Session Start: Sat Jan 16 12:51:58 2010 Session Ident: #nonprophets [12:51] * Now talking in #nonprophets [12:51] * Topic is 'The Non-Prophets will be live today: January 16, at 2pm CST, 8pm UTC. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for information on live shows and more.' [12:51] * Set by debdrup!debdrup@nerdheaven.ws on Sat Jan 16 09:34:25 [12:52] * ChanServ sets mode: +ao Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [12:52] I hope the Vatican's archives will tell us some day in the remote future... [12:53] yeah Agrippa, a good example would be forcing Christmas onto the calendar [12:53] I don't see too many ever-greens in the middle east [12:53] Or claiming to be infallible. [12:54] A speaker from the Vatican once said: "The Pope isn't infallible about *everything*". Well then he's not infallible, period. [12:55] So, it seems that last time I was here I goofed and announced my IRC Nick password in the channel. Thanks to whoever noticed and let me know. It's been fixed [12:55] Not so much that, but there was some rumors that the (and bear in mind, I am NOT saying this is true or historical) Marys were actually two of JC's Apostles [12:55] No Denis today...though I hear that someone else will be joining us [12:55] Maybe Jeff or Shilling? [12:55] Non-Prophets: Hello, Matt! Or is it Russell? Martin? [12:55] As long as I know when the stream will be up, i'm happy. [12:56] Non-Prophets is usually Matt. [12:56] Right on, debdrup. Stream == good weekend. [12:56] * Konradius has joined #nonprophets [12:57] * Liei has joined #nonprophets [12:57] Non-Prophets: a little tip regarding identifying to nickserv and such - do it in the status window, thus no messages can be parsed wrongly. Session Start: Sat Jan 16 13:01:38 2010 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:01] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:01] * Topic is 'The Non-Prophets will be live today: January 16, at 2pm CST, 8pm UTC. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for information on live shows and more.' [13:01] * Set by debdrup!debdrup@nerdheaven.ws on Sat Jan 16 09:34:25 [13:01] * ChanServ sets mode: +ao Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:01] http://wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=miracle [13:01] Nooo! Neil Adams?! [13:02] i didnt know about him [13:02] * Bidinger has joined #nonprophets [13:02] joachim: precisely, hardly a credible source. [13:02] helo_darqness: Did you listen to the SGU podcast with Adams as guest? [13:02] no [13:02] link pleasue? [13:02] and whats sgu? [13:02] It was hilarious! Waitwait... [13:02] * Bidinger has quit IRC (Bidinger) [13:02] debdrup: well, it's first [13:02] joachim: doesn't make it credible. It's up to you to research the credibility of something. [13:03] javascript:WebForm_DoPostBackWithOptions(new%20WebForm_PostBackOptions("ctl00$ContentPlaceHolder1$rptrSGU$ctl03$lkbPodcastNumber",%20"",%20true,%20"",%20"",%20false,%20true)) [13:03] whaaaaaa? [13:03] Scratch that... [13:03] Either Stargate Universe or Skeptics Guide to the Universe...since the word podcast was included, I'm taking "Item number 2 based on context" for the block [13:03] http://theskepticsguide.org/archive/podcastinfo.aspx?mid=1&pid=51 [13:03] cool thanks [13:03] i listen after NPR [13:03] debdrup: no, it's not :) [13:04] you guys hear about that new Darwin movie called CREATION!? [13:04] Does anyone have an MP3 of "Christianity is Stupid" by Negativland? [13:04] it's up to me to make nachos [13:04] They had Neil Adams on #51, leading to a massive mail exchange after the podcast. Then, at the "end of the year in review" episode, they laughed about him again. Great times! [13:04] i can get you none non-prophets [13:04] joachim: nachos and researching of credibility. [13:04] you can get me none? or one? [13:04] lemme look [13:05] Mmmmm. Nachos. (_8(|) [13:05] what album is it on do you know [13:05] Escape from the noise [13:05] It's not nachos, but I have a roast in the crockpot :) [13:06] crackpot? [13:06] found it [13:06] Wow, the SGU guys really improved their site search: http://theskepticsguide.org/search.aspx?search=neil+adams [13:06] i can download it [13:06] CROCKpot [13:06] first: why would you put a roast in a crackpot, second: where did you put a roast in a crackpot? [13:06] how should i send it to you [13:06] You have the Atheisttv contact on skyp? [13:06] skype [13:06] no, sorry [13:07] i can email it [13:07] That'll work. Thanks [13:07] my email is 4jonah@gmail.com [13:07] send me your email [13:07] sans.deit@gmail [13:07] er...not that [13:07] k [13:07] sans.deity@gmail [13:07] .com [13:07] left that out on purpose :0 [13:08] Saw Jeff Dunham in concert last night [13:08] OK...AFK for a few...and probably rebooting a couple of machines (windows updates for the past couple of weeks) [13:08] now we know! [13:08] * Gliktch has joined #nonprophets [13:08] 4chan sometimes cracks me up... http://images.4chan.org/gif/src/1263627522078.gif [13:08] joachim: you already knew. [13:08] zeroday: 404. [13:08] Lurk moar. [13:08] not by my definition of the word [13:09] joachim: it's not a question of whose definition, but that we agree on one. [13:09] never mind [13:09] debdrup: did you not get that info from what i said? [13:09] What info? [13:09] Correct, debdrup. 4chan really has bad long-term memory issues. It was in my cache. After realod: 404. :-( [13:09] that we don't agree on the definition [13:10] zeroday: eh, not really with their revamped servers. [13:10] joachim: didn't get that. [13:10] Might've been because I wasn't paying attention. [13:11] so, which oven temp makes better nachos? [13:11] 200 C? 250? [13:11] debdrup: 4chan still removes big files after a few hours. The whole thread says 404 now. Oh well, it was just a silly cat gif. :-/ [13:11] depends on the nachos. [13:12] hello room :) [13:12] Hi [13:12] zeroday: that's either because they get saged or don't get bumped and thus expire [13:12] Gliktch: room isn't here at the moment, please leave a message after the beep. [13:12] sorry, was distracted fiddling with VLC - anyone know how to save the stream as it comes in? I guess I shouldn't bother though, it'll be up on the site I guess :P [13:12] file is sent Non-Prophets:) [13:13] Ah, that could be it, debdrup. So, bumping actually does something. Good to know. :-) [13:13] lemme know if you get it okay [13:13] Gliktch: "capture/save" [13:13] and if it plays [13:13] Gliktch: 1: use a proper player, 2: ???, 3: profit. [13:13] zeroday: unless someone sages it. [13:13] zeroday: also, newfag. >:( [13:13] I confess, debdrup. Mea culpa. Oldfag! :-D [13:14] Welp, I might as well go and play nethack. [13:14] Gliktch: sorry, "convert/save" [13:14] * helo_darqness has quit IRC (helo_darqness) [13:15] yep found it thanks :) [13:15] * zeroday has to go get rid of some of his precious bodily fluids, brb [13:15] * helo_darqness has joined #nonprophets [13:15] yeah zeroday I'm so excited I could spit, too :P [13:15] j/k [13:15] non-prophets i had to close out...did you get it? [13:16] lemme check [13:16] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMSOpe3aXUE <- holy balls that's awesome. [13:16] I'm guessing I shouldn't just be hammering the playlist on the server trying to reconnect all the time [13:17] Possibly, yes. [13:17] * mond has joined #nonprophets [13:17] I can understand that might not be the right thing to be doing o.O [13:17] Evening, mond. [13:17] maybe if I just believe sincerely enough it'll connect xD [13:17] Hi. [13:17] Hi hi [13:17] I just have to believe that the stream has connected and it'll have worked [13:18] guys listen to this...i think its a great song to use for NPR [13:18] http://loobiecore.com/mary.html [13:18] it plays automatically [13:18] What denomination of media streamer are uou believing in? [13:18] ...what? [13:19] Just use foobar2000. [13:19] Gliktch the server is up...you should be able to connect, you just won't hear anything for a while [13:19] while we're speaking of illogical streams... thumbs down for that Francis Collins eh? :P [13:20] non-prophets, i know youre busy so i dont want to harraung you but did it send okay [13:20] Great lyrics, helo_darqness! [13:20] *harangue (I think) [13:20] ah, again speaking of streams, zeroday returns [13:20] Non-Prophets: can we at least have an early sound-check for volume adjustment purposes? [13:20] wb zeroday ;) [13:20] zeroday, listen to Theologians by Wilco! [13:21] Finished "spitting", Gliktch. ;-) [13:21] zeroday...listen [13:21] http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=theologians+wilco&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g2 [13:21] Helo_darqness - yes, I got it, thank you. Downloading now...and will test it on the stream in a few [13:21] its on the top [13:21] thx, helo_darqness [13:21] Hmmm 'zeroday' as in 'zero day wares'?? [13:21] i have been begging them to use the song i just linke [13:21] d [13:22] ... or in zero-day exploits, Agrippa. Yeah. [13:22] Non-Prophets, it gave me "access_http error: cannot connect to nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000" then "main error: open of `http://nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls' failed: (null)" [13:22] this was trying to use http://nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls, the link from the main site [13:23] Well, there are 3 others connected...let me check [13:23] its genius! "theologians dont know nothin about my soul" [13:23] * Glurf has joined #nonprophets [13:23] i am connected, but no sounds yet [13:23] I'll try every minute or two [13:23] I am connected. [13:23] Gliktch where do you live? [13:24] And what software are you using to listen? [13:24] I'm in Australia (groans all round I know - our net is not great) but it's okay, it finally locked on ;) [13:24] im connected [13:24] vlc for me [13:25] and yes VLC here as well [13:25] iTunes here (I know, I know...) [13:25] I am vlc-ed also [13:25] I'll pray for you zeroday lol [13:25] vlc makes mp3s sound like FLAC quality [13:25] * zeroday hides in the corner, launching VLC too [13:25] j/k apparently iTunes isn't bad for podcasts etc [13:26] I can confirm that, Gliktch. [13:26] we hear music [13:26] helo_darqness: you are aware that that's complete and utter bullshit to say, and quite possibly a bald-faced lie. [13:26] debrup its from the song i linke [13:26] I hears stuffs... [13:26] d [13:26] wait [13:26] which thing [13:26] I just can't stand programs which make decisions for me, sometimes seemingly illogically and to my detriment [13:26] Radio check.... Lima Charlie [13:26] the part about vlc? [13:26] Saying that VLC makes mp3 files sound like they're flac. [13:27] on my pc speakers i compared the same song in mp3 and flac [13:27] and from these speakers they were identical [13:27] debdrup: no no, maybe he's hearing voices, let's encourage it we might get something interesting if he calls in =D [13:27] Whoa... lima charlie. It's been a while since I've heard a radio check like that. :) [13:27] whereas they werent in windows media [13:27] * SubTachyon has joined #nonprophets [13:27] Crazy memories [13:27] oh I thought you were referring to the hearing music part [13:27] That's because your pc speakaers are utter fucking crap, because you don't use ASIO or kernel streaming and because you don't have the ear to listen for the differences, helo_darqness. [13:27] Finally made it. [13:27] non-prophets, is this matt [13:27] Yes [13:27] k [13:27] Thank you Matt for waiting for me. [13:27] ;) [13:28] Um, you're welcome. I do what I can [13:28] just to join in the disc. on my 486DX4 i had to use the turbo button on the front of the pc, or i couldent listen to MP3s. Don't know if that helps you or not. But feel free to use the information. [13:28] debdrup im not an audiophile [13:28] nor do i pretend to be [13:28] helo_darqness: obviously. So do not make such lame statements. [13:28] Turbo button...lol...those were the days. [13:28] Non-Prophets thanks... Marine here been in for 10 years now [13:28] Mond: good times, good times [13:29] it wasnt exactly lame. using vlc, on my speakers, mp3 and flac sounded the same. to put it differently, vlc is the best player quality [13:29] 16mhz+turbo=33mhz ? [13:29] turbo buttons were fun, if you connected them to the FSB jumpers you had handy overclock button [13:29] blows the shit out of windows media [13:29] which is all i used previously [13:29] The marines on my ship were great...the seals, though, were clearly of the opinion that they were God's gift. ;) [13:29] 66mhz ->100mhz..awsome powar [13:29] dx4, of course [13:29] I served on the USS Essex for 3 months... 2002 [13:30] mond: usually pressing the turbo button slowed the machine down, so it worked in reverse, default was fast mode, turbo was for using old software that was running too ast [13:30] i retook the census test today [13:30] got a 95 [13:30] LHD-3 [13:30] oops LHD-2 [13:30] 496 DX4-100 was the first PC that I actually purchased on my own [13:30] but im mad because i could have gotten a 97 had i not changed on of my answers [13:30] er, 486 [13:30] helo_darqness: commandline blows the shit out of windows media player, so that's not a high benchmark. Foobar2000 is what comes closest to a player that an audiophile (me) can live with as it supports proper kernel streaming. [13:30] I'm not usually one to kiss and tell, but my god Jesus was an easy nail! [13:30] Debdrup is the Shilling of audio...clearly [13:30] i loved games that used the computers clockspeed to run faster. Sensible soccer was insane on a 133mhz :P [13:30] Non-Prophets: yup. [13:31] oh matt...i made up a joke you may enjoy [13:31] You have a point about the kernel streaming, debdrup. [13:31] "whats the difference between an atheist who kills kittens and a theist who kills kittens?"......."a thiest has morals" [13:31] zeroday: of course I do. :p [13:31] anyone here play L4D2? [13:31] debdrup: what does the kernel streaming do to the audio? [13:31] Not lol-funny, but certainly point-making-funny [13:32] yeah actually matt, when i told that it was to make a point [13:32] not to tell a ha ha joke [13:32] debdrup: Do you have at least a silent, fan-less PC? Possibly with solid-state disk? That would be my dream machine. [13:32] ThePain: r@d@'s brother is a games console? [13:32] raynet: kernel streaming means that whatever audio you're dealing with (recording or playback) isn't getting changed in any way by the OS and its audio "enhancements". [13:32] but the person i told it to laughed [13:32] oops [13:32] *R2D2's [13:32] zeroday: my machine does around 20dBa when idle, which is lower than a whisper. [13:32] * Gliktch fails at capital numbers [13:32] Ok, AFK again [13:33] debdrup: aah.. but wouldnt ASIO be even better? less latency after you press the stop button :) [13:33] Thepain: nope. not yet. Playing uncharted 2 multiplayer at the moment. Love american kids calling me gay and the N-word... They just cant help making fun of my european accent :) [13:33] Was simply wondering if anyone had heard about EllisSavanah's Facebook profile [13:33] Jesus walks into an inn and hands the keeper 3 nails and says 'can you put me up for the night?' [13:33] raynet: ASIO basically -is- kernel streaming. [13:33] ha ha [13:33] I love European accents! Makes me feel like I'm in a movie with Simon Pegg [13:33] <@Non-Prophets> 496 DX4-100 <----- overclocked eh? :P [13:33] raynet: also, latency isn't an issue on most modern-day systems with a decent audiocard - with or without kernel streaming. [13:33] LOL. Heard that one told by the Hitch. [13:34] zeroday did you listen to the wilco song i linked [13:34] The Mary song, yes. The second one, gimme a sec [13:34] http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=theologians+wilco&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g2 [13:34] * zeroday grepping chat log [13:34] it plays right there [13:34] Listening to a dane speaking english will generate 10 jokes in your head in less than 5 sec. [13:34] Oh, thanks! [13:35] Agrippa: Haha, funny but unrealistic... after all, it's well known the Christ family had a long-standing feud with the Innkeepers Association ;) [13:35] but only plays once [13:35] Danish: Danes have lame English accents. [13:35] LOL [13:35] I like cheese Danishes [13:35] debdrup: indeed :) We are just to lazy to start talking fluent english.. [13:36] I have 2 Great Danes [13:36] Danish: speak for yourself. [13:36] do they speak english? [13:36] danish basicly is swedish with hot potatoe in your mouth [13:36] well at least we make great pastries [13:36] Nah, they only bark in German [13:36] The other day a tourist mistook me for an English tourist while I guided her to find a museum in Aalborg. [13:36] Jawohl, mein Herr. [13:36] dane cook used to be my least fav person on the planet till i saw Mr Brooks. as a comedian, he sucks. as a dramatic actor, he is amazing..he should stick to that [13:36] So god speaks to a priest one night in a booming voice saying "Hear my words my child. You must go to vegas, go to the first casino you see and bet all of your savings on the Rhoulette table. This is the word of the lord." Without a bit of hesitation the priest sells all his posesions the next day and and travels to Vegas. When he gets there he enters the first casino on the strip and says... [13:36] ..."oh Lord, how should I bet?" and the lord god says "You must put everything on 7 black, for 7 is my holy number." So the man bets all his money on 7 black, and the ball stops on 13 Red. In a booming voice the lord god says "FUCK!" [13:36] raynet: works both ways, you know. [13:37] I was told the other day that i sounded like an indian when i spoke english.. That was a slap in the face :) [13:37] i giggled thepain [13:37] haha... yeah [13:38] there is no point to getting mad at a casino [13:38] ThePain: ah, you must have missed the Family Guy episode where Peter takes the (infallible) Pope to Vegas, it does that and then Peter grabs the guy and says "I don't think you heard His Holiness, he said it's landing on 7" :P [13:38] The K9 robot in Doctor Who sounds Indian to mee. [13:38] *me. [13:39] I doubt the Pope is infallible... it looks like he'd fall over easily given the chance [13:39] what i dont get about the pope is why does he need a bulletproof vehicle. does ne not have faith god will protect him? and even if not, hes interfering with gods will [13:39] all good points darqness [13:39] Was he infallible when he was in the Hitler Youth or when he was shuffling pedophile priests around? [13:39] one of which I remember concluding to when I was about 14 [13:39] it's like 6-inch plexiglass or something... there's Faith in Action© ;) [13:39] Of course he doesn't have that amount of faith, he knows how ridiculous it is. [13:39] * Eyrie has joined #nonprophets [13:40] philhellenes on youtube said hes convinced the pope is an atheist [13:40] Old damn crackpot. [13:40] Chimes in with what I typed bedore: a speaker from the Vatican once said: "The Pope isn't infallible about *everything*". Well then he's not infallible, period. [13:40] Agrippa: "it was right for that time and those people" LOL (that's the line some use about slavery if you recall) [13:40] aye, its like being 'sorta pregnent' impossible [13:41] zeroday: no no no, what it means is, he's right 100% of the time, some of the time :P [13:41] the pope is merely the CEO of christianity and the largest stockholder [13:41] the vatican is just the board of directors [13:41] O.O ... oh, you said STOCK holder [13:41] Right on , Gliktch. Poor catholics... [13:41] helo_darqness: and IPO is? [13:42] its traded under the name Microsoft [13:42] a priest walks by a young boy with a box. He asks the boy "Whats in the box?". The boy replies "christian puppies". [13:42] The priests walks away happy. A week later the priest and a friens walks by the kid again. The priests says to his [13:42] So I found out I still have a standing offer for a full ride scholarship if I go into seminary [13:42] friend "Listen to this", and asks the boy what he has in the box. "Atheist puppies" the boy replies. "Now wait a minute, [13:42] last week you told me they were christian puppies". "Well" said the boy, "Their eyes have opened". [13:42] actually its Bank of America [13:42] Is it just me or is pope being-a-dick getting to look more like emperor palpatine everyday? [13:42] zeroday: probably 'poor' isn't the most accurate description [13:42] helo_darqness: What does »I'm a cherry ghost« mean in the Theologians lyrics? [13:42] haaaa nice one Danish [13:42] im no sure zeroday [13:43] Guys, could you stop pasting jokes in here? It's kinda spammy with just few people doing it and it gets worse the more people doing it. [13:43] damn, am I missing out on sound, or is there just not any yet? [13:43] but the album is called "a ghost is born" [13:43] Yeah, Gliktch. It's more like a sentiment. My auntie is catholic. :-( [13:43] Gliktch: there should be sound. My osciloscope is showing noise. [13:43] maybe its a sweet thing that isnt there...its all in the mind [13:43] makes sense [13:43] VLC is at 99% CPU... not a good sign :/ [13:43] debdrup: i think a link to the original source of the joke should suffice, right? [13:43] brb [13:43] drbdrup what are the chat guidelines for this room. just to be sure i dont do anything wrong. [13:43] raynet: it would. [13:43] helo_darqness: Maybe they meant cherry picking scripture? [13:44] possible [13:44] I think Matt would find my story interestig [13:44] Danish: try deb. Tabcomplete is awesome. [13:44] *interesting [13:44] or that its a sweet thing that isnt there.... [13:44] all in the mind [13:44] like the jebus fairy tale [13:44] Danish: common netiquette and proper behaviour and you won't find yourself kicked. We're not at all strict. [13:44] debrup: have no idea what you are talking about? deb [13:44] Danish: type deb then press the TAB button. It should autocomplete my nickname. [13:44] helo_darqness: That's what good lyrics should do to us: evoke associations! [13:45] yeah and most of wilcos lyrics are poetic and obscure [13:45] they allow you to make it what you need it to be [13:45] debrup, what name do we know you as IRL? [13:45] debdrup: ahh smart.. Ok i will stop posting jokes then :) [13:45] what is your human -world-name [13:45] How would one contact Matt? [13:45] helo_darqness: you don't know my real name, unless you can guess it from my nick or whois me. [13:46] Danish: no worries. [13:46] ThePain: hilight him. :p [13:46] so you arent a regular on AE or NPR [13:46] ? [13:46] Or send him a private message, I suppose. [13:46] not like frank or martin [13:46] He's on here? [13:46] helo_darqness: not by a long-shot. I'm just a weird Dane with too much time on his hand. [13:46] ThePain: he's Non-Prophets. [13:46] ah [13:46] Ah, he's also probably busy currently [13:46] thepain did you take your name from MGS3? [13:46] D:< [13:47] TheFury was far cooler [13:47] I was The Pain 2 years before that stupid beekeeper [13:47] ThePain: just private message him, he'll see it when he comes back (presumably). [13:47] MGS3 Took that name from me! [13:47] ah [13:47] ThePain: time to sue for millions!!! [13:47] the pain! THE PAIN! [13:47] ThePain: yes, I'm sure they took it from you... :P [13:47] ....Also I did find it bad ass my online name was the name of a game boss [13:47] The Pain... you're suffering from Brain Leakage [13:48] the fury was fun but too easy [13:48] the end was fun but too fucking hard [13:48] * ville has joined #nonprophets [13:48] I liked The Sorrow the most [13:48] and yet when it was done, i wanted to play him again [13:48] Tries to show me how evil I was for killing all those people [13:48] yeah the sorrow was good but you just walk for a long time [13:48] Man fuck that, they were shooting at me *kills their ghosts* [13:49] brb getting a snackiepoo [13:50] well that doesn't sound appetising at all o.O [13:50] jonagold apple [13:50] SO GOOD [13:50] crunch and hearty [13:50] not tooo sweet [13:50] big [13:51] should there be sound yet? [13:51] 69 cents a pound [13:51] I'm overjoyed that NPR was on Google Listen's frequently searched [13:51] Gliktch: there's noise. Turn up your speakers. :P [13:51] Crackly type noise [13:51] some kind of digital whirr... [13:52] Ot [13:52] * ChristOnIce has joined #nonprophets [13:52] Hey Shilling. [13:52] speakers are my headphones, and I know they're up because every time someone says my name in the channel it makes loud noises I nicked from Windows Pinball [13:52] Same here, Gliktch. Ooops. [13:52] okay I turned up the blankness, now I'm listening for voises in the static xD [13:53] Hmmm... nobody is here, yet. Still doing setup. Hope they show up soon. [13:53] * debdrup sets mode: +o ChristOnIce [13:53] Infant sealed in concrete by a Brooklyn couple charged with enslaving hooker mom was beaten to death [13:53] Could be microwave background remnants [13:53] matt, they are there. just believe it and they will reveal themselves to you [13:53] * Pombolo has joined #nonprophets [13:53] okie dokie, just eager since I've listened to the past two years of ACA and past 4 years of NPR over the last few months, this is the first time I've been here and tried listening live :)) [13:54] Wait, what?! »Hooker mom«, ThePain? [13:54] Matt must do the Non Prophets single-handedly [13:54] Non-Prophets: the website says the next show is the 23rd, so maybe they thought there's no show today? [13:54] If Limbaugh can talk nonsense for 2 hours Matt can talk sense for 1 :D [13:54] i want to be an ACA groupie [13:54] well the 16th was taken down [13:55] * Jonas has joined #nonprophets [13:55] thats why i thought it was cancelled [13:55] And why I checked with Beth. [13:55] Me too. [13:55] Russell knows that there is show. some one asked on the blog and he confirmed that there was a show today. [13:55] *not the checking with Beth, thinking it was cancelled today like helo_darqness said. [13:55] mond: ah, okay. [13:56] * mib_w7vsecik10jp has joined #nonprophets [13:56] The suspense! [13:57] Eeek! [13:57] Ha [13:57] GOD IS SPEAKING TO ME [13:57] AND HE KNOWS RUSSEL! [13:57] I knew that'd happen. [13:57] Hi, Matt! Hi, Russell! [13:57] hi guys [13:58] Good coom, as they say on spacevidcast. [13:58] yeah, it is good [13:58] What about the third? [13:58] *comm [13:58] The fourth? Oh god is it the apocolypse? [13:58] Woo! [13:58] Quadrophonia! [13:58] i am in fault, this is the first time ever for me to remember in advance that there is a NPR show and tune in ahead of time, usually i just get the last 10 mins [13:58] Put all the mics next to each other, then put a speaker next to each mic. Then go "Eeeee" [13:59] zeroday: that'd suck ass. [13:59] "Eeeeeaaaaaaa" - the most annoying sound ever? [13:59] zeroday: one host in each speaker, that is. [13:59] I agree, debdrup. We have 2 ears each. [13:59] Pombolo: EE AA, it's in the game? [13:59] Oh, OH! [13:59] When using Ventrillo a trick to get everyone to shut up was the three of us with speakers would all just cue our mics [13:59] BAD MENTAL IMAGE [13:59] BAAAAAAD [13:59] The ensuing white noise deafened everyone [14:00] o.O [14:00] That's bad raynet, almost as bad as the movie I was quoting it from! [14:00] zeroday: remember scary movie, something about a hole in a door and putting an ear up to it [14:00] What happened, debdrup? [14:00] ..you haven't watched scary movie? [14:00] ! [14:00] I thought I did. [14:00] Or was it American Pie? [14:00] earfuck ... [14:00] Penisssssssssssssssssss [14:01] Has been a while. [14:01] Have a guess zero [14:01] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [14:01] Ewww... [14:01] scary movie 2 [14:01] it was scary movie 2 [14:01] It scares me slightly that you know which movie it is. [14:01] there is a sequel?? *sigh* [14:01] film student [14:01] Now I understand Mr Deity's »What, in the ear? Yeah, in the ear's good, too. « [14:01] we studied parodies [14:01] debdrup: I was thinking the same thing [14:01] "film student" - do people still use that oldie? ;) [14:01] Mr Deity meant where to put thermometers. :-) [14:02] I would recommend not watching Scary Movie, or any of the 3 sequels. [14:02] yeah well i didnt say i liked it [14:02] im not a fan of cheap movies like that [14:02] and avatarded is teh ghey [14:02] do you prefer expensive shitty ones? [14:02] You'd have to be braindead, or quite possibly dead, to enjoy those movies. [14:02] I like cheap, but I also like funny. Scary Movie only nailed the first [14:02] no i prefer indie films that are inellectual [14:03] synecdoche, new york for example [14:03] eternal sunshine [14:03] science of sleep [14:03] buffalo 66 [14:03] also anthing misanthropic [14:03] I NEED SCISSORS! 61! [14:03] Eternal Sunshine is the only of those that wasn't a pretentious piece of shit [14:03] Then again, my standards are rather far from those of others [14:03] * Glurf has quit IRC (Glurf) [14:03] I'm enjoying the new Doctor Who episodes since 2005. No really. Hardly anything supernatural, very sciency. [14:04] i like any movie where the end isnt happy. [14:04] ...ficion-y [14:04] Solaris [14:04] If you want a good, heady flick, check out Kin-Dza-Dza or Izo [14:04] Even the new Solaris by Soderbergh. [14:04] The former is available on Google Video, I believe. [14:05] I watched Kin Dza Dza butg feel like I missed out on a lot by not speaking Russian [14:05] yeah but i have a quote, chrisonlce: "do something completely avante garde and the world calls it pretentious.... [14:05] How? There's very little Russian in it [14:05] Conan the Barbarian. It doesn't get any better than that. If you disagree: you are wrong. [14:05] give them something they recognize, and they call it pedestrian [14:05] None of those are anywhere near avant-garde [14:05] starting [14:05] Pombolo: that is a great movie, i still have it on VHS, one of the few movies i bought back then [14:05] I just feel like the subtitles weren't doing justice [14:06] Good quote, helo_darqness. [14:06] Sound° [14:06] well i have an unconditional approval for charlie kaufman and michel gondry [14:06] ! [14:06] their movies speak to me [14:06] Music! [14:06] Chew- I can assure you that you missed nothing. I speak enough Russian to understand the full movie, and there isn't much that would be lost in translation [14:06] Heh, Pombolo, watched that last month... the big snake was fun :D [14:06] Yup [14:06] ChristOnIce very well [14:06] *head-bang* [14:06] Lost in Translation --- speaking of movies that suck... [14:06] What did the loudspeakers say? I agree! [14:07] Ahhhhh... yeah! [14:07] Kaufman is a bit pretentious, but I love all of his work. He nails it with just the right tone [14:07] aw [14:07] Yay Jeff! [14:07] second [14:07] yeah thats why i liked human nature [14:07] you should've started with the year 3000 intro from Futurama [14:07] WELCOME... TO THE FUTURE! [14:07] and synecdoche new york [14:07] Hearing you guys fine! [14:07] (I probably wasn't in the right mood for it though, it had Scarlett and Bill in it so can't have been a total bomb) [14:07] * MarkB has joined #nonprophets [14:07] * NeutronJack says that Christianity is Stupid [14:07] Sounds pretty duen good [14:08] * Gliktch tries to buffer hnnnnnnnhhhh >.< [14:08] Give up?! Sounds like Islam (surrender to allah). [14:08] The only Kaufman flick that wasn't great was Adaptation. Fuck Nic Cage [14:08] oh boy [14:08] did you see his latest bomb [14:08] Know1ng [14:08] oh shit [14:08] that was pure shit [14:08] one of those "10 seconds of cool crashes, the rest was a wash" movies [14:09] I agree. [14:09] * helo_darqness1 has joined #nonprophets [14:09] I have a penchant for bad cinema, so I have just about all of his movies [14:09] did u see wild at heart [14:09] Gliktch: i thought it was quite good waste of time, the story just didnt make any sense [14:09] Yes [14:09] That'Ssus! [14:09] *That's us! [14:09] My ISP forbids Shoutcasting or anything like that [14:10] The only passable Cage flick is, regrettably, Matchstick Men. Not a good movie, but his performance was spot-on for OCD and Tourette's [14:10] Apropos Haiti: What did that Pat Robertson say? ... [14:10] i hate to say it but as much as i hate dane cook, hes a good DRAMATIC actor as he was in Mr Brooks [14:10] I'm sure we'll get to it [14:10] How about City of Angels, ChristOnIce? [14:10] raynet: I know I've seen plenty of stuff on Youtube more entertaining though, and most of that is made for free and spontaneously or within a week... with hundred-million-dollar budgets and 12mth+ timelines, they have no excuse for putting out mediocre crap [14:11] I thought he was awful in that. The movie, however was surprisingly good. Costner did a good job for the first time in his miserable hack life [14:11] zeroday: he said that hatians made a pact with the devil during their war with france.. Thats why they experience earthquakes and so on. [14:11] Gliktch: well, i would rate it tad about youtube lolcatz [14:11] Gliktch: tad above [14:11] yeah i agree [14:11] I know, Danish. I just tried to anticipate the radio show. ;-) [14:11] did I say lolcatz :P [14:11] * zeffii has joined #nonprophets [14:11] my dad told me to see it for years before i did to shut him up [14:11] Granted, Cook was playing an annoying twat, so it wasn't much in the way of acting. [14:12] zeroday: ahhh [14:12] cool, show ON! :) [14:12] zeroday: crawling back into my hole. [14:12] * exrev has joined #nonprophets [14:12] yeah and william hurt even said "no matter how funny he thinks he is i HATE that guy" [14:12] which was a reference to his shitty comedy [14:12] Gliktch: but what do i know, i also like anime so my taste is weird in any case [14:12] hello [14:12] Nah, Danish. Here we go. [14:12] Speaking of new year, where the fuck is my flying car!? [14:12] :) [14:12] Right on, debdrup! [14:13] :-D [14:13] Good old Pat "I worship a God of Hate" Robertson. [14:13] Shouldn't we be finding monoliths around Jupiter? [14:13] That is one of the worst impressions they've ever done [14:13] Debdrup, sell you one for 1,000,000 dollahs [14:13] The lord has magic pockets! [14:13] christonlce is this shilling [14:13] ooh ooh AH CAN HEAR VOICESAH [14:13] * helo_darqness has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:13] "God- almighty; just can't handle money!" (George Carlin) [14:13] ? [14:14] :( [14:14] debdrub said hi shilling [14:14] i assumed you were him [14:14] Ah. Yes. [14:14] He's Christ. On ice. [14:14] SAY TAN! [14:14] And the descendants are punished for the sin of their ancestors. Yeah, that makes sense if you're an idiot. [14:14] Ah the old "True story!" means of backing things up [14:15] Neutron, aren't we all? [14:15] yes to the 3rd and 4th idiot generations [14:15] Original sin and that [14:15] Happily, explicitly forbidden by the U.S. Constitution. [14:15] Russell is misframing it. Neither were quotes [14:15] lol NeutronJack, I would say Amen but some might object :P [14:16] Tyranny under French worse than Tyranny under the devil? [14:16] Mond: Yes. [14:16] I'd like to commit an original sin from time to time, but no sin is original anymore. Not even the pastor's wetsuit stunt PZ blogged about. [14:16] pastor wearing a wetsuit during baptisms? [14:17] There was a non-christian religious ceremony kicking things off. From Pat's view, vodou worship is tantamount to satanism [14:17] No, during autoerotic activities with dildos, zeffii. Mind the plural. [14:17] I thought Jeff made an excellent impression. [14:17] zeroday. cool. [14:17] * zeffii googles [14:17] zeffii: he died and was found this way. [14:18] who is doing the impression [14:18] jeff? [14:18] yup [14:18] * zeroday cannot repress giggling himself [14:18] :) [14:18] jeff is killing me LOL [14:18] one less crazy [14:18] Jeff is channelling Pat. Isn't that dangerous? [14:18] nice.. [14:18] lol! [14:18] He's got the pacing, but not the voice. The voice just sounds like a generic old man. Good pacing makes a big difference, though [14:19] family guy [14:19] that is great True Stories with Pat Robertson [14:19] Reminds me of the priest with the shoe fetish from "Picket Fences". [14:19] Seth McFarlan would do it... hes an atheist [14:19] southpark needs to do something with pat [14:19] When my students deny their obvious cheating, they often add "I swear to God!", as if that will convince me. I hope to hear them switch to "True story!". [14:19] eh they didnt do anything with baloon boy i they [14:19] Haven't they already, exrev? [14:19] did* [14:19] i have no idea [14:20] i'm sure they have at some point [14:20] http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/1008072scuba2.gif [14:20] awesome. [14:20] There should be a searchable index to the contents of shows like south park. [14:21] wikipedia is pretty comprehensive zeroday :) [14:21] Yeah, zeffii. Kinky stuff. I'm aroused. :-D [14:21] * Kohuke has joined #nonprophets [14:21] i think rush is back on the drugs [14:21] Helping people...Proof Obamas a socialist.... [14:21] Right on, zeffii. Maybe the fan pages, too. [14:21] Mond: but also hitler! [14:21] I agree with that zero about the contents of southpark [14:21] im not from the usa, whos that pat robinson? [14:21] i wish npr did this on blogtv [14:22] zeffii: Whewn I started reading that, I thought it was proof of that thing you hear about the scuba diver being dumped on a forest fire :D [14:22] Pat Robertson [14:22] *When, even [14:22] no robinson [14:22] Kohuke: It's a television preacher. [14:22] i see, hes a moron? [14:22] LOL, Gliktch! [14:22] Yes, he is. [14:22] Robertson was a presidential candidate back in the 80"s [14:22] oki [14:22] Crap, I logged on to the show late...did I miss Jeff's Robertson impression? [14:22] He blamed Sep 11 on gays, pagans, etc. [14:23] Sadly so, MarkB. [14:23] Noooo [14:23] ahh yea i rember that guy [14:23] He started CBN- Chritsian Broadcast Network [14:23] I'll catch it on the download [14:23] atleast the dildo had a condom. [14:23] he is also likes to smuggle diamonds [14:23] Play it safe, right, zeffii? :-D [14:24] Oh, sorry: Jerry Falwell blamed Sep 11 on them, and Pat Robertson said "I totally concur". [14:24] Tiger totally needs to convert to Xianity [14:24] i agree with matt on that i was thinking he same thing [14:24] Humanity would be boring if humans wouldn't have body cavities. [14:24] As a buddist he might reincarnate as a vagina [14:25] There we go [14:25] what, you mean that's the flipside to the dick he is now? [14:25] It was Berkowitz [14:25] Tiger VVoods. Or (|)(|)oods? [14:25] Maybe Glikch, I'm not a buddist [14:25] Heck, you blow up ONE STINKING BUILDING, and they never let you forget it! [14:25] LOL [14:26] "you killed children? how INTERESTING!" [14:26] But jebus will make it okay. [14:26] * Rensin has joined #nonprophets [14:26] Bugs Bunny: "What an INTERESTING" monster [14:27] It's a nice day for a buddist wedding [14:27] Come to Buddy Jesus, absolve your sins, get redeemed. Easy-peasy. [14:27] * Rensin has quit IRC (Rensin) [14:27] who is tiger woods? [14:27] Fornication [14:27] Wash rinse repeat [14:27] I mean, if he wasn't married in a Christian church, then he wasn't really married! [14:27] * microbiologychick has joined #nonprophets [14:28] If god forgives my for fucking around on Smith doesn't help Smith [14:28] Woods is a wealthy and good-looking (?) Golf professional. Right? [14:28] true that neutrong [14:28] zeroday: Yes [14:28] I had a great grandfather excommunicated from the catholic church [14:29] and he was sleeping around? [14:29] 1 guy. [14:29] How did he do that, exrev? [14:29] he married someone from the church of england [14:29] I'd love toget excommunicated. [14:29] not exactly genocide [14:29] Exrev, before that he was a good grandfather [14:29] The blasphemy! The sacrilege! [14:29] LOL Mark [14:30] yeah the family didn't consider them married [14:30] in christianity if you read paul, he kind of says its better not to marry [14:30] I hereby extend the drinking game to include bad Pat Robertson impressions. [14:30] BAD?! [14:30] Atrocious? [14:30] OK [14:30] yes True story fairies in alaska found money tree [14:31] The Whatican?! [14:31] exrev, that's the troll talking [14:31] someone should auto-tune robertson [14:31] Stream has cut, anyone else? [14:31] Avatarded [14:31] I am on the restream now. [14:31] I still here it. [14:31] does it count when im already drunk? [14:31] *hear [14:31] * NeutronJack drinks [14:31] 3D computer animation is a substitute for religion. I'm all for it. [14:32] i think that if you are going to worship something, it's more rational to worship nature than some imaginary god [14:32] I wouldn't call the effects ground breaking [14:32] Yes, the Vatican is reviewing movies. What's next--cell phone testing? [14:32] Like Gaia, the earth goddess? [14:33] i don't think it's necessary to antropomorphise nature [14:33] yeah but humans we love to imagine [14:33] True, ruisleipa and exrev. [14:34] It's a kind of pantheism. [14:34] pants theism [14:34] :) [14:34] Was that the river "ifttthshshss"? [14:34] * zeroday snickers [14:34] okay I got the stream to work for me.... I'm streaming the sound with my VPS to a file there, and streaming from my VPS (which is in Canada) to my local computer in Australia.... it seems the knobjockeys who run my network here think that dropping every other packet on non-http ports is effective bandwidth management. [14:34] cool [14:35] http://digitalaphasia.com/audio/trueStory.wav [14:35] Gliktch: of course, who resends packages? [14:35] Gliktch: It saves bandwidth all right, but it defeats the purpose of a network. [14:35] Are people going to want to go to Barsoom? [14:36] If smurfs fucked thundercats, and the progeny starred in Ferngully, you'd have the same flick [14:36] LOL [14:36] http://digitalaphasia.com/audio/trueStory.mp3 [14:36] * zeroday suppresses a nerdgasm [14:36] hmmm.. seems chopped off [14:36] christonice, mark kermode simply called it Smurfahontas [14:37] 0sWell, the blue things are two steps from the litter indian from the ' [14:37] * zeroday has a prem!ature!! punctuation [14:37] :))) [14:37] '70s, that is [14:37] Who was he, Christ, something Ironheart? [14:38] I know who you mean [14:38] LOL [14:38] I forget his name. Traits Against Race perhaps [14:38] Jay Leno, wow... [14:38] No, Conan [14:39] when is the 666 episode [14:39] leno is a hack [14:39] he;s an atheist? [14:39] bye Matt we willmiss you [14:39] chinny, head-wiggly-waggly; kind of hypnotic [14:39] * BathTub has joined #nonprophets [14:39] Leno is a pale shadow of Johnny Carson [14:39] i am anty chin. [14:40] how long ago did the show start? [14:40] 40 min ago [14:40] or 35 [14:40] poop, timed that poorly [14:40] How do you know Zero, where you there? [14:41] uh, uh, (rapping) [14:41] that's my Ken Hamm impression [14:41] * Kazim has joined #nonprophets [14:41] i've only known Leno [14:41] Me and my iTunes, yeah, MarkB. [14:41] But leno is getting old [14:41] This is why you don't go to a Christian school [14:42] Like VenomFangX's Christian college and seminary. [14:42] i went to bible college [14:42] we have no soul! [14:42] i escaped with my life [14:42] sorry to hear exrev [14:43] Sounds like a script for a feature movie, exrev. Pitch the story to a producer. [14:43] like dead poets society [14:43] yeah i was in ministry (not fulltime) for about 10 years [14:44] if i include the bible college experience [14:44] shame on you [14:44] * ph-nl has quit IRC (Leaving.) [14:44] Exactly! I still like that movie, zeffii. A bit more chicks would have been nice, though. [14:44] Naw, you gotta admire him for getting out [14:44] and porn. dont forget porn [14:44] yeah? how about he attempt to get all his buddies out too [14:45] be the skipper of that sinking ship! [14:45] its useless [14:45] i know. [14:45] You taught them too well [14:45] i shouldnt be so heartless [14:45] Absolutely, helo_darqness1. But »Dead Poets' Society« was before the Internet. The internet is for porn, the internet is for porn. [14:45] i've had many late night "talks" [14:45] LOL [14:46] fuck i always get dan barker and don baker! [14:46] confused [14:46] i always mix them up [14:46] Joe Don Baker.... MITCHELL [14:46] Is there an atheist Don? [14:46] Heart pumpin'! [14:46] The Chubby Blue Line? [14:46] Veins cloggin'! [14:46] MITCHELL! [14:46] Mitchell! [14:47] What did you eat, Agrippa? [14:47] they don't [14:47] Which Mitchell? [14:47] Joe Don Baker is ... Mittens! [14:47] * zeroday googling names [14:47] * zeffii rubs hands together [14:47] You know how atheists feel about the appendix? Xians feel that way about the brain [14:47] my my my mitchell [14:47] HHAHAAHAaha! [14:48] nice MarkB [14:48] "Now that there are so many atheists"--yeah, we must be up to, what, 15%? It's nearly overwhelming! [14:48] Great line, MarkB! [14:48] srsly [14:48] Was that Rush Limbaugh? [14:49] RAWRRR [14:49] its peanut butter - jelly tiiiime [14:49] it's like you were drinking tea with the chap, jeff. [14:49] That's only because it was you, Jeff ;-) [14:50] she was coi! [14:50] man why is chat so small today [14:50] nobody is here [14:50] Koi? [14:50] koi? [14:51] "I feel stupid because I can't defend my beliefs. This is clearly the fault of those who question me." [14:51] me first [14:51] yeah after realzing that my beliefs were stupid i didn't blame athiest... i became one [14:51] "I feel stupid because you've exposed my stupidity...please stop" [14:51] well put Jack [14:52] but not Astral Projection [14:52] exrev, so what helped you use your brain again? [14:52] I'm reminded of Dan Dennett's notion of »belief in belief«. [14:53] bahai? [14:53] bahais are nutjobs too. by default. [14:54] Raelians? They're atheists, usually. [14:54] well at least what they call themselves already gets you most of the way to "bwahahaha", so they're pretty much writing your response for you [14:54] ah good question. I had a lot of freetime about a year ago, so i started to read about evolution and i wanted to quench my doubts [14:54] exrev, oh a freshman! [14:54] And you did, didn't you exrev? [14:54] exrev.... Ex-Rev.? [14:55] but started to go a different direction then i orginally thought instead of it strengthing my faith the study just smashted it in a million pieces [14:55] Only they were your doubts about evolution [14:55] yes [14:55] can someone please transcribe one of the most recent things said on the stream so I can work out how big my delay is? :) [14:55] "It's not my fault" [14:55] He just said: "that makes you feel bad" [14:55] "But I have to say" [14:55] oh cool, I'm right there then :) [14:55] it is my fault [14:55] exrev, and suddenly things became even more beautiful :) [14:55] right [14:55] "posing" [14:55] couple of seconds only :D (I feel special) [14:56] * rolodex has joined #nonprophets [14:56] why are there so few users here today [14:56] "posing" <--- sums up a lot of magic thinkers lol [14:56] I guess i've always doubted [14:56] what age aryou exrev? [14:56] 30 [14:56] i live beside a JW preacher. [14:56] yeah being bought up creationist, then finding out how full of crap Ken Ham & co. are is a great way of weakening faith (talking about myself) [14:56] crazy . but admirably friendly guy [14:57] * rolodex has quit IRC (Client exited) [14:57] I think we are not as many chat members as usual because on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com/ it still says January 23 for the next show. [14:58] mms://69.163.33.28:443 <---- if anyone wants to use the bounced stream from my VPS (it should be able to handle at least a few people) [14:58] The main NP page had last week listed for the show, not today [14:58] zeroday: Yeah, it seems that the NP have fallen in love with their forum, and forgotten about www.nonprophetsradio.com. [14:58] until recently [14:58] OMG_D [14:58] to be honest its not cluttered [14:58] oh mark are you a J_W :P [14:58] i like it this quiet [14:59] an honorary Jew [14:59] the funny thing was I read Francis Collins book [14:59] grew up in a Jewish neighboorhood [14:59] I see "g_d" sometimes on the web. Is it because jews must not name Yahweh? [14:59] the comparative 'unlikeliness' thing was well illustrated in a discussion I watched last year, about one of those guys who went on TV and said he was going to use his magical powers to stop watches [15:00] It's because they THINK they can't [15:00] right zero they don't want to say the word or spell it... so silly [15:00] and then when a town clock (big one) stopped 2 days after that broadcast, people credited him with it [15:00] also christians, not taking the name in vein [15:00] vain? [15:00] wpff [15:00] That christian thing was a total disaster!! [15:00] and people all over were crediting him with clocks starting that were stopped [15:00] »g0d« would be more 1337speak. [15:00] or anything to do with a timepiece that seemed weird [15:01] i want jeff to do the tearing [15:01] ask the minister if he has wetsuits. [15:01] jeff, and his evil eyebrows [15:01] zeroday: I think that the rule is you can't throw away God's name, so you shouldn't write it on paper where you might have to throw it out. Some Jews extend that to other media, because somebody might print it out. [15:01] yeah all though many people view taking the lords name in vain not as cussing but living a sinful lifestyle [15:01] instead of keeping the field of supporting evidence narrow, it was actually felt that the MORE obscure an outcome was, the more removed from the original prediction/claim, it was in a way even MORE convincing to some people [15:01] Neutron: makes sense, in a crazy sort of way [15:01] * Agrippa has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.5.7/20091221164558]) [15:02] WHOLLY [15:02] WHOLLY [15:02] or WHOLY [15:02] Very interesting, NeutronJack. That's why there are special ceremonies with worn-out bibles, korans and torahs. [15:02] whatever [15:02] jeff dee would have turned into a freefight! [15:02] WHOLLY MHAMMOTH [15:02] o.O [15:02] zeffii: just listened the episode with the wetsuit story on a trip :P [15:02] lol, wetsuits [15:02] : ) [15:03] and a dildo [15:03] Again, note the plural. One pastor. But wetsuitS, and dildoS. [15:03] the pastor on the show [15:03] keywords: hogtied, wetsuit, dildo [15:03] god never promised anything :) [15:03] heh, they're talking about THAT Hitchens debate... it was pure ownage, like one of those movies where someone is moving at super speed and people trying to hit them it's just *paf paf* knocking blows away without breaking a sweat [15:04] or dropping your scotch [15:04] ' i didnt lie... i just didnt tell you the truth' [15:04] Over at Ray Comfort's blog another guy and I worked out that Ray & Kirk vs Matt and Jeff would be a very cool debate. [15:04] i hate atheist callers :) [15:05] yes. MATT! [15:05] true... I found the AE through idiot Xian callers [15:05] these callers need to stop [15:05] bathtub, do you like to watch baby seals be clubbed too? [15:05] haha [15:05] well of course you lose at skiing... unless you know the key to press that lets you escape the yeti at the end :D [15:05] Yes, but Christians hardly call any more [15:05] "You're communist, and you're from Russia." LOL [15:05] hardly any muslims [15:05] about what Jeff just said - not only that, but some of them take being 'persecuted' as a sign of being 'tested' by their gawd -_- [15:05] ...ever? [15:06] Yeah, you know it's gonna be good when the caller starts "I was flippin thru channels and saw ya'll's show..." [15:06] MarkB: Ray isn't cute [15:06] ha ha right Mark [15:06] not even a little bit [15:06] rats arent cute either [15:06] Oh, he's kinda cute [15:06] Gliktch yeah you see that all the time at Ray's blog "Disagreement = Persecution = Jesus is Lord" [15:07] j/k [15:07] but some people keep them as pets [15:07] That's because of Ray's new-zealand accent, no? [15:07] whats the app they're talking about? [15:07] newsgroups chewz [15:07] if you think he's cute then I can only imagine you mean in the sense that you found the hunchback dude in "300" endearing [15:07] thanks [15:07] Victimhood is like cocaine for Christians [15:08] alt.atheism probably? [15:08] "Birds and trees therefore god". Whatever shall I answer to that?! [15:08] Chew-Z List of Talk Origins rebuttals of Creationist Claims [15:08] some people just have this thing for retards I guess [15:08] thank you bathtub [15:08] oh shit.. i'm lagged :) [15:08] Apparently RationalJen has convinced one of AETV's Christian e-mailers to call in tomorrow [15:09] "skim reall quick" [15:09] or not just retards but pitiable entities in general [15:09] darn, mine dropped out [15:09] I have a blanket rebuttal to creationsts: "They are stupid fucking liars!" [15:09] I've got nearly 0 delay I think... this program is using the same ISP as I am [15:09] "succinct way." [15:10] http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/01/theres_an_app_for_that.php [15:10] My typing is the thing lagging. :-P [15:10] WHOLY [15:10] that was bullshit [15:10] Nice find BathTub [15:10] An iPhone app for Creationist claims? C'mon... [15:11] It's in Texas... [15:11] they're in Austin... I'm in Dallas [15:11] If I had an iPhone I would pick it up [15:12] couldn't you instead just fast-forward to the end of a flinstones episode and show them the bit that says "not based on living or dead persons etc"? [15:12] I want tickets to be "in a live studio audiance' lol [15:12] Gliktch... YES! [15:12] * ihedenius has joined #nonprophets [15:12] Given optimal ISP connection and minimal amount of router/gateway "hops", it could be virtually real-time, Chew-Z. [15:12] * Blahface has joined #nonprophets [15:13] Is there a show on now? [15:13] Can you ping the streaming server, Chew-Z? [15:13] yes Blah [15:13] Yes Blah [15:13] let me try zero [15:13] * Blahface has quit IRC (Blahface) [15:13] I get a ping timeout. [15:14] ah, Matt is only addressing part of the point... [15:14] someone's credentials and MOTIVATIONS are relevant when weighing up any advice they are giving [15:14] that's a good point [15:15] traceroute nonprophets.gotdns.org times out after 7 hops and 160.095 ms [15:15] that there WILL BE debate s/b the agreement [15:15] especially in something like counselling, which is based much less in factfinding and more in perception and opinion [15:15] zeroday, you can try my VPS, it should be able to handle you fine, I doubt anyone else is on except me [15:16] physical harm [15:16] * JaseFifty1 has joined #nonprophets [15:16] yeah. that was a pointless guest [15:16] * Vency has joined #nonprophets [15:16] boxing gloves will be provided [15:17] let jen do it [15:17] hi [15:17] are we having a show today? [15:17] yes Vency it's up right now [15:17] go go go :) [15:17] I'm connected to mms://69.163.33.28:443, Gliktch. Thanks! [15:17] ...was jen coughing...and saying coughRETARDcough under her breath? [15:17] oh thanks :) [15:18] I needed to re-download the .pls file before it would work [15:18] Using VLC now, too. I'm with the cool kids! :-D [15:18] how long has it been on for? [15:18] lol zeffi [15:18] no worries, glad I could help :) I had to do it on :443 since only HTTP and HTTPS are unthrottled on my local connection >.< [15:18] my winamp 2.46 is more awesome [15:18] over an hour [15:18] Zero... 1 19 10 9 [15:18] 19ms [15:18] oh maaan [15:19] Cool, Gliktch! [15:19] * ruiner has joined #nonprophets [15:19] * ruiner is now known as wayn3h [15:20] "but what if you're wrong!" [15:20] "but what if you're a pineapple!" [15:20] :P [15:20] turtles, all the way down. [15:20] * Kevin_Canavan has joined #nonprophets [15:20] we don't waste time worrying about ridiculously unlikely prospects [15:20] I official give Russell kudos for the idea [15:20] * ihedenius has quit IRC (Leaving.) [15:20] *officially [15:21] beartrap? [15:21] you know why we don't waste time on those things? BECAUSE WE EVOLVED THAT WAY :D [15:21] I'd answer to god with another Russell, Bertrand Russell: »Sir, you hadn't provided me with enough EVIDENCE.« [15:21] No love for Conan.... [15:22] AaronRa is a legend [15:22] I adore the chicks in the Conan flick, Chew-Z. Yum yum, in Crom's name! [15:22] *AronRa. [15:22] AronRa's FFOC series is awesome. [15:22] AronRa sorry [15:22] Conan, what is best? [15:23] * ThePain has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.5.7/20091221164558]) [15:23] yes! aronRA <3 [15:23] Oh wait. Conan the Barbarian or Conan O'Brian? [15:23] first I was talking about OBrian but now I'm talking about the Barbarian [15:23] What is best in life? To be on at 11:30... [15:23] maybe ditch martin [15:23] I want to hear the lamentation of the creationists [15:24] yeah 12:05 is NOT the tonight show [15:24] Yeah I think Aron Ra would be an interesting guest [15:24] haha @ subliminal stuff [15:24] NLP FTW. Repeat after me. NLP... [15:24] I HATE NLP!!! [15:25] "SMMMOKE" "Not now, Gary" [15:25] NLP disappeared into my rectal chakra long ago [15:25] What about Nude Directions? [15:25] Or New Erections? [15:25] Hypnotists... Look in my eyes the eyes the eyes not around the eyes not below the eyes the eyes the eyes ANNND your under [15:25] Tracie RAWKS [15:25] I didn't like how NLP was portrayed in "The Mentalist". Won't work that well in reality. [15:25] Tracie is hawt, yessiree! [15:25] Jen's cool too [15:26] debdrup: apparently there was a list of unfortunate internet domain names compiled... one of the top ones was Experts Exchange... [15:26] www.ExpertSexChange.com xD [15:26] Still waiting for a Jen & Tracie show. [15:26] * Kevin_Canavan has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.5.7/20091221164558]) [15:26] Gliktch: i know :) [15:26] Jen and Tracie would be a great show [15:26] a childcare center at Mole Station [15:26] ha ha gliktch [15:26] What's this now? [15:26] molestation! [15:26] LOL [15:26] Stalkers? [15:26] the list goes on :D [15:27] i lolle.d [15:27] While testing the new studio, ustream streamed a chat between Jen and Tracie. They seem to go well with each other. [15:27] I missed that [15:27] HooRAH [15:27] I like the importance of punctuation "Let's eat Grandpa!' / "Let's eat, Grandpa!" [15:27] haha [15:27] ha [15:27] lol [15:27] "he's all stringy" [15:27] * zeroday has another p!remat!ure!! punctuation [15:28] Good stuff Jen and Tracie [15:28] The worst thing to say during sex: Happy birthday, grandma! [15:28] wait what are they talking about right now? [15:28] yike [15:28] LOL @debdrup [15:28] well it's okay if you're grandpa I guess [15:28] Frankie Boyle (Scottish comedian): "I still remember my first full kiss with tongues... though grandad always denies it" [15:29] A sex-changed PZ Myers also was on the list, wasn't (s)he? [15:29] Khaaan! [15:29] zeroday: so they now PZ sitting down? [15:29] It's just a wee poll guys [15:29] okay enough toilet talk :P [15:30] Exactly, Gliktch [15:30] Oh, I thought "poles". [15:30] * ChristopherB has joined #nonprophets [15:30] Yeah, what more do you guys want? [15:30] AETV: poontang magnet? [15:30] lmao @ matt's characterisation of potter [15:30] :D [15:31] karyn glasser was far hotter :) [15:31] Pombolo even better that its local in Austin,TX [15:31] How much have I missed?! ;) [15:31] (sorry russel ) [15:31] wait... why is Daniel Radcliffe compiling lists of hottest dudes? :P [15:31] Sexy male atheist poles and sexy male atheist poles; makes quite a differenc.e [15:31] *polls [15:31] I think we got it zero ;) [15:31] lmao you just can't get enough hey zeroday :P [15:32] Iron in meteors? [15:32] Yeah, but all because they're an atheist, does mean they're sane [15:32] but what do you have against the nonreligious Polaks? [15:32] That always comes from muslim creationists [15:32] Holy f*cking Jesus on a pogo stick dildo, you are right, Gliktch. You too, Pombolo. :-) [15:32] ugh @ quotemining religious texts for 'tolerance' soundbites [15:32] I've known a lot of atheists... but then they'll talked about how 911 how a cover up and the evil stuff in the water... [15:32] how cell phones fry your brain [15:33] sharks are evil [15:33] so much more... only if they kept their mouth shut I would of maybe slept with some [15:33] And Aspartame ChristopherB, don't forget Aspartame [15:33] "Please show me on the doll where you've been touched by Jesus." [15:33] ha [15:33] Out of context<--------my interpretation is right, yours is wrong. [15:33] If you bang your head to hard while praying and get a fatal brain hemmohrage, does that count as being killed by Islam? [15:34] Chemtrails...anti-vaxers I've dealt with them all [15:34] I'd allow it, MarkB. [15:34] Oddly I just started listening to SGU when I strted to meet these people [15:34] Sustained [15:34] or maybe I started to notice [15:34] ChristopherB: so you don't think anyone was involved in covering up some events on 9/11/2001? You think the Saudis with boxcutters were open about their plans while boarding? You think the people who funded them bragged about it afterwards? :P [15:34] Ummm yeah [15:34] Do you REALLY think the US went to the moon? [15:34] Pfft [15:35] no matter which conspiracy theory you adhere to, including the official one, claiming it's cut and dried is disingenuous [15:35] * EebamXela has joined #nonprophets [15:35] I haven't met a moon denier in person yet [15:35] ok people you can rest now, i'm here [15:35] There is no moon. now you have. [15:35] Nah, not in person. I've only talked to one over email [15:35] Facebook?! Christopher Borra [15:35] And JFK obviously is still alive. [15:35] I'll sign up for sexy male atheist [15:35] good one mond [15:35] ;) [15:35] Or was that Hitler? [15:35] Nah, Elvis [15:36] Right on, Pombolo. [15:36] ChristOnIce: I have, but I think it was one of those people who changes conspiracy theories like they change underpants... once a week lol [15:36] You have what, gliktch? [15:36] Oh big foot people, ghost communicators, astrology reading tarot card read chakra sucking.... [15:36] Yes, he mentioned the same thing [15:36] Damn I thought my list was at an end. [15:37] * raynet has quit IRC (Lost terminal) [15:37] no dont end it! [15:37] 5 years of dealing with crazy's [15:37] i just got here [15:37] New conspiracy: The lizard people caused Haiti! (Too early?) [15:37] ChristOnIce: oops, meant to send that one to ChristopherB :) [15:37] Nooo, don't end the show! [15:37] I meant I have met someone who talked about faked nasa photos etc [15:37] A cultural jew. [15:37] Matt, I hope you told him to send money [15:38] To become a real atheist, send $100 via PayPal to NeutronJack@paypal.com. [15:38] yes [15:38] hehe [15:38] Yeah Gliktch! Cause you heard about one nutty thing and you talk a bit more and learn that they believe in so much crap. Bigpharma, "evil" doctors [15:38] Cause you hear* [15:38] One conspiracy to back up the previous conspiracy... [15:38] My cat is an atheist [15:38] Open eyes? [15:38] He has to go through the dreaded Atheist initiation rite! [15:39] which I don't entirely discount (anyone who thinks the government wouldn't fake a good photo for morale is just as deluded), but generally I'm convinced that all the answerable objections moon deniers bring up are usuaully dealt with via a more modern and accurate understanding of the moon environment [15:39] As Matt said once I think. The only conspiracy's that tend to be true are religious one's. [15:40] Send him out the official "atheist welcome pack". It is an empty box. [15:40] I hear that all atheists are shiftless & lazy. [15:40] * echobucket1 has joined #nonprophets [15:40] And they foul their nests [15:40] So Dan Brown is right after all, ChristopherB. ;-) [15:40] * Juju has joined #nonprophets [15:40] Well, maybe some are. Perhaps some feel like such crap for being an ahteist and how people trat them. [15:40] Serial killers? [15:40] ChristopherB: well... you would have to elaborate in order for me to agree with you there... I believe Big Pharma exists, and believe they suck :P But I'm assuming you're referring to a claimed conspiracy that goes deeper than just general greed and negligence [15:41] or maybe people treat them like crap and in turn they feel like crap, and they're an atheist [15:41] Brad Pitt: 'I'm probably 20 percent atheist and 80 percent agnostic" ... HERETIC [15:41] Chew-Z: he has godless feet? O.o [15:41] * Jonas has quit IRC [15:42] Pitt probably has the notion that atheists make a claim. Maybe? [15:42] either that or his hands are completely non-theiest [15:42] Like how doctors go to school for years on end so they can in the pocket of big pharma and keep peope sick. Cause it in our "best" interest to keep people sick, type non-sense [15:42] 20% of him don't know, and 80% don't believe. Weird. [15:42] In fact I got inspired by talking to a person like that and I'm going to get some of the "evil" pills to quit smoking next month. [15:42] zero day don't you have that backwards [15:42] can get in the pocket* [15:43] this poll Matt's talking about, as well as the Brad Pitt references, are almost definitely relying heavily on misinterpretation rather than actual bias against atheists [15:43] I have to clarify, Chew-Z: agnostic means not being able to know, atheist means not being able to believe (well, in a nutshell). [15:44] zeroday: that makes sense to me [15:44] Not really, but its highly unlikely I'll believe in a god [15:44] what I mean is, when these people are being asked if they want their daughter or whatever marrying an atheist, they think of the 'atheist' caricature spat to them from their pulpit [15:44] some religions have had 2,000 years to make their case. Its over! [15:44] zeroday: sorry but I must object to that too - atheism/theism doesn't define ability [15:44] only current state of belief [15:45] I'm really struggling with agnostics. They say that some thing can't be known, either because of our perception, science, physical make-up or in principle. [15:45] *things [15:45] I can change my mind... and I think it would be really cool that all my kindness to other will be rewarded. But I'm a realist, and to me it just seems to good to be true [15:45] yeah, that seems like a pretty big CLAIM :P [15:45] Good having you here this time Jeff [15:46] * MarkB has quit IRC (MarkB) [15:46] * echobucket1 has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [15:46] I hope they get this on Itunez soon!!!!!!!!!! I got here late and I have no LIFE! [15:46] Who's this stalker Jeff has? [15:46] But I agree with you putting it as "current state of belief", Gliktch. Although... Some agnostics say that we cannot know some things in principle. [15:47] yes but some atheists also say they believe go doesn't exist (i.e, Matt) [15:47] that has no relevance to the definition of the word itself [15:47] *god [15:47] * BathTub has quit IRC [15:47] They might be right. What if anything is outside of our universe? I don't think this question will ever be able to get answered. [15:47] True, but that's not the definition of atheism. That would be lack of belief in god or deities. [15:47] I loled just at the song name [15:48] yes zeroday that was my point [15:48] Bye bye internet people [15:48] Debra Rufini is her name. [15:48] Positive or strong atheism, it's sometimes called. [15:48] * Pombolo has quit IRC (Leaving) [15:48] you're describing a subset of that category which does not define that category [15:48] * NeutronJack has quit IRC [15:48] LOL WTF is the song... [15:48] okay this song is crap but the title was funny :P [15:48] * Vency has quit IRC (Vency) [15:48] yeah [15:48] its funny as hell [15:49] D'oh. Now I have to think all this through again, Gliktch. :-D Anyway, thank you for using your mms/https stream. [15:49] * Juju has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.5.7/20091221164558]) [15:49] this is probably ripped from an evangelical instruction video on evil atheists [15:49] Damn, can someone rebroadcast the show? [15:49] yeah, probably [15:49] * mib_w7vsecik10jp has quit IRC (http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) [15:49] * ChristOnIce has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.5.7/20091221164558]) [15:50] Now Gliktch I wasn't saying all doctors and big companys have our best interest at hand [15:50] * Konradius has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.5.7/20091221164558]) [15:50] I'll listen to it again as soon as it appears in the archive page: http://nonprophetsradio.com/audio/ [15:50] np zeroday, I might make a habit of it :) I can only stream it through port 80 (HTTP) or 443 (HTTPS), for it to work to this location, so I'll probably do it each time [15:50] But I think I can say the most doctors and big companys do have our's and their best interest at hand. A common interest. :D [15:51] Way cool, Gliktch! What streaming server do you use? [15:51] VLC [15:51] Of course, VLC can do it. Amazing. [15:51] it was grabbing the stream with VLC then restreaming it again to my local computer [15:51] Yeah same here [15:51] and to yours :) [15:51] Is the aussie government not meant to be rolling out a super fast broadband in the next few years. [15:51] nah I'm not on a slow connection [15:52] it's just shared between 300 units and the network admins are frigging clueless [15:52] or just don't care [15:52] and they choke all non-standard ports [15:52] Time to smoke a cig [15:52] You guys might be interested in sciencebasedmedicine.org/ where many pros and cons are discussed sometimes. [15:52] * http://sciencebasedmedicine.org/ [15:53] I can download at 400-500kbyte/sec from a website but if I try to run torrents or an FTP transfer or any P2P it runs at about 10k or less [15:53] Whats has scientific medicine ever done for us? [15:53] What have the Romans ever done for us?! [15:53] hehehe [15:53] lol [15:53] I wonder how that lady is going with the monty python ban [15:54] was that resolved yet [15:54] regulars would know what I'm clumsily referring to [15:54] the aquaduct [15:54] A new ban on Monty Python? Or the old one about that small British town and »Life of Brian?« [15:54] Yes, it was sorted, you are now allowed to call your snake "monty" [15:55] Aberystwyth [15:55] Thats easy for you to say. [15:55] Exactly, Gliktch. [15:55] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Jan 16 15:55:30 2010