the faith card. :/ [15:03] better late than never! [15:03] if you're late then might as well stay and listen to the rest of the show. [15:03] yeah Schilling! [15:03] I'll try not to be mild mannered [15:04] go for the jugular, Russ [15:04] well, if you get a female call from California, go easy! [15:04] I'll take off my glasses and wear my S shirt underneath [15:04] lol [15:04] the juicy, theistic jugular. XD [15:04] HAHA [15:04] maybe wine will spurt out? [15:04] spurt.. hur.. hur.. hur. [15:04] do you & roomie listen to the show together verythingElseAtheist? [15:04] or maybe whine! HAR HAR HAR [15:05] * andyb has joined #nonprophets [15:05] http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/14/bale-wants-peter-griffin-off-the-f-king-set/ something to save for later. [15:05] no, she hasn't watched the show yet. I'm hoping to get her to watch this weekend. [15:05] Craig sucks. [15:05] what's tomorrow's topic? [15:05] I've talked to her about stuff though, and she's just started going to church again, lol. [15:06] "Why Doesn't God Measure Up?" [15:06] Because he's not erect. [15:06] reason-able? [15:07] BLASPHEMY [15:07] the non-prophets measure up, though. [15:07] double secret blasphemy! [15:08] true that, EEA [15:08] "For the first time an extinct animal has been cloned. Researchers used frozen skin to clone a bucardo which has been extinct for 9 years." [15:08] o_O [15:08] pennjillette : Bullshit is wrapped for Season 7. I have 6 shows worth of VO's to do, but the stand-ups are wrapped. I think it'll be a good season. [15:08] oh man [15:08] they [15:08] we just had a lecturer come to my college and talk about "science and religion" [15:08] they're talking about cloning wooly mammoths now [15:08] It was horrible, i blogged about it. [15:09] again, something was posted about it on PZ's blog [15:09] * xKronosx has quit IRC [15:09] everything is posted on PZ's blog, he doesn't sleep. [15:10] the punishment is to be hit with fifty Blogs ? [15:10] that was a good blog EEA. [15:10] He'll blog about the end of the world when it happens. [15:10] lol [15:10] I'm glad someone got that [15:10] how does PZ manage to do all his stuff & still post so much? [15:10] I love the fundie mail he gets [15:10] He has no real work to do? [15:10] phrenology! [15:10] <__A__> chemistry : alchemy [15:10] isn't hea profesor? [15:10] whoa whoa [15:11] why'd you stop [15:11] he's a robot. [15:11] He blogs from work. I was doing it too until the network nazis shut down the blogger.com page. [15:11] * Blahface has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.6/2009011913]) [15:11] Hey Russell, did you try http://blog.sansdeity.net ? [15:11] didn't she die already? [15:11] Schaivocles [15:11] yeah, she's dead already guys [15:11] wait, that's roman [15:11] Come on kids! It's FUNdamental christianity! Wheeew! [15:11] Cause thats blogger but with a different domain name, im curious if that would work [15:12] I bet it wouldn't, they;re really restrictive [15:12] It depends on the type of filter. [15:12] it depends on how the page is blocked [15:12] that's hawt [15:12] But yeah, it probably won't work [15:12] She still has a pulse!!! [15:13] they're the "good christian principles" office? [15:13] er, not a question [15:13] http://pharyngula.org/images/teach_both_theories.gif [15:13] Braindead Brothel? [15:13] Aww, I'm horrible. [15:13] and it wouldn't really do much good for him other than being able to get the the atheistexperience one if they mabye jsut made it http://blog.atheistexperience.com [15:13] reminds me of zombie strippers. [15:13] bad, bad Helvete! [15:13] um [15:13] I didn't check, no [15:14] <__A__> sick christians [15:14] Helvete, you'd have to be brain dead to laugh at that. [15:14] Ariel Sharon is still in a coma [15:14] I can actually visit the posts [15:14] If she's braindead, it doesn't matter. [15:14] ....aah [15:14] She's not a person anymore [15:14] I just can't write new posts or moderate [15:14] she's just a dead body. [15:14] Wamm wammm Waaaam. [15:14] wut? [15:14] EEA is right though [15:14] my grandpa went through a series of big, nasty strokes [15:15] Ah y eah [15:15] awww [15:15] i don't like where this thread is going :P [15:15] Big nasty strokes? [15:15] Ok, cuase yeah it will overwite back to www.blogger.com when you go to create new posts and what not. [15:15] Hm. >_> [15:15] A bit sort a off topic, anyone seen this: http://www.lifenews.com/int1082.html ? [15:15] So yeah, nevermind then. [15:16] if you think a fetus's life deserves to be protected, then you should believe the same thing about animals with the same level o intelligence. [15:16] <__A__> they should pay women to have abortions. population control [15:16] I did now. [15:17] I used to care about this issue [15:17] now I'm pretty much just pro-death [15:17] not nceserily Not yet.. [15:17] or at least if those damn evolutionists are right [15:17] if you don't want the kid, then neither do I. One less thing I have to deal with. [15:18] but "human" isn't the measure of what deserve to be protected. If non-human intelligent aliens came to earth, surely we shouldn't value them less than humans? [15:18] EEA - they'd be Terrorists [15:18] Where are the bumper stickers that say "Save the Tumors" [15:18] The measure should mental functions not body shape or DNA. [15:18] lol [15:18] Humans are biased towards humans. [15:19] <__A__> and offer payment and tax incentives for voluntary sterilization [15:19] Yes, the sanctity of life is special because we get to decide what types of life is sacred and what isn't [15:19] But does that make the bias right? [15:19] Cthulhu decides. [15:19] Not you. [15:19] but if we use intelligence to measure what should be protected, then what happens when AI becomes as intelligent as we are? [15:19] sepuku [15:19] would you really unplug an AI? [15:19] If AI gets as intelligent as us, as far as I'm concerned it should be protected [15:19] lol [15:19] ooo. [15:19] did anyone see the article that baby chimps were smarter than little kids the same age if cared for by humans? [15:20] The real question is.. [15:20] it depends on the situation [15:20] shitting out kids :') [15:20] Will AI believe in God? [15:20] tubal ligation... hawt. [15:20] Well to the AI, we'd be God [15:20] Finally. [15:20] theres a lovely asimov story on that... [15:20] tubal ligation is dangerous, vasectomies are safer. [15:20] http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/82917/Baby-chimps-smarter-than-toddlers-at-nine-months [15:20] believe in god or know it was created? [15:20] I've been waiting to be God. [15:21] if I have an intelligent AI machine and I want to move it, but the AI doesn't want to be moved, should I be prevented from moving it? [15:21] well, wtf is every ACA member snipped? [15:21] <__A__> a dissenting robot could be satan [15:21] Depends on the reasons for moving it [15:21] lol [15:21] No, you should throw water on it. [15:21] If it didn't pay it's rent you have every right to evict it [15:21] ;p [15:21] mihirgk; if I wanted to disassemble all your atoms and reassemble them somewhere else later using a transporter, should I be allowed to do it? [15:21] * ampersand has joined #nonprophets [15:22] If we consent to it, yes [15:22] FireDragons, what if it's not capable of paying rent? [15:22] yeah, but the AI doesn't want to be moved. [15:22] driving me crazy, not being able to remmeber the short stories title... [15:22] <__A__> pope bent a dick [15:22] ha! [15:22] nooo [15:22] I really enjoyed Harry Potter [15:22] Don't call Benedict Been-a-dick, he's still a dick! [15:22] EverythingElseAtheist, it depends on the reason; you can evict me if I don't pay rent and you're the landlord [15:23] Yes. [15:23] If a person isn't able to eat, should we just take away his/her food? [15:23] * tristan has joined #nonprophets [15:23] Harry Potter.. snore. [15:23] * tristan has quit IRC (tristan) [15:23] :-[ [15:23] isn't able to pay for food [15:23] * Moohammad has quit IRC (Moohammad) [15:23] Harry Potter was fine in the Stephen Fry read version [15:23] Harry Potter is the novel-form of Halo. [15:23] Generic. [15:23] Overrated. [15:23] Well it would depend on the format of the AI really. If it was an AI in a computer it is hard to allow it to make money, although it could get paid for doing various online work which it then uses for rent, disc space/upgrades. [15:23] hahaha "down on sex prowlers" [15:24] if a person isn't able to eat, then we take this person to the hospital and insert feeding tubes [15:24] how many churches were destroyed by Katrina? [15:24] isn't able to eat because they can't afford food. [15:24] <__A__> a few, several were rebuilt [15:24] do we let them starve? [15:24] more than 5 churches? [15:24] <__A__> yes [15:25] Yeah this is old news ;p [15:25] link? [15:25] and its stupid [15:25] can we prevent them from starving? [15:25] I want a baby which mumbles about New World Order conspiracies [15:25] pattern seeking? [15:25] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9Jtrn7eYdE [15:25] audio peridolia? [15:25] That might hve it [15:25] thx [15:26] nice catch mond [15:26] IRL we have food banks and stamps and centers and such. We would need something similar for computers, i'd imagine. [15:26] pareidolia [15:26] benny lava effect? [15:26] i'd love to see you pee on us tonight! [15:26] Indeed, Pareidoloia.... Phil Plait talks about it a lot. [15:26] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE4kifrUxDE&feature=related possibly another one [15:27] Darn it, can't even spell correctly today. [15:27] auditory illusion? [15:27] aural illusion [15:27] Where's my coffee. [15:27] if we did have something similar for computers, then we would have to have the facilities for each computer forever [15:27] <__A__> 3rd ear? [15:27] OOOooOOOOOoOOO [15:27] Cherrios [15:27] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw [15:27] rice crispies say...snap crackle and pop [15:27] Frito's are the llight. [15:27] since computers don't "die" or at least they can keep getting "transplants" to keep them alive [15:28] Thats weird. I am pressing keys on my keyboard, and words appear on my monitor. Creeeeepy!!.... [15:28] * baklava has joined #nonprophets [15:28] * CodeWeaver has quit IRC (CodeWeaver) [15:28] Witch! [15:28] Well potentially we could also be "transplanted" into a computer system eventually [15:29] * CodeWeaver has joined #nonprophets [15:29] but I don't speak assembly! [15:29] * stephen has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.6/2009020911]) [15:29] meh, i still disagree but i've lost interest. [15:30] did you guys see the Daily Show "War on Valentine's Day" clip [15:30] nope [15:30] no. sounds good, though. [15:30] * Qwerty has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [15:30] link? [15:30] I support breastfeeding, especially when Im hungry. [15:30] oooo. [15:31] http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=114578&title=war-on-st.-valentines-day [15:31] I can empathize with the babies then [15:31] it's pretty good [15:31] * Qwerty has joined #nonprophets [15:31] * __A__ has left #nonprophets (I'm not here right now.) [15:31] Denny's is tacky [15:31] * __A__ has joined #nonprophets [15:32] said Apu [15:32] aparently [15:32] lol [15:32] "Let us suck on his chocolately love for the lord!" haha [15:32] To a non-American, how does Denny's rate, compared to Mickey D, Burger king, Dunkin donuts etc ? [15:32] Attacking people as a way to support morality? [15:32] Dunkin is far above [15:32] below is BK [15:32] the rest is crap [15:32] Valentine's has Christian roots. A Saint married a bunch of Christians. [15:32] all food is good. [15:32] What if you are western born Indian on holiday visiting family. [15:33] Denny's is a restaurant, not fast food [15:33] is that married or mauled? [15:33] Xenu? [15:33] I wished mauled.. I wish. [15:33] Zeo! [15:33] Zeno! [15:33] Xenu's paradox. [15:33] zeno's paradox isn't a paradox. is that paradoxical? [15:34] :D [15:34] no [15:34] It is paradoxical that you mention it though [15:34] no that's irony. [15:35] oh lord [15:35] a battle of dictions [15:35] * Sabina has joined #nonprophets [15:35] zeno wanted to demonstrate the importance of zero to people who thought zero was evil. [15:35] not as cool as a battle of dicks. [15:35] ...like... like a sword fight? [15:36] with any time, "Now" exists [15:36] Fox news is not cool [15:36] it's not a paradox! [15:36] yes bluegrass. *looks into the distance* like a swordfight. [15:36] GAH! I forgot there was a show today........ [15:36] I am laughing so hard EEA [15:37] I totally owned my dick today. shut him up but good. [15:37] I had to walk mine before I we.... that really sounds bad [15:38] I we... HAW! [15:38] :D [15:38] * Helvete has quit IRC (Helvete) [15:39] ALL POSITIONS ARE POSSIBLE AT THIS STAGE Schillings! [15:39] How long has this been running? [15:39] let's just say: the answer is Yes, No, or Maybe [15:39] I heard that the teacher isn't an atheist... but just refused to answer when questioned... [15:39] that would be hilarious [15:40] let me go grab my milk jug [15:40] about 100 minutes. [15:40] rabblerabblerabble [15:41] harumph harumph [15:41] grrrrr. [15:41] Jesus Christ, super star? [15:41] lol him again [15:42] who lives in al-bain-ee [15:42] Phil McCrackin. [15:42] how many of you guys emailed patrick? [15:42] I didn't. [15:42] <__A__> tv haxors [15:42] I did [15:42] I am the One, the Light [15:42] public axxs! [15:42] ...John Constantine [15:43] OO what did everyone think of Dollhouse? [15:43] I thought his name was Pee Wee. [15:43] that was a medical compalint [15:43] naked AE shows? You guys should try it. [15:43] poor peewee :( [15:44] * Ruckus has quit IRC (Ruckus) [15:44] WHAT [15:44] what? that nut job Patrick Greene has surfaced ??!! [15:44] Hahaha... [15:44] If their naked does that mean I have to get dressed? [15:44] OUR GIRTH WILL BE ENORMOUS [15:44] Dollhouse? I had a Barbie dollhouse once ...... [15:45] Don't cross the streams!!! [15:45] does the mailer actually have a point? [15:45] I think they are talking of the Joss Whedon new show [15:45] mere trillions [15:45] Dollhouse: New series by Joss Whedon that premiered last night. [15:45] This is great. [15:45] JW has a new show? [15:45] What did you think of it Russell? [15:45] Yes kidigus [15:45] as a biopsychology monist, the idea of a brain without a soul offends me. [15:45] No spoilers! [15:45] <__A__> my GI Joes would invade my sisters barbie house, and get laid [15:45] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WwPpfyPUC8 [15:45] Liked it [15:45] And makes it no better than any other bad science movie. [15:45] at least for 24 hours [15:45] Liked it more than Matt I think [15:45] NO! he didn't finish Firefly! [15:45] WHAT [15:45] WHAAAAAT [15:46] EEA did not watch it. [15:46] I liked the show. [15:46] the Eternally Defined Now [15:46] lol [15:46] hey staff, you should have a crazy mail section that you get on your site [15:46] Wow [15:46] it's true, i did not. I am just commenting on the science of the whole premise. [15:46] someone mastered the scatterbrained manuever [15:47] it might be very enjoyable (just like Disney's move: Black Hole) [15:47] If I invent a time machine and go back few centuries could I be my own great great great great...great grandfather [15:47] You don't feel the need to comment on the science of Lord of the freaking rings. [15:47] i loved "The Black Hole"! [15:47] <__A__> oprah? [15:47] oooo :P [15:48] O.o [15:48] hahahahaha [15:48] Kazim: you only say that because you haven't read my thesis on the melting point of the One Ring.... [15:48] LOTR isn't supposed to be scientific, I also have no problem with Buffy or such because they're not supposed to be about science - they are intentional fantasies. [15:48] haaa [15:48] So is Dollhouse. [15:48] There you go. [15:49] So is 'The One Ring' net endothermic or exothermic? [15:49] *ducks* [15:49] Well, it burns... [15:49] it's not scifi enough to qualify, in my reality sensibilities. I'm probably just being annoying and irrational though. [15:49] * NeutronJack has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [15:49] but only at extremely high temperatures. [15:49] wait, mob rule is out now? [15:49] Read about it in the peer reviewed comic books I submitted it too [15:49] no, it remains cool even after being put into fire. [15:49] God is love, especially today. [15:50] oh man [15:50] Not in mount whatchamacallit though. [15:50] not the fire of mt. doom. [15:50] the "why we call stuff what we call it" talk [15:50] or "arguing semantics with a toddler" [15:50] <__A__> God is evol [15:50] in Mt. Doom? it takes a few seconds to melt - normally metal would have melted instantly. It remains cooler. [15:50] So let me ask you, is Doctor Who sci-fi? [15:51] yes. [15:51] yes, it's clearly scifi, just as is Firefly. [15:51] Yeh. [15:51] greedo shot first [15:51] SO it has to be way over the top to count? [15:51] han shot first! [15:51] I think Doctor Who fits "Space Opera" better than anything with the word "Science" in it. [15:51] Fun as hell though. [15:51] It was orginally an supposed to be an educational show. [15:52] Blake's seven was way better than Dr. Who. [15:52] Deborah [15:52] Lot's daughter? ;) lol [15:52] * ampersand has left #nonprophets [15:52] So you're saying that the science in Doctor Who is great, obviously. [15:52] daughters* [15:52] I got a thing for salt [15:52] mary? [15:52] There's science in Doctor Who? [15:52] <__A__> greedo missed [15:52] Mary just gave birth though, didn't do much [15:52] bad science. [15:52] You got high blood pressure, bluegrass ? [15:53] If it's sci fi, then I guess according to EEA it must be about science. [15:53] It makes no pretense of being scientifically plausible. [15:53] not yet [15:53] ask in a decade [15:53] Some of the early 60's episodes used the fantasy narrative as a teaching aid, [15:53] heh [15:53] Ah, so then it's okay for it to contain fantasy elements. Right? [15:53] I don't recall Dollhouse claiming that it was more plausible [15:53] oh god semantics [15:54] dont we get enough of this with "you believe in random chance!" [15:54] * RonnieL has quit IRC [15:54] As long as you admit the lie, then sure, it's okay. It's the difference between Buffy and Touched by an Angel (disregarding style, of course). [15:54] Yeh [15:54] read lawrence krauss. scientifically plausible has been redefined for me. [15:54] "it's dangerous for children to even know your viewpoint exists!" [15:54] Cool. Then I think we're in agreement. [15:54] Dollhouse is science fantasy, more or less like Buffy. [15:55] And I thought it was pretty good sci-fa. [15:55] is Dollhouse the new JW show? [15:55] Yes [15:55] I linked the promo a few lines back. [15:55] and the chatroom has now his nerd-bottom(not that it is a bad thing!) [15:55] premiered last night. [15:55] thx, russ. [15:55] Yay nerdiness :) [15:55] <__A__> science fantasy = plausible but not quite [15:55] yay nerdiness indeed :D [15:55] www.tinyurl.com/dnjtow [15:56] I live in the land of pickup trucks and camoflaugue hats being fashionable. :-( [15:56] I am still offended and put-off, but I can't quite place why. I will think about it and let you know. [15:56] are tiny URLs case sensitive? [15:56] we're past 2hrs! [15:56] cheesy? [15:56] and Bald Eagles crying and wiping their eyes with the American Flag. [15:56] I liked the uploaded Russell's lecture [15:56] :) [15:56] Shhh, don't tell them they're over-time and maybe they'll just keep going =) [15:56] Dollhouse! ;p [15:56] DIG RUSSELL DIG [15:57] Great: time for Ask the Chat Room! [15:57] he talks out of both sides of his mouth [15:57] which scares the daylights out of me [15:57] Thanks kyo [15:57] he's talking to both sides of the nation. [15:57] haha [15:58] <__A__> what comes out of his ass?? [15:58] Since when was the US as stable as to only have *two* sides? [15:58] again, touché. [15:58] Yeah, cafeeine! Ron Pa-- er, third parties! [15:59] What do you call someone who says two different things to 2 different people using the same words? A career politicial [16:00] * Mikey has joined #nonprophets [16:00] arr [16:00] aww crap how much did I miss from the show? :( [16:00] ...is that they're always proved wrong? [16:00] Arrr! [16:00] much... [16:00] Almost all of it, Mikey. [16:00] shit [16:00] Don't worry Mike, the podcast is forever [16:01] better luck tomorrow [16:01] They're over-time at this point. [16:01] right [16:01] Yay over-time! [16:01] Unpaid OT. There's an economic crisis on the go. [16:01] HOw late did the show start ? [16:01] and then generally, those very events occur and the skeptic becomes a stubborn irrational turd [16:01] apparently on time [16:02] maybe 15 minutes late to start today [16:02] it started about 10 minutes early, actually. [16:02] time flies tho [16:02] oh well I guess I just have to lsiten to the podcast :) [16:02] my watch must be broke. [16:02] matt is covering what I just said :D [16:02] I am feeling wretched...it will end soon. [16:02] thw wretched chat room :-o [16:02] ugh, referencing Last Action Hero.... [16:03] how long does it sually take to get the podcast up? [16:03] usually* [16:03] Not long [16:03] yee nice [16:03] magic FTW! [16:03] I love Last Action Hero. [16:03] dumb folks. [16:03] http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatEarthAtheist [16:03] I think it's terribly underrated [16:03] DANIEL TOSH [16:04] I'm not honest, but you're interesting [16:04] Don't forget the "Christianity is not a religion, its a relationship with Jesus" [16:04] har har har [16:04] I'm more of a "Passage to India" type. [16:04] <__A__> searching youtube now [16:04] No podcast today, mikey. One time live broadcast only. ;-) [16:04] Defen, Yay for referencing tvtrops [16:04] tropes [16:04] I approve [16:04] Although I loved Hellboy. [16:04] high five [16:04] me me! [16:05] just like russ! [16:05] mmmm pork and potatoes... I feel like such a sinner :D [16:05] <__A__> im a christian atheist scientist [16:06] TunakTunakTorah [16:06] I just watched an old episode of AE where an idiot "atheist" called in. [16:06] was it PeeWee? [16:06] Patrick! [16:07] http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7429778624996358158&ei=sHOUSYXJEIP6-QGa4uGqDA&hl=en It was some guy arguing that perfect circles did exist IRL [16:07] * Sabina has quit IRC (CGI:IRC (Ping timeout)) [16:07] Peewee is the Comfort lawsuit guy, right? [16:07] Was Matt wearing the jester's hat? [16:07] right. [16:07] yes. [16:07] Pat the Prat [16:07] * Blahface has joined #nonprophets [16:07] nope, it's oler than that. [16:07] "and Russell thinks it's a fact!" [16:07] perfect circles... [16:07] <__A__> yes, when owning slaves please refer to your favorite holy book for proper instructions [16:08] Is NP still broadcasting? [16:08] yes [16:08] yeah, i still hear it. [16:08] miraculously [16:08] they must be holding it and dancing in their chairs. [16:08] my senses proport that yes, in fact, it is [16:08] I know I am EEA D: [16:08] got jazzfeet [16:09] Do we have any news on where new AE shows will be hosted on video? [16:09] * wookie76 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [16:09] lol [16:09] I vote we put them up on godtube. [16:09] and now we see why these shows are at least an hour and a half long [16:09] Matt you are so damned right [16:10] Kazim! [16:10] although I'm a rabid Kentucky sports fan; I acknowlege how utterly arbitrary it is. [16:10] What? [16:10] Go Cards! [16:10] nothing. he said jewish atheist... that's all. [16:11] Hoist by his own picar [16:11] (sp) [16:11] Yeah, but they also said, Jewish Athiest Zionist [16:11] how can AE attract more theists? [16:11] bluegrass: petard [16:11] sp indeed [16:11] Kazim are you Jewish Atheist who must has Christian value at work? [16:11] it's been a long time since 10th grade [16:11] Yes that's me [16:11] Condemn them to hell if they dont watch the show [16:11] ty though, Codeweaver [16:12] lol [16:12] <__A__> i love my monkey grandpa [16:12] Bribe evangelical preachers to plug the show [16:12] :) [16:12] good idea, Cafeeine! [16:12] Just tryin' to be useful [16:12] lol [16:12] Sell indulgences [16:12] I think the message - and by association the allusion - hold regardless of my attrocious spelling [16:12] stop saying "monkeys" Matt, or some moron theists might actually quote you somewhere later & point fingers back [16:13] you guys know that there's only 1 week till the next show, it will be extra short if you keep this oup. [16:13] we'll have an atheist drought D: [16:13] there's a show next week too? [16:13] Quote mines don't kill reputations. Theists with quote mines kill reputations.... [16:14] there's a regularly scheduled show next week [16:14] hooray [16:14] this was an off-week show to make up for last time [16:14] cool! [16:14] back on track! [16:14] And we appreciate it guys <3 [16:14] Totally. [16:14] Coolness [16:14] There, ya bastards, extra show for ya...we'll be back next week. ;) [16:14] yeah, thanks. [16:14] <__A__> thx atheist gang [16:14] Kazim, how is the Colson reply coming? [16:15] Thanks. [16:15] yay [16:15] HAH [16:15] * jer has quit IRC (jer) [16:15] good riddance indeed [16:15] Oh, I haven't really worked on it much this week [16:15] great show, guys, see you next time :) [16:15] k, cool [16:15] I missed my carpool a few times [16:15] great show [16:15] excellent job [16:15] god I need to come visit you people in person [16:15] somebodyyyyyyy yo looooooove [16:15] But I'm going after the slavery thing this week [16:15] you have NO idea how difficult it is to find a decent rational discussion in the Bluegrass State :-\ [16:16] <__A__> damn biblebelt [16:16] the what state? [16:16] * Sabina has joined #nonprophets [16:16] Kentucky [16:16] oh [16:16] The Bluegrass State [16:16] oh... [16:16] lol [16:16] I miss Freddy Mercury. [16:16] but do you miss Freddy Saturn [16:16] ..sorry [16:16] good bye all - have a great week... wish me luck with my discussion on moral relativism with an evangelical on Monday! [16:16] Bluegrass, its bad for me as well. [16:16] non-prophets + wow = <3 [16:17] where are you living, if you don't mind my asking, Cafeeine? [16:17] Freddy Saturn was a douche. [16:17] Athens, Greece [16:17] I don't miss him... cause I bet if he was alive he would make shit music now & ruin it for me... [16:17] cooool [16:17] * Criggster has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.6/2009011913]) [16:17] my best argument against biblical literalists : "Would you like to be my slave for a day ? " :D I promise I'll treat you EXACTLY as described in the bible :D [16:17] I enjoy the old stuff [16:17] [16:17] love Athens! [16:17] you'd think there'd be more rationality in Athens [16:17] The Greek are really catholic. [16:17] We exported it all [16:18] Orthodox actually [16:18] oh? sorry. [16:18] <__A__> * Raises Beer and says Bye* [16:18] We think the catholics are an offshoot sect :P [16:18] it's like hot potato [16:18] nobody wants to hold on to it for more than five minutes :-p [16:18] alright kids [16:18] * mihirgk has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.6/2009011913]) [16:18] didn't jesus rip off the ancient greek's philosophy? now they worship him for it? [16:18] I just remember them having trouble with the morality of contraception. [16:18] * Liei has left #nonprophets [16:18] (of course the catholics think the same) [16:18] * __A__ has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.6/2009011913]) [16:18] I'll return next week, with more folksy wisdom and puns [16:18] I'm off to have a beer. I think I'll toast to good shows and good people. [16:18] great job [16:19] arrr give the podcast :( [16:19] * bluegrass has quit IRC [16:19] Thanks for the show! [16:19] im so mad I missed the show [16:19] cheers, codeweaver [16:19] Two hours twenty minutes prior to now, Mikey. [16:19] Ok, stuff to do...see you next week [16:19] have fun yall [16:19] For next time. [16:19] Bye, see whoever tomorrow or newxt week then [16:19] Mikey, me too. I came in late. [16:19] :( [16:19] * kyokuma_jr has quit IRC [16:19] Don't worry, Mickey. podcasts make eveything OK :) [16:19] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, Feb 21st, 2009! at 3:00pm eastern on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episode. [16:19] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, Feb 21st, 2009! at 3:00pm eastern on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episode.' [16:19] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Feb 14 16:19:51 2009