Session Ident: #atheist_network [13:05] * Now talking in #atheist_network [13:05] -ChanServ- (#atheist_network) Welcome to the Atheist Network IRC Channel. Please treat other as you wish to be treated... with respect. [13:05] Oh there he is [13:05] Hey [13:05] Hey Jeff [13:05] Hey, I don't think you sent me your show intro in that email [13:05] Can you please send it to my gmail address? [13:05] Hey Russell... everyone's getting "Connection Refused" when they try to listen to AN. [13:05] And you're right. I forgot. [13:06] Yeah, typical. [13:06] Well, you can just connect to the direct address [13:06] It's http://nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000 [13:06] open that in winamp [13:07] No, make them fix eet! [13:07] Try connecting again, sometimes it' [13:07] What kinda operation are we runnin here anyways? [13:07] just linked direct to me [13:07] But but but [13:08] Open but silent? [13:10] * HotForWittgenstein is now known as HotForWittgenstein|away [13:11] 12am I in color now? [13:11] 12yay [13:11] Yes, it's amazing [13:11] 07I want orange. [13:14] Yes [13:14] ? [13:14] 07Don't call us poor chatroom people names. [13:17] oh you do hear us [13:19] 07Yes I do [13:27] 07Hey guys I found out what John Edwards, the TV Psychic guy, said about the Schiavo case on FOX. [13:28] I saw that on the Daily Show yesterday [13:29] 07Okie dokey. [13:32] 07What he said was that the soul doesn't need a brain, therefor Terri's soul is still hanging around her body and is completely aware of everything that's been happening to her. [13:32] 07They reinstated that Imax movie in Forth Worth, it's in the news I sent you Russell. [13:33] ok [13:33] Mary's on it [13:37] People in the other chat channel say that the Atheist Network live stream really hasn't been active for months [13:38] Except, I presume, for Reggie's show [13:40] Jeff are you there? [13:49] 07It is not good for that stream to be inactive when we do our show. We're frickin' doing this for *free*, to help AN, so the leat they could do is make it so people can hear us. [13:49] It is ***always*** inactive. [13:49] Not just for us. [13:49] I thought we were just constantly unlucky for a really long time. [13:50] I guess Reggie has his own personal feed [13:52] * authenticpoppy95 has joined #atheist_network [13:52] * authenticpoppy95 has quit IRC (Quit: Thanks for using the pjIRC Applet.) [13:54] 07Well then why are we wasting our time??? [13:54] 07If they don't broadcast our show, then we're outta here. [13:54] 07Good grief. [13:55] Seems like we use their chat room, and Reggie direct connects to us when he's around... and that's about it [13:56] 07F that. Mr. producer, please email Reggie to inform him that if AN will not broadcast our show, then we're gone. [13:57] * Psik0tik has joined #atheist_network [13:57] everybody here knows the direct link I presume? [13:57] * SantaClausApologetic has joined #atheist_network [13:57] * bnem has joined #atheist_network [13:57] 07Hi everybody! [13:58] 07I'm in the chat room today because I'm home with a cold. [13:58] http://nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000 [13:58] hi Jeff [13:58] * charlie3000 has joined #atheist_network [13:58] Reggie says he's connecting us [13:58] so you can use AN official link if you prefer [13:59] 07Thanks Reggie! Is this going to be the standard practice again? [13:59] He's not here, other channel [13:59] #infidelguy [14:02] 07I'm not *entirely* missing, am I? 'Cuz I'm here in the chat room. [14:05] we're coming through all right? [14:05] yup [14:06] 07Pho News? Is that news about Vietnamese noodle soup? [14:06] 07Cuz I like that. [14:06] MMMMMM Pho [14:06] * HeavenlyFodder has joined #atheist_network [14:07] * infidelguy|working has joined #atheist_network [14:07] * ChanServ sets mode: +o infidelguy|working [14:07] * infidelguy|working changes topic to 'On Air NOw: The NOn-Prophets' [14:07] * default54 has joined #atheist_network [14:07] 07Could we please have one of us atheists taken hostage at gunpoint, so we can get on the news and tell everyone how our lack of religion got us through it?? [14:08] Jeff Dee - Professional Hostage :) [14:08] yeah...we also need headlines like: "I was touched by an angel...in a way that made me uncomfortable" [14:08] 07I wasn't volunteering. [14:08] lol [14:09] 07It can be a random hostage situation, I'll take my chances. [14:09] is IG on http://nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000 ?? or http://www.infidelguy.com:8666/ [14:09] I live near DC, so I'm a little afriad Tom DeLay will take me hostage and jam a feeding tube down my throat [14:09] 07Both I think. [14:09] i wonder if you can sue the church on waht heavenlyfodder said....."i would like compinsation for beinf fondled by an angel" [14:09] http://www.infidelguy.com:8000/listen.pls [14:10] 07Listen to Reggie, he knows better than me. [14:10] NOn-Prophets show is airing there [14:10] Can get more connection [14:10] http://www.infidelguy.com:8000/listen.pls [14:10] My net connection sucks [14:10] you should pray for increased bandwidth [14:11] My Wife and I did a 40 minute rant about this. [14:11] or pay for increased bandwith [14:11] It's called, "Why Brian Nichols should get off." [14:11] He was possessed by demons after all [14:11] and this is a Christian Nation [14:11] so.. there you go [14:11] thats a good excuse [14:11] changing net connection [14:11] * SantaClausApologetic has quit IRC (Quit: [x]chat) [14:12] 07I think the rational approach could work. Or if it doesn't, we could lie. And then tell the reporters that it was okay for us to lie and *pretend* we were religious, because we're atheists. [14:12] pee wee couldve said he had demons in him..mabye hje wouldve got aweay with it [14:12] 07Er. [14:12] he was just trying to get them out [14:14] 07Does that law also allow atheist churchgoers to sue their preachers for not respecting *their* beliefs? [14:14] I think Fenyman said he taught some classes by reading a few chapters ahead of the class [14:15] 07Cuz if it does, I'll start going. [14:15] but then again he might have been joking [14:17] to mary: maybe they *want* the public school system to go down the tubes [14:17] then it'll be "all parochial, all the time" [14:17] Non-Prophets: Easy way to stop this is to get a bunch of atheist to register in a bunch of seminary schools [14:17] * SantaClausApologetic has joined #atheist_network [14:17] Hail, Satan! [14:17] I mean Santa! [14:20] 07They definitely want to destroy public education. [14:20] Jeff: I agree with your earlier suggestion that the schools be federalized [14:20] that way you get a consistent education regardless of how "red" your state is [14:21] 07Er... well when I said that, we didn't have an insane Congress full of right-wing fundies. [14:21] Remember Fl had a govt sponsored "porn" - mothers giving up childeren to adoption had to publish details of conception so fathers might be notified [14:22] 07Under these circumstances, I doubt that would be an improvement. [14:22] 07Govt sponsored porn is actually a good idea. [14:23] the courhouse 10 commandments is gov't sponsored porn... there's a lot of stuff about ass-coveting [14:23] * Savant has joined #atheist_network [14:23] Not if the mothers had to give private details in order to give up their childeren for adoption [14:23] 07Yeah, but it gets kinda old. We need new commandments, with new sexual references. Just to keep it fresh. [14:24] * Savant is away: I'm busy [14:24] * Savant is away: I'm busy [14:24] * Savant is away: I'm busy [14:24] 07Joking, bnem. I prefer having my porn coming from the private sector. [14:25] There is always field hockey :) [14:25] 07Er... [14:25] 07I guess porn always cums from the private sector, technically. [14:25] The anti-(sexy cheerleader) law will never pass in Texas, because brain-dead red necks, even those Christian ones will not give up football and sexy-cheerleaders. [14:25] the white house has gay porn stars in the press corps [14:25] oooooooo [14:25] so find a virgin [14:26] yes we even had a cheerleader that became President [14:26] 07We did? [14:26] I think dubya was [14:26] 07blink blink [14:26] 07Ew? [14:26] dubya was a male cheerleader [14:27] I think he was the one who throws the girls into the air and looks up their skirts [14:27] yeap [14:27] Can someone have annal sex and still be a vergen?? [14:27] it's easier than going to 'Nam [14:27] 07Yes, Fodder. [14:27] i thnk anal sex still takes virginity [14:28] 07No, virginity is all about the hymen. There's no hymen in the anus. At least as afr as I know :/ [14:28] i never had a hymen [14:28] 07Me neither. [14:28] I suppose I was never a virgin then [14:28] so if a male has anal sex does it take his virginity [14:29] If you think about it stuf always passes through the anus, So the person who takes it in the ass will not loose anything. [14:29] what's a hymen? vodka and gingerale? [14:29] cause I've had one of those [14:29] if we stick it in anything we lose it [14:29] 07Ah, another tasteful episode! [14:29] so technically if we get attracted to a watermelon then we lose our virginty [14:30] or our dignity [14:30] lol [14:30] or both! [14:30] 07Last time we discussed Russell's penis. [14:30] But the one that incerts his penus is doing somthging different. [14:30] I thing the male should use a strap on, on his backside just to be safe [14:31] then he gets the girls backside [14:31] which way..cuz im not sticking a strapon up my butt [14:31] 07Okay Santa, thanks for sharing. [14:31] Am I sick or what? [14:31] 07A little, I think. [14:32] SCA: you should get a job with "Snap-on Tools" [14:32] somehow, I think you'd be well-suited to such a, er, positions [14:32] lol Strap-on tools [14:33] but it's still hetro if you have a male and female [14:33] they're making funny pope voices... it's a new comedy genre [14:34] * TheAnkou|away has joined #atheist_network [14:34] the pope is like half alive...im surprised he can still raise his hand...probably strings hold it up [14:34] he's subverting god's will by having that tracheotomy [14:35] yeap he should just take one for the team and die [14:35] 07Denis wimped out. [14:36] Non-Prophets: Did you do your Bill Orielly impression? [14:36] Will they remove the pop's feeding tube if it comes down to in? [14:36] pope's [14:37] 07Wonkette is extremely hot. [14:37] 07Al Franken couldn't stop staring. [14:37] I think she lives in my area... I sometimes can feel the heat [14:37] 07Of course, neither could I. [14:38] the best Air AMerica commerical is the one with the "WOlf RIchards" guy who reads that open letter to the prez [14:38] 07Huh? Wold Richards is an embarassing new-age imbecile. [14:39] 07(Wolf) [14:39] yeah... it's almost hypnotic [14:39] each individual word makes sense, but at then end of itall, you're like "what the hell did he just say? [14:39] 07Did you ever check out his web site? It's head-shake inducing. [14:39] * charlie3000 has quit IRC (Quit: Thanks for using the pjIRC Applet.) [14:39] * zippyapparition has joined #atheist_network [14:40] yeah... i couldn't tell what their whole point was... seems like a cult that isn't doing too well [14:40] 07Russell, stop doing me. [14:40] that Wolf Richards commerical sounds like the ad copy was generated by a Perl script or something [14:40] 07So to speak. [14:41] * authenticpoppy has quit IRC (Quit: Thanks for using the pjIRC Applet.) [14:41] everybody: What are we waiting to hear on http://www.infidelguy.com:8000/listen.pls? just non-profits [14:41] 07? [14:41] yeah... non prophets! woo! [14:42] 07Yeah! Yay us! [14:42] so it's like a jesus pyramid scheme? [14:42] instead of Amway, it's Jeez-way [14:43] 07A lot of their ads are annoying, but this one is a direct attempt to *misdirect* Air America listeners to a site that is aligned with right-wing conservative Christian fundamentalism. [14:43] hehe jees-way [14:43] jesus saves....wi th low low prices [14:43] I'm glad you called them on that... the fundies are getting more and more brazen in their tactics [14:43] 2I3 4b5e6t7 8m9o10s11t12 13p14e15o2l3e4 5w6h7o8 9h10a11v12e13 14p15u2r3c4h5a6s7e8d9 10l11e12p13t14o15p2r3i4n5 6a7r8e9 10e11v12a13n14g15e2l3i4c5a6l7 8c9h10r11i12s13t14i15a2n3s4.5 6 7M8a9y10b11e12 13t14h15e2i3r4 5o6n7 8t9o10 11s12o13m14e15t2h3i4n5g [14:43] 07They already control mainstream media, there's no reason for Air America to let 'em get away with this. [14:44] so right-wing conservative Christian fundamentalism are funding Air America -- RIGHT ON!!! [14:44] well the Air America web site lists AM 1060 (I think) as one of their affiliates in DC... but I listened and it's owned by fuggin CLEAR CHANNEL! [14:45] yes there is a connection btw clear channel and AA [14:45] really? becasue I friggin hate clear channel [14:45] I think they use many clear channel stations to grow fast [14:45] yes a lot of AA stations are CC owned [14:45] I friggin hate clear channel [14:46] they own so many stations already it's hard to avoid [14:46] Some have cited this connection in the demise of Unfiltered and the rise os Jerry Springer [14:46] 07Each local station airs its own local advertising, and if Clear Channel runs fundie ads, that's fine. My point is that this is the *enemies* of Air America sneaking this ad past their marketing staff. [14:46] the local one claims to be progressive but they have Don Imus as their morning show [14:46] 07Isn't he like 500 years old? [14:46] I listen mostly the wlib stream which can really suck [14:46] look at it this way... if even CC will broadcast AA, then they must really have ratings that can't be ignored [14:47] yeah, and you can't understand a damned word he says [14:47] 07I'm sure that's true, Russell. [14:47] I see your point about CC, but I'm just disappointed that you can't do anything in radio these days without them getting a piece of the action [14:47] Non-Prophets: what we most do is rate as rated X and dump them on Bit Torrent [14:48] and of course those low-power FCC licenses were snapped up by christain groups [14:49] Jeff_Dee: Planetary org is showing free lectures of basic astronomy over the web [14:49] bnem: yeah but they're spewing that "earth-is-round" anti-Biblical drivel [14:50] just kidding [14:50] yea they even have the audacity of launching a solor sail: damn coprenicans :) [14:50] dino tissue? has Ken Ham heard of this? [14:52] * Jeff_Dee has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:52] Is the NOn-Prophets live or recorded? [14:52] it's live [14:52] but I think it gets replayed [14:52] that's when they add in all the canned laughter and such [14:52] Its live every 2 wks [14:52] (kidding) [14:54] It's live, hi [14:55] Anybody when Disney did that stinker of a miniseries of a dino island [14:55] the vatican doesn't like the davinci code cause it competes with their own fictional text, the bible [14:55] * Jeff_Dee has joined #atheist_network [14:55] hi jeff [14:55] er? I got timed out? [14:55] 07golly [14:56] i'd like to point out: jeff left us, then returned again soon afterward... (i.e., he's jesus) [14:56] 4If the pope goes into a constant vegetative state will they have a big debate on whether or not they should keep him on a feeding tube. [14:57] he'd have to keep the tube in there.. .it's god's will [14:57] Non-Prophets: I think they are getting pissed at the tourist looking at the sites for hidden clues [14:57] yeah.. a lot of tourists are flocking to the adult movie theater that jesus allegedly attended with mary magdalene [14:58] 4We all know that Deventy(sp?) made the shroud of turne(sp?). [14:58] 07How exactly does it "defame" Jesus to say he was married and had a kid? [14:58] I think the new theory is that somone painted glass and put the sheet on the glass [14:59] yeah... they're against the sanctity of marriage now [14:59] then the sun baked the paint onto the sheet. the sun movent over the sheet gave the 3d look [15:00] 07If you think about it, priests have always been against marriage. I mean, they never do it themselves. [15:00] 031/4 of Jesus' kid's DNA would be god's DNA [15:00] 03yeah but they sure to like to offer advice to married people [15:00] and molest little boys [15:01] 07It's not a *pyramid* scheme, guys. That's the wrong religion. It's a *church* scheme. [15:01] 03so michael jackson is a priest? whoa [15:01] 07Don't be blaming the Egyptians. [15:01] hehe you have to be made of less than 70 % plastic to be a preist...so micheals out [15:01] Non-Prophets: and Jeff_Dee you missed a debate on IG last night: I dont have enough faith to be an Atheist by Frank Turek [15:01] 03I blame the egyptians, right down to Robyn Hitchcock [15:02] 03bnem: I've heard of that... apparently they don't have enough knowledge of what the word "atheist" means [15:02] 4Penn and Teller said that if you think you should teach both sides, "Should you teach that some people say the Holocaust never happened". [15:04] 07And *I* was there, Russell! [15:04] 03you didn't cast an invisbility spell, did you? becasue maybe he just didn't see you [15:04] 07Is that debate available on the internet anywhere, bnem? [15:05] Jeff_dee IG should put it up on the Gold member section [15:05] 03will the TV show ever be archived on the website? even if it's just the audio... [15:05] * Savant is back (gone 00:41:25) [15:06] I think IG may be archiving it [15:06] * Savant is back (gone 00:41:25) [15:06] * Savant is back (gone 00:41:25) [15:06] 07It seemed the wise thing to do at the time. [15:06] * Savant is away: I'm busy [15:06] * Savant is away: I'm busy [15:06] * Savant is away: I'm busy [15:06] HeavenlyFodder: wife swap?? _ he might have a problem with copyright. [15:06] 03no, i mean the Atheist Experience [15:07] * Savant is back (gone 00:00:46) [15:07] * Savant is back (gone 00:00:46) [15:07] 03I'm planning to watch reggie on "extreme wife makeover" or whatever it is [15:07] * Savant is back (gone 00:00:46) [15:07] * Savant is away: I'm busy [15:07] * Savant is away: I'm busy [15:07] * Savant is away: I'm busy [15:07] 07ignore savant [15:07] 07grr [15:08] * Savant has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) [15:08] The Christion is addicted to arguing!! [15:09] * Savant has joined #atheist_network [15:09] 03isn't post-modernism really the same as futurism? [15:09] that should fix it [15:09] hell-if-i-know [15:09] 07No. [15:10] post-modernism ?= DON'T GIVE A SHIT [15:10] The Big Labischioe -- Rocks!! [15:11] 03playing with definitions is almost a branch of christian apologetics unto itself [15:12] * AustinAtheist has joined #atheist_network [15:12] * infidelguy|working sets mode: +o Jeff_Dee [15:12] * infidelguy|working sets mode: +o Non-Prophets [15:13] 07Russel, please don't warn the postmodernists about those emails. They deserve what they get. [15:13] Heya guys and gals [15:13] 03hi AA [15:13] Btw, this is Chris...I helped out with the TV show for a couple months in August and September last year [15:13] Post modernists... mmm, those guys, should be stoned to death [15:14] Post modernists... mmm, those guys, should be stoned to death -- I beleave that stoning will not cause death or harm. [15:15] Atheism is a belief like bald is a hair color. [15:15] 07Wow, good arguments Russell. I wish I could've stuck around to hear it. [15:15] 03really? that's not what Jack Chick's been telling me [15:15] Thanks Jeff [15:15] I've got more on the show [15:16] Is there a place where I can meet the NOn-Prophets? [15:16] 07Yes, it's called Austin Texas! [15:16] Damn skippy [15:16] Jeff you got a fan or a stalker :) [15:16] 03or a disciple [15:17] Father Dee [15:17] 07huh? [15:17] Jeff_Dee: So I guess I'll wonder around amilessly untell I bump into the NOn-Prophets? [15:17] SCA wants to follow you. He wants you to be his personal Jesus. [15:17] Jeff_Dee: So I guess I'll wonder around Austin amilessly untell I bump into the NOn-Prophets? [15:17] 07Only one in a few thousand people is actually worth being afraid of. [15:17] Mary's plugging her website [15:17] www.maremojo.com [15:17] 03if you want to see the NPs, you'd better buy tickets at the Glasserdome box office [15:18] 07www.atheist-community.org, Fodder. [15:18] Atheoke? [15:18] sorry maremojo.org [15:18] I sing karaoke!!!!!!! [15:18] 03http://www.whitehouse.org/media/ashcroft-bacon/index.asp [15:18] I hosted my own show for a few months, and I used to go sing four nights a week in my heyday [15:19] Jeff you should write to Majority Report and ask to use the song as a bumper [15:19] "www.maremojo.com is a parked domain [15:19] For more information about this domain, click here. " [15:19] 03at least it's not a hardcore porn site [15:20] 03that's often what you get when you're one letter off from the actual URL [15:20] AustinAtheist: Atheist Network is always looking for new material [15:20] Well I missed the chance to see the Albino Squirrel Guy when he would goto the bar after REEL [15:21] What kind of song are you looking for? Areligious stuff, or just any old song I sing well? [15:22] This Schiavo thing is absolutely ridiculous [15:22] 4If the pope goes into a constant vegetative state will they have a big debate on whether or not they should keep him on a feeding tube. [15:22] I think Jake or infidelguy can best answer that. When the regular schedule comes up they have time slots for misc comedy bits [15:23] AustinAtheist: Infidelguy also has new site coming soon so uploads from the public will be made easier [15:23] Nice. I am dying to see his Wifeswap episode. [15:23] If only his site would quit getting hacked. [15:24] About Schiavo: I love the father's last plea with the court, saying that his daughter was trying to articulate the words "I want to live." Apparently, days after her feeding tube was pulled, she articulated "ahhhhhhhh" followed by screaming "waaaaaa" and that was it. [15:24] [15:24] Yeah. She must have been trying to say "I want to live." She couldn't possibly have been trying to say "I want to die" or "I want Jeb and George to take a long walk off of a short pier." [15:24] 07maremojo.ORG, guys [15:25] 03indeed... Dubya's "culture of life" is very selective, apparently [15:25] yes you are right [15:25] Well, that's it for this week [15:25] 03bye [15:26] Thanks everyone! [15:26] * HeavenlyFodder has quit IRC (Quit: Thanks for using the pjIRC Applet.) [15:26] bye NP [15:26] See ya tomorrow [15:26] maybe [15:26] 07I'll stick around for a bit [15:26] oh right, maybe or maybe no [15:26] I am thinking some Cajun pastries may also be in order for the morning time meal. [15:27] 07heh [15:27] IT"s skipping!!!! [15:27] not for me [15:27] Yeah this CD is a bit crummy [15:27] sorry about that [15:27] Its the new compression technique :) [15:28] Jeff, too sick for lunch? [15:28] 07This Terri Schiavo thing... I really think this is an excellent example of the way an atheist point of view would help the general public. [15:28] 07Yeah, Russell. [15:28] ok sorry to hear that [15:29] * SantaClausApologetic has quit IRC (Quit: [x]chat) [15:29] You ralphing? [15:29] What color is it? :P [15:29] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Mar 26 15:29:46 2005