Session Start: Sat Mar 12 13:31:21 2005 Session Ident: #atheist_network [13:31] * Now talking in #atheist_network [13:31] * Topic is 'God doesn't exist. Get over it. - It's official, IG on ABC's WifeSwap' [13:31] * Set by infidelguy|really_away on Tue Mar 08 18:11:31 [13:31] -ChanServ- (#atheist_network) Welcome to the Atheist Network IRC Channel. Please treat other as you wish to be treated... with respect. [13:31] Hi everyone! [13:31] * rudeboy has joined #atheist_network [13:32] * rudeboy coughs [13:32] Okay gang. [13:32] New Non-Prophets in 28 minutes [13:32] Hey rude, you want to test my server connect please? [13:32] be happy to [13:32] laoding now [13:32] loading [13:33] I hear background [13:33] ok [13:33] sounds like someone typing [13:33] You should hear my voice at some point [13:33] yeah that's probably me [13:33] speak, oh mighty non prophet [13:34] ah [13:34] I hear you fine [13:34] somewhat faintly [13:34] ok cool [13:34] I can up my sound levels in a minute [13:35] hah! [13:35] except that you're testing mostly "off mic" it sounds good [13:36] bring up the master [13:37] ah 3 is good. two and one are weak, you sound like you;re in the background [13:37] You're telling me things from two minutes ago :) [13:37] I've already dealt with that now [13:37] No, now you;re in the range [13:38] Call the mike you;re testing and I'll tell you if its good [13:38] 3 is good [13:38] 1 is good [13:38] too loud for jeff maybe [13:39] heehee [13:40] ah the Shitty mic cable syndrome [13:41] * rudeboy snickers like beavis [13:41] All 3 sound within range [13:42] 2 and 1 are slightly down... [13:42] I say, your check is good [13:43] This is ANN...... [13:44] that would be a humorous tag [13:45] did you guys see this one? [13:45] http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2005/03/10/religious_left/index_np.html [13:52] yeah I saw it, but we usually don't do other people's editorials [13:53] oh, okay... [13:53] it sounded like you guys didn;t have a lot of news [13:53] well, true [13:53] but I think we have enough grist [13:53] good.... always ready to contribute more [13:54] Thanks for that [13:55] Bill Nye The Science Guy is going to lecture at the Skeptics meeting in April 24th [13:55] Is the atheist Network feed listed as our show right now? [13:55] let me check [13:56] yep. [13:57] just linked [13:57] it's silent right now, but the countdown is running and your title is in the box [13:57] * authentic has joined #atheist_network [13:57] * NoGods has joined #atheist_network [13:57] * NoGods is now known as NeutronJack [13:57] ah the audience is assembling [13:58] I better scalp some tickets [13:58] Music starting [13:58] * NeutronJack tingles with anti ... pation! [13:58] Is there dead air right now? [13:58] at this moment yes [13:58] less than 2 minutes they;ve already begun the show [13:58] you should hear music shortly [13:58] Okay, I thought something was wrong with my computer [13:59] Music! [13:59] and we're up [13:59] Cool - Got it [13:59] TY! [14:00] standby to cue the announcer [14:00] * NeutronJack gets his clapboard read. [14:00] ready, even [14:00] heehee [14:01] pot down the theme music, let's go... [14:01] Ah, the verb "to pot". :-) [14:01] heh. a universla concept [14:01] You are live on the Atheist Network [14:02] Woot [14:02] * bnem has joined #atheist_network [14:02] Eggs taste better outdoors. [14:02] heh [14:02] That would be w00t [14:02] excuse me [14:03] you stand corrected [14:03] Yes. Heh. [14:03] I ph33r ur 1337 5k33lz [14:04] *LOL* [14:04] Must not be enough REAL NEWS in the world, so the wire services are emitting their opinions. [14:04] yeah [14:04] AP is so far up teh Bush arse that they can't see the light of day. [14:04] The French?! [14:04] heh [14:04] of al the people to write that story [14:05] It's the AP. Take it with a grain of salt. [14:05] Perhaps cheese-worship is diminishing. [14:05] whoreship? [14:05] Just Brie [14:05] YES [14:05] They love the Bush [14:05] * Indefual has joined #atheist_network [14:06] Yeah, UPI or AP... [14:06] UPI!??? [14:06] Okay, I stand corrected [14:06] or did they merge or something? [14:06] Not the cartoon people, I assume. [14:06] no... that's UPA [14:06] |Emily L.--->Never mind. [14:07] :) [14:07] fundamentalist fucktard... I like that [14:07] 4Isnt UPI pwned by Moonie [14:07] I think so... not sure [14:07] It does have a nice ring. [14:07] You are never allowed to write Woot. [14:07] I seldom do [14:07] NOW allowed [14:07] Washington Times is owned by Moon [14:07] I never heard about UPI [14:07] I have to go hide now [14:07] I used to rip and read UPI at college for newscasts [14:08] but we're talking 30 years ago here [14:08] Moonies purchase UPI in May 2000: http://www.mediachannel.org/originals/revmoon.shtml [14:08] a theologian doesn't have an agenda eh? [14:08] Thank you, you're right [14:08] and other believeers agree with him huh. [14:09] Good call Neutron Jack! [14:09] Thanks, Neutron [14:09] My memory was fuzzy n that [14:11] * NeutronJack acknowledges that bnem reminded him. [14:11] claim this morla high ground... heehee [14:11] moral [14:11] moral? [14:11] fuck that... [14:11] ethical [14:11] Who's morla? [14:12] I keep asking myself that... [14:12] Wasn't morla in Lord of the Rings? [14:12] Didn't she fight King Arthur? [14:12] morla or less... [14:13] gee.... "targeting" an audience... [14:13] it's all so public relations related [14:13] "Believe in crap, so there. We're right, so there." [14:13] all very fundamentalist in their BS [14:13] morla is an anagram for "moral" and "molar". [14:14] oh brother [14:14] What? [14:14] As opposed to the divine acts of goodness in the name of Allah and Christ! [14:14] Agnostics and Atheists bomb yet another building! [14:14] When did you last see that headline? [14:14] talk about projection [14:15] You remember the great atheist troubles of Ireland? [14:15] when did ANY atheist ever forment an inquisition??? [14:15] No, wait--those are CHRISTIANS! [14:15] Organizing atheists is like herding cats [14:15] yikes! talk about the pot calling the kettle.... [14:15] Logic is evil--FAITH is where it's at! [14:15] You really must link me to this article.... [14:16] it's priceless [14:16] You mean like putting the girl on the "rack" and a dish rack is pulled out [14:16] We take away their sugar high. Rain on their parade. *pout* [14:16] Who are the European cookoos? [14:17] We just talk crap and you guys sprew it in an article [14:17] heh [14:17] a "re-paganization...? [14:17] Here ya go http://www.washtimes.com/upi-breaking/20050301-123015-2069r.htm [14:17] Thanks! [14:17] Washington Times link [14:17] A "news" organization. [14:17] I think Harry Potter is taking over. People are worshiping Dumbledore. [14:18] or Disney... DUMBO-DOPE [14:19] * Dealic has joined #atheist_network [14:19] Its like the Imortal and we are running around with swords [14:20] paganism is on the rise? [14:20] oops I meant Highlander [14:20] oh please... [14:20] heh, bnem [14:21] Of course, the boneheads don't understand the difference between atheism and paganism. They're all satanists, according to them. [14:22] well, they are not "xtians" like them... false spiritualism...hwatever that means [14:22] it's all so very silly, it's amazing anyone gives them any press [13:23] here we go again... "freedom" is linked to "religious belief" [13:23] Not that surprising, considering all the other crap that gets press [14:23] I've got your "end times" right here.... [14:23] The key is that it's a special "balanced" press that has been set up [14:23] We've been around longer than they have and we will be around after they are gone. [14:24] Puhleeze. [14:24] heh [14:24] lOL [14:24] LOL [14:24] See, the mainstream press used to care about "the truth", so in order to be "balanced", [14:24] the new press has to lie. [14:24] It's only fair. [14:24] Oh, I love fair and balanced news [14:24] lying in the name of the Lard [14:24] Ah, those master debaters! [14:25] and cunning linguists [14:25] "Gloria is fair & buxom." [14:25] (Do the Spoonerism yourself.) [14:25] Ah I was about to ask about that. [14:25] Now I get it. [14:26] Foria is bear and gluxom, of course. [14:26] Exactly. [14:27] I really should attend that Hollywood one... [14:29] Reggie is "away" [14:29] Me too! [14:29] Me too! [14:30] something [14:30] Cubby! [14:30] Something in the chat room now. [14:30] Anette [14:30] OOH OOH! talk about me too! [14:31] someone needs to take a sledge to the rock [14:31] or some dynamite [14:33] zzzzzzz............zzzzzz............ [14:33] wha? [14:36] states attorney general from TExas are functionally illiterate [14:36] Sadly true [14:36] We have a history of idiotic government officials [14:37] yeah, that's been carried through to a national level.. [14:37] Aye... [14:37] GOOD NEWS! [14:39] bush pretected the cross... how very crusadian of him [14:39] protected [14:39] damn my fingers are stiff [14:41] Who got to the UN? [14:41] rudeboy, did you, or do you, have a AN radio show? [14:41] I did. It's in temporary limbo right now [14:41] Okay, I've been wondering that for a few months... Thanks.. :) [14:41] I'm trying to get back to it [14:42] but real life intervened... [14:42] haha! [14:42] That I can understand. :) [14:42] thanks... [14:42] I fully intend to continue doing th show [14:48] moral rules... [14:52] friggin bush again [14:52] Bush continues to amaze us. [14:52] I'm tired of this moron [14:53] The ACLU and the AU is using my local county jail's job program as a test case for this shit. [14:53] lol [14:54] Texans that can't imitate Bush!? [14:54] They only hired Christians and held prayers as job training programs [14:54] it's hard for people of reasonable intelligence to imitate morons [14:54] true [14:54] LOL [14:55] "Move the mountain": nice Islamic touch! [14:55] And look how Bush screwed up TExas [14:55] I think that's also Biblical [14:55] Funny, no one follows up on those things... [14:55] something about how if you have faith the size of a mustard seed, your prayer can move mountains [14:56] how did we end up with this load... [14:56] How QMish: observation is interference. [14:57] Is there a way to post a long link in here and shorten it up? Like an html thing? [14:57] your limit is a short paragraph [14:57] *LOL* [14:57] Never mind [14:58] just copy and paste it [14:58] I'll wait until the trial starts [14:58] it [14:58] That should be a laugh riot [14:58] will cut off after 80 characters or something [14:58] Use tinyurl.com to shorten a URL. [14:58] family values, your grandparents "turn you in" [14:58] I listen every time they do a live show, so I'll be here when they do talk about it [14:59] THis kid is Texan too? [14:59] heh [14:59] Buffy the Vampire Slayer [14:59] ZMB's? [14:59] Aombies [14:59] Z [14:59] ZMD's, I mean. [14:59] oh, my little finger doesn;t work... [14:59] that's why my typing sucks [15:00] How obvious is that...? [15:00] Only an atheist would think that people can't come back from the dead. [15:00] pish [15:00] heehee [15:01] Why not round up all the viewers of Buffy and Angel? [15:01] That'll bring the population down.. and the prison population through the froof [15:01] Fiction = terrorism!? [15:01] I guess [15:01] in the minds of BushCo [15:02] Harry Potter - Told ya! [15:02] The Bush Crime Family [15:02] Heh [15:02] the "nature" of the story makes it a felony [15:02] that's insane [15:02] If I write "I love high school", it's a felony? [15:02] "I pork all the chicks in English 1" that's a felony [15:04] An unreal threat to an unreal school. [15:05] I was being sarcastic [15:06] You wrote it, FELON. [15:06] hah! [15:06] so horror fiction about ficticious characters = felony [15:06] so much for the first ammendment [15:07] that article is sickening [15:07] Superman comic = WMD [15:07] lol [15:07] ZOMBIES [15:07] Bush = no understanding of reality OR fantasy [15:07] lol... [15:08] I had that article for my show... D&D [15:08] Don't ask, don't tell. [15:09] Unlike recruits who believe in OT miracles, apparently. [15:09] yep [15:09] Never assume anything [15:09] even with this crowd... [15:09] There is a RPG podcast at Podcast alley [15:12] I heard of a pinochle player who killed himself, therefore ... [15:12] what about the threat of murderous chess players? [15:12] or potentially violent monopoly enthusiasts? [15:13] And speaking of fighting... [15:13] Don't dis capitalism! [15:13] yick! [15:13] fights outside of casionos between poker players... [15:13] yick! [15:13] yick! [15:13] yick! [15:13] an everyday event in Vegas [15:13] what!??? [15:13] LOL [15:14] O M F G [15:14] Rabbi done sucked someone's tube? [15:14] This has to be related to Michael Jackson somehow. [15:14] I thought the catholics had that one "locked up" [15:14] with altered boys... [15:14] er alter boys... [15:14] lol [15:14] altar [15:14] yeah, tham too [15:15] How about ... a tissue? [15:15] wafer? [15:15] Sure--open wound. [15:16] CNN Breaking news: -- A gunman apparently shot four people at church meeting near Milwaukee before shooting himself, police said. [15:16] where was gawd during this event? [15:17] Whispering in the guy's ear? [15:17] ain't religious events quaint? [15:17] The victims weren't religious enough. [15:17] gee. a youth pastor is doing the pedo thing.... [15:17] shocksville [15:18] gosh, I'm so......... shocked [15:18] Ah! [15:18] so he can go ahead an buggar his own kids [15:18] does gawd tell him to do those things too? [15:18] What, you want to cut him off COMPLETELY? [15:19] perhaps some part of him? [15:19] saint peters..... [15:19] * rudeboy snickers like Beavis [15:19] no [15:20] Huh? [15:20] Senility is a common thing. [15:21] oh please... [15:21] "more alike" [15:21] "old antagonists" [15:21] * NeutronJack snickers at "seminal" [15:21] this is using words to trivialize two disparate concepts [15:22] convergence....... of science and religion., sounds like a new age pile to me [15:22] "Black is much like white." [15:22] this is new ageism... [15:22] new age.... as Penn Gilette says, "Rhymes with sewage" [15:23] * NeutronJack believed him1 [15:23] * NeutronJack believed him! [15:25] * NeutronJack didn't fall for that one.\ [15:25] christ was a physicist? [15:25] heh. well, he did get to learn about friction and impacts first hand.. heehee [15:25] It's just www.infidelguy.com. [15:26] Must be on my calendar [15:26] All of physics is in the OT, you know [15:26] yay! [15:26] Thanks for listening everyone [15:26] Air America comes to texas town [15:26] Good show, NP. [15:26] That's a wrap [15:26] * authentic has quit IRC (Quit: Thanks for using the pjIRC Applet.) [15:26] Well done N-Ps!!!!! [15:26] another fine show [15:27] Thank you rude [15:27] shout Euthyphro [15:27] Rabbi penis-sucking. His wonders to behold! [15:27] lol [15:27] yea ask Al about that :) [15:27] Al? [15:27] Al Franken is a Jew [15:28] ask Al Franken about his experience with that... yeah [15:28] Ah. [15:28] He may have an opinion [15:28] or a shocked expression [15:28] * Dealic has left #atheist_network [15:29] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Mar 12 15:29:25 2005